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April 16th Dallas, TX Raid - THEY THINK WE HAVE AN AXE?!?

Discussion in 'USA - Central/Mountain' started by An0nym0usFemal3, Apr 16, 2011.

  1. Overview of teh RAID:

    Anons started arriving at the meeting spot just before 11:00AM, and some Jimmy John's employees came by around 11:45AM and gave us free (!!!!) sandwiches (a new and amazing development.) We waved our signs along the busy road at the meeting point until about 12:30PM and then relocated to the Org.

    The raid outside the Org was pretty much business as usual until a few Anons decided to enturbulate around the rear of the building (still public property.) One newbish Anon found a big stick along the road and thought he'd be cute by asking Arlo, our cultie photographer, if he could throw the "litter" away for him. A couple of us dissuaded the stick-wielding Anon, who immediately put the stick down, and another Anon moved it to a curb a good distance away.

    And that would have been the end of the story... If the Scilons weren't crazy.

    After the stick had already been abandoned on the curbside, Arlo told a couple of our Anons, "Better hide that bat!" (LOL, "bat," so dramatic) and then left the cult's property to go photograph the abandoned stick. At this point we decided it might be a good idea to rejoin our fellow DallAnons in front of the Org, and, since the Scilons were expressing so much interest in it, not to leave the stick behind.

    A few minutes after we arrived back in front of the Org, a cop car pulled up (nothing new there; our local Scilons are positively cop-happy.) More unexpectedly, the police officer got out of his squad car, approached us, AND ASKED US IF WE WERE CARRYING AN AXE. According to the police officer, someone from the cult (*cough*Arlo*cough*) called the police and claimed we were "swinging an axe around."

    Of course, we had no axes and happily showed the police our belongings to prove it. We explained what happened with the stick and assured the police that not only had Arlo seen exactly what happened with the stick, he also had photographs of it, and we had the whole event on video. The police here are used to us, and this one was especially friendly. He had already been chuckling when he asked about the axe, and by the end he was accepting a flier, taking a picture on his iPhone, and telling us the other officers at the station were disappointed they didn't get to answer the call and come see us. ...LOL. :D (We let him keep the stick.)

    (Some time in the middle of the stick drama, the Jimmy John's guys came back with more free sandwiches.)

    Unfortunately, a few minutes later two more, somewhat less friendly, cops showed up and said the cult had called again, claiming we were blocking the sidewalk, and they were tired of coming out to answer the calls. (Despite the fact that it's part of their job description and not our fault the Scilons are so edgy, amirite?) They couldn't answer our questions about where else we should stand, since the sidewalk we were on is the only public property in the vicinity safe for pedestrians (i.e. not open road) so we decided to march up and down, thereby technically not obstructing the sidewalk. We marched for a while, but the Scilons had turned the sprinklers on and it was getting hot (and a bit boring) marching back and forth.

    We returned to our meeting point along a busier road, waved signs for a while and ate caek (okay, it was actually brownies) before heading our separate ways around 4:30PM.

    Overall an excellent and lulzy protest, full of excitement and adventure.

    If I left anything out, I'm sure the other Anons will fill it in, and pics are coming soon.

    EDIT: Final count was 13 Anons at the raid! :D

    EDIT 2: Apparently the stick was some kind of handle? I don't know anything about construction tools... It was a big stick.
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  2. Newfags came crawling out the woodwork!! Many protest cherries popped!!and much Scilon fail, as they attempt to use the Irving Police as their Personal Army.
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  3. Optimisticate Member

    Irving FTW!!

    OptiMom and OptiBro said they saw those Anonymous People protesting Tom Cruise's cult (according to mom, age 60+) and showed horn love. Do I believe them?
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  4. Anonymous Member

    AX PIX PLOX!
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  5. That. That was a protest.
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  6. Anonymous Member

    It sounds like a good time was had by all, except the poor police that keep getting called about noting, who can do nothing about it. Please post photos of the twig!
  7. Mark Cabian Member

    Yes!
  8. There was definitely a lot of honk love.
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  9. anonymous612 Member

    Reminds me of the time they told the cops our green plastic boombox was a bucket of acid. Or the time they told the cops one of the anons had a gun...because there was a gun on his tshirt.
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  10. We gave it to them to be thrown away.
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  11. Anonymous Member

