So, if you don't already know that 25 July is the Global Day of Action for Iran, you must have been living in a box, because it is. Protests and stuff are planned across the free world, but what if you can't get to one for reasons of geography, a prior commitment, work or something else (yes, I know it's a Saturday, but some people do work at the weekend)? Answer: Sea of fuckin' Green. Wear something green - and I don't mean a green thong unless you're a stripper, in which case welcome on board. Tie a green ribbon round your wrist. If you can get away with it, dye your hair green. Wear enough that people ask you "what the fuck are you wearing all that green for, you look like one of Santa's little helpers", though not so much that you get fired or arrested for looking too strange. Because making people come up to you and ask why you're doing something gives you the opportunity to explain why you're doing it. It gives you a miniature audience. Draw attention to yourself. Swallow your pride and wear so much green you look stupid. Is it so much to ask?