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Kristey Allie defends the Cult

Discussion in 'Kirstie Alley' started by iaxiloll, Apr 14, 2010.

  1. RightOn Member

    Re: Kristey Allie defends the Cult

    I have to say that you posts always crack me up
  2. Cat Complex Member

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    It's helping very very much, I'm reading that book about celebrities and CoS.

    That's what I've explained to people I talk to about the human rights abuses in seaorg - people say - "but how does travola and cruise support that?" and I saw "THEY DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT. The get very different treatment..."

    yes, i guess different lures for different people - I was more fascinated with the hare krishnas so the hooks they use worked on me (for a little while).

    CoS seems so COLD.

    Isn't it sadly fascinating - that in just 50 short years people believe the self indulgent ravings of a meglomaniac? (LRH)
  3. Random guy Member

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    Scientology looked like a scam to you because it is because it IS a scam. A lot of people realize that straight on, but not all.

    The cult usually go for nerdy people who looks lonely, typically white middle class people. You were looking for spirituality, but quite a few of the nerdy loners aren't very spiritual, and the want a technical/scientific deal, not a fuzzy Karma-thing with scented candles and cosy cushions.

    I used to know a guy who ended up in the cult. he was one of those "too intelligent for his own good" people, but he had somehow managed to grow up with very little real world experience. Being a typical teenager with pimples, too much arms and legs, a nerdy disposition and painfully shy, I imagine his life wasn't very nice. He was looking for something to make it better, and he lacked the social instinct to tell him when he was being conned. He was the perfect victim.

    If you read some of the stories from the X'es, many of them spent time as staff, and tell how they very quickly became good at picking out the people they could get to join. You were evidently not the type, neither was I. We are bout here, others are not so lucky.
  4. anonymous9 Member

    Re: Kristey Allie defends the Cult

    Abe Gurko: Larry King Love Triangle (Brech)
    Karma? Maybe.
    Schadenfreude? Definitely.
  5. Cat Complex Member

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    Yes - but RandomGuy - the woman there TRIED to relate to me, but failed!

    You see, I was wearing that punk/goth kind of fashion, how was that woman to know that I had just recently graduated from a prestigious wealthy girls college?? She didn't - so she tried to "relate" to me by swearing, "fucked" "fucking" fucked up" etc. I just KNEW she was putting it on - and I was kinda insulted that she thought I would respond to gutter talk rather than an intelligent conversation!!
  6. CantPickaName Member

    Re: Kristey Allie defends the Cult

    why thank you...now you went and done give me a fat head


    anybody want to take that one?
  7. kissyfur Member

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    so fat she's fatter than CantPickaName's big fat head...?

    also, yes i WILL take one, please!
  8. another123 Member

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  9. Re: Kristey Allie defends the Cult

    Kristey so fat, she sweats gravy.
  10. Re: Kristey Allie defends the Cult

    In an interview Larry King revealed that he doesn't do research on his guests because he wants to wing it and sound "fresh" and sort of ask the questions that the man on the street or barbershop might ask.

    Seems that this works for him most of the time. I guess it's not perfect though. I gotta admit asking her why being in Scientology hasn't kept her thin was a good question; the type of question that an ordinary person on the street would ask. He just didn't follow up or "press" her, that's all. He is after all not Mike Wallace. He probably knew he was being "snowed" but his show is more of a friendly type of show as opposed to some adversarial type deep interview a la Mike Wallace.
  11. Paroxetine Samurai Moderator

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    Behemoth Alley is so fat her chins have their own zip code.
  12. RightOn Member

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    She has more chins than a Chinese Phone book
    old joke is old
  13. Anonymous Member

  14. kissyfur Member

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    she's so fat, when she stands up sumo wrestlers fall out
  15. kissyfur Member

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    she's so fat the zoning board made her change her last name to 'threelanehighway'
  16. iaxiloll Member

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    What could make you hit this?

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  17. iaxiloll Member

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    She's so fat she thinks a hot-tub is a toilet.
  19. AnotherSock Member

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    When Kirstie Alley put on a red and white teeshirt, people thought Air Canada had started using the Airbus A380.

    When Kirstie Alley goes running, she makes the CD player skip... over at the radio station.
  20. Paroxetine Samurai Moderator

    Re: Kristey Allie defends the Cult

    She is so fat astronauts landed on her ass and thought it was the Moon
  21. Krytenanon Member

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    If Kirsty Alley went through the biggest loser show and won, she would still be the biggest loser. roflmao
  22. Re: Kristey Allie defends the Cult

    Kirstie's so fat whenever she visits Japan there is always an emergency news broadcast covering it

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  23. kissyfur Member

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    she's so fat they had to create a new weight unit:

    John Travolta weighs 2 kirsties
    katie homes weighs 0.35 kirsties
    l ron weighed 1.42 kirsties
    cantpickaname weighs 1.0004 kirsties (fluctuates based on ego)
  24. kissyfur Member

    Re: Kristey Allie defends the Cult

    she's so fat, xenu is trapped in her fopa
  25. Anonymous Member

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    Kirstie Alley is so fat she looks like she's smuggling another fat person inside her.
  26. kissyfur Member

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    she's so fat that the last time she wore yellow 20 kids hopped on for a ride to school
  27. Krytenanon Member

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    She's so fat that Hippos call her the albino
  28. Anonymous Member

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    holy fuck

    first time in a long time i've seen THREE chins
  29. Anonymous Member

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    Kirstie is so fat, they use her belt to measure the Earth's equator.

    Kirstie is so fat, if she wore a GoodYear hat, she'd look like a blimp.

    Kirstie is so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

    Kirstie is so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

    Kirstie is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says, "No live stock please."

    Kirstie is so fat that when I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

    Kirstie is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will become extinct.

    Kirstie is so fat, when she tells people her weight they think it's her phone number.
  30. iaxiloll Member

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    An old fart lol.

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7OkVUmfrVM&feature=related]YouTube - Larry King Farts: LIVE[/ame]
  31. Re: Kristey Allie defends the Cult

    Too bad Larry didn't mention that for 20 of those 55 years she wasn't FAT, she was a COCAINE ADDICT! Hello! Before that she was growing into 35, and if you are obese before 35, you are truly pathetic, cause that is when it goes all downhill for us chickies.
  32. Anonymous Member

    Re: Kristey Allie defends the Cult

    YMMV,
    but the hooks they use in Sydney are better than those elsewhere.

    I mean, yah.
    I was stuck wandering through downtown, without much money
    (well, some USD for the lot of good they'd do me)
    and I discovered the Hare Krishnas were giving away FREE FOOD in their temple.
    and I had heard it was reputedly good.

    And, um...
    Yah, it was.

    and nobody tried to sell me anything.

    And then, hunger sated, I crawled back out of the temple and never went back.

    ^^^
    ACTUALLY DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE THAN ONE TENDS TO FIND AT A SCIENTOLOGY ORG
  33. MenoBitch Member

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    It means your cultdar was working properly.
  34. potrezebie Member

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    I thought she ate the sun every nite and barfed it up in the morning- damn heretical sects!
  35. FreakE420 Member

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  36. Mousez Member

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    After seeing that, I though to myself "Well where in the hell have I seen that before?"

    Then I remembered someone saying she was a toad once..Then it hit me!!!

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  37. Shinythings Member

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    She is so fat she's gone crazy and makes a fail reality show about how she can't stop being fat.

    (Not a joke, really)
  38. FreakE420 Member

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  39. Alpha Bates Member

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    ^^^^

    WINRAR
  40. Zander Member

    Re: Kristey Allie defends the Cult

    No, a fat loser :D

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