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Scientology staff produced an anti-Public-Scientologist wall poster

Discussion in 'Think Tank' started by Anonymous, Mar 17, 2010.

  1. Anonymous Member

    Scientology staff produced an anti-Public-Scientologist wall poster

    Somewhere on the internet exists a "professionally" produced illustrated poster created by scientology staff members that portrays 'public scientologists' as, if I recall correctly,

    - obnoxious
    - freeloading
    - other-fish-frying
    - demanding, and
    - time-wasting.

    I have seen this poster, perhaps on ocmb.xenu.net, a long time ago. But, sadly, am having trouble finding it.

    My feeble memory suggests that the poster uses a cartoonish sort of color illustration of a white-pinstripe-suited public scientologist, and rolls of cash.

    It might profit us to find this. It could be quite useful. It would be nice to have a scientology-produced banner to educate scientology public.

    In any case, it is lulzy.

    I would be most grateful if someone can locate this poster.
  2. urbanhawk Member

    Re: Scientology staff produced an anti-Public-Scientologist wall poster

    do you remember anything else about the poster like apearances or such. also if you find something you like.... save it.
  3. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scientology staff produced an anti-Public-Scientologist wall poster

    Good tip.

    I do recall that it was weird and crappy, but beyond that, not much.
  4. Anontacular Member

    Re: Scientology staff produced an anti-Public-Scientologist wall poster

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  5. WogoMatic Member

    Re: Scientology staff produced an anti-Public-Scientologist wall poster

    I think you just described everything about scientology.
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  6. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scientology staff produced an anti-Public-Scientologist wall poster

    This poster might have had a tiny public scientologist chaining the leg of a hard-working staff member or some such symbolic brilliance.
  7. OTBT Member

    Re: Scientology staff produced an anti-Public-Scientologist wall poster

    Here's a couple of them

    antifield1.jpg

    antifield2.jpg

    Operation Clambake Message Board :: View topic - Org propaganda posters

    I think there were a few more posted on the old Enturb site, not sure if they got backed up before Enturb crashed and burned.
  8. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scientology staff produced an anti-Public-Scientologist wall poster

    OP here - thanks OTBT. Those are the ones.
  9. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scientology staff produced an anti-Public-Scientologist wall poster

    Shoop Davey's face onto the Annoying Midget in those pics, and you have The World According To Marty.
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  10. Ogsonofgroo Member

    Re: Scientology staff produced an anti-Public-Scientologist wall poster

    Pretty bizarre shoite!
  11. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scientology staff produced an anti-Public-Scientologist wall poster

    The symbolism of a little orange man with a bag of skulls is, of course, completely obvious. :confused:

    Also obvious is the problem of scientology businessmen keeping scientology poor with black PR campaigns. (Good work, businessmen.)

    But, you know, maybe someone could explain precisely what the Lord Xenu all this shit is about, specifically.

    Just to confirm what is already so obvious to me.

    Please?
  12. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scientology staff produced an anti-Public-Scientologist wall poster

    LO-FUCKING-=L!

    I guess you can see why they discontinued those little gems. Davy couldn't have been impressed with something that so clearly reminded him of his tiny stature. I imagine more than one exec rode the beating-go-round for letting those get made.
  13. the_cloak Member

    Re: Scientology staff produced an anti-Public-Scientologist wall poster

    These just beg to be shooped into DM and posted up in public places around the orgs.
  14. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scientology staff produced an anti-Public-Scientologist wall poster

    Agreed, imagine if someone taped those to front of Orgs, or mailed them in tubes that appeared to come from Int Mgmt....
  15. Anonymous Member

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    "Don't let Black PR campaigns keep you poor and prevent you from helping"?!

    Slave labor wages, isn't what keep them poor?
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  16. Re: Scientology staff produced an anti-Public-Scientologist wall poster

    There are Scientologists and then there are staff members.
  17. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scientology staff produced an anti-Public-Scientologist wall poster

    Bump for shoop potential.
  18. anonsoldier Member

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    That bag of skulls has to be a bag of holding. Its so tiny but was holding SO MANY skulls! Or maybe thats why they all fell out. He had them strapped in but had to use the cord to tie up another staff member.
  19. lostatsea Member

    Re: Scientology staff produced an anti-Public-Scientologist wall poster

    I think they're creepy as fuck.
  20. webkilla Member

    Re: Scientology staff produced an anti-Public-Scientologist wall poster

    i dont even get it

    the one where the 'businessman' is tying the public down... ok, that makes a tiny amount of sense

    but the one walking off with all the skulls? what? seriously, WHAT?
  21. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scientology staff produced an anti-Public-Scientologist wall poster

    Someone owes us an explanation.