    I see that the problem continues to be; cops blaming anon for cult phoning in bawww. I would like a think tank to address this. I also wish to do some tank thinking. This is exploitable; cops asking protesters to gtfo cuz target bawwws nonstop is wrong. To the grassroots media, ho!
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  12. And a lot of it due to my antics!
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  13. Anonymous Member

    Very nice.
    Seems like the raid had a bit of everything.
  14. Everything. And Caek!
  15. It wasn't a twig, per se. More like a small club.
  16. xenubarb Member

    You do know that a bucket of acid is what all the cool kids are using these days...
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  17. Sorry... I got no pix of the club... or with the officer talking to us about it... mayhaps 998 has something. I'm gonna have to rip the audio from my camera... cause the shaking is particularly bad on this tape.

    Got a few funny shots of the Cult's version of the DSA
  18. "I'm the good DSA."
  19. Zombiephobia Member

    Hey guys, Look whose here? Me. Was there today in the zombie outfit.

    I think Insanity got the "axe" on video, but I dont know as far as pictures go
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  20. zudok Member

    i bet some surveyors left it cuz it looked like a pick axe handle with tape on the bigger end as if for better grip. oh yah you forgot about how we set off the bank alarm and some sort of armored vehicle was with the first lulzy officer. oh man thanks for making my day guys. other friends would have came but they bitched out and got scared when i told them what was up
  21. zudok Member

    or how bout that dudebro that gave us that look of approval but when he left asked if we had anything better to do? or those old guys calling us losers? that was funny
  22. Orson Member

    Jimmy John's.

    Now I'm hungry.

    Good job Dallas.
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  23. I should be writing a paper but LOL NO I've got pix to share. So sit your little behinds down, anons. Pix are forthcoming.
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  24. Anonymous. (& Jimmy Johns) Delivers!!!

    Seriously... that was pretty neat... I'm gonna have to give them business later.
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  25. I think we got some video, somewhere...
  26. Anon998 Member

    Who would have known? xD
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  27. Anon998 Member

    I took video...BUT...the video was for safety and proof of no illegal activity. I don't have a working video editor...so I can't provide video. Sorry...
  28. If that's the case, it must have been lying there for a long time - the wood was pretty weathered.

    Totally forgot about the alarm, but I don't think it was a bank and the big black vehicle was a people-mover, not an armored vehicle; their logo was on the side and there were seats in it and windows.
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  29. anonymous612 Member

    Upload raw footage? If none of the anons were unmasked, of course.
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  30. Anon998 Member

    Each clip is at least an hour long. and there is probably some personal info on the video. I don't want to risk it. Plus, it'd be a little boring.
  31. Anonymous Member

    Since you failfags are so niggardly with video lulz
    I'll just derp y'all with the latest awesome from Austin

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  32. Anonymous Member

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  33. Anonymous Member

    >Implying raids happen in Austin.
  34. WARNING: HELLA LONG POST INCOMING.

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    A collection of Anons, early on in the day.

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    Zombie-chan, making some signs.

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    On the way to the Org! What a handsome bunch.

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    Here there be shadows of $cilons. They never came down to talk to us.

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    Here there be Anons.
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  35. HELLA LONG POST PART 2

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    I tried to get pics of everyone by themselves at least once.

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    YOU MAKE ME FEEL LEIK DANZIG!

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    They have a playground in the back! I wanna slide on that slide.

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    Seeing $cilon kids growing up in the doctrine is really sad and spooky.

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    Caught, red-handed.

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    Thumbs-Up Guy is down with the Enturbulation.

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    The good cop.

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    The meh cop's car.

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    The awkward, creepy, sketchy cop's car.
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  36. LAST TWO IMAGES I SWEAR SORRY GUYS

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    It's so cute to see babby anons playing in traffic.

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    Yes, it was both delicious and moist. Thanks Anon Femme!
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  37. MSAnon505 Member

    Good job, guys! Keep up the glorious work- victory will be ours.
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  38. anonymous612 Member

    Holy fuck. I am both surprised and impressed. o_o
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  39. Awesome pics dump is awesome!!
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  40. Mark Cabian Member

    Nice! I also love that "finish the fight" shirt. <3
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