    Does anyone else think that the orange midget in the hat looks like Elron?
  22. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scientology staff produced an anti-Public-Scientologist wall poster

    Don't get it either. And why did they bolden "PR"? And why is that mean business man leaving the poor upstat guy with all these skulls on the table? Scientology is so strange.
  23. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scientology staff produced an anti-Public-Scientologist wall poster

    What is that I see in the businessmans pockets?
    Is that a little black bra with nipple cutouts in the back pocket?
    Is that a little whip or a some kind of thug club in the front pocket?
  24. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scientology staff produced an anti-Public-Scientologist wall poster

    This is scientology's work people. That's all the explanation you need for why it is weird or creepy or nonsensical.
  25. CantPickaName Member

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  26. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scientology staff produced an anti-Public-Scientologist wall poster

    It's not "public", it's a staff member. Looks like those posters were to create a Scientology staff vs. Scientology public mindset. Maybe to increase the drive to fleece them? Even though Hubbard's policies alone are excellent at making it all about fleecing the public to their last penny.
  27. grebe Member

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  28. ultrapoet Member

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    Dude, that first one is just crying out for a Davey shoop. You could even label the skulls with the names of people who are dead because of Scientology.
  29. Lorelei Member

    Re: Scientology staff produced an anti-Public-Scientologist wall poster

    Just when I think I have seen the depth of creepiness Scilon propaganda can sink to, someone finds THESE gems.

    WTG, Anon, I am truly disturbed by these posters.
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  30. Re: Scientology staff produced an anti-Public-Scientologist wall poster

    No way he's a Jew. Orangemen are all Protestant.
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  31. Goosh Goosh Member

    Re: Scientology staff produced an anti-Public-Scientologist wall poster

    where's freake when you need him
  32. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scientology staff produced an anti-Public-Scientologist wall poster

    Um, no.

    The PUBLIC businessman (e.g. WISE) is tying down the org STAFF, by spreading black PR about how STAFF don't do shit.

    He's also keeping STAFF from being affluent, by denying them money. Apparently, the big problem with WISE businesses is that they don't kickback enough "up-lines" to the orgs which depend on them.

    WISE business is killing Scientology by:
    * refusing to help STAFF by giving them the re$ource$ they need to thrive
    * complaining that the orgs fail to provide services promised

    [just my humble take]

    -notascientologistbutt
  33. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scientology staff produced an anti-Public-Scientologist wall poster

    I thought THAT one was pretty obvious.

    WISE man is "dead agenting".

    -notascientologistbutt
  34. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scientology staff produced an anti-Public-Scientologist wall poster

    Funny how these two seem to be destructive towards each other. Either the WISE guy won't give enough and points out sea org fail. Or the scilons squeeze so much out of the WISE business owner that he can't afford to reinvest in his business and keep up with this competition. This right there is why scientology has failed to take over even a single nation. They just drain the resources of their target until it dies and then they have to look for another target. It gets them money, but they can't see past the money and strike a balance that is a winning combination for both sides.

    In the end, their money makers business goes south, then he becomes a staffer. THen either he remains a mindless zombie slave the rest of his life, or he wakes up, makes noise and is eventually shat back out into the real world.
  35. eddieVroom Member

    Re: Scientology staff produced an anti-Public-Scientologist wall poster

    Is that Medusa in the table's reflection?
  36. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scientology staff produced an anti-Public-Scientologist wall poster

    Whom is he dead-agenting to whom?
  37. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scientology staff produced an anti-Public-Scientologist wall poster

    He's dead-agenting "you people in the Org".

    To whom? Unclear. Possibly he's dead-agenting the org staff to themselves.
    As of right now, he's dead-agenting org staff to Anonymous. ;)
  38. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scientology staff produced an anti-Public-Scientologist wall poster

    wat
  39. Alpha Bates Member

    Re: Scientology staff produced an anti-Public-Scientologist wall poster

    I love this shit.

    One thing I am looking forward to re: the cult's spectacular downfall is a flood of shit like this that will finally see the light of day.

    It will take years to look through all of the weird internal PR stuff, not to mention the absolute trasure trove that will come out of Golden Era.

    There will be fap.

    EDIT: That's assuming the Scilons don't have some doomsday plot that invloves using gasoline to baleet fucking everything and then Golden Era and all staff therein DIAF cuz they can't climb teh fence.
  40. Zak McKracken Member

    Re: Scientology staff produced an anti-Public-Scientologist wall poster

    I nominate Alpha Bates as executor and curator for Golden Era's pr0n archives.

    Its a huge relief that a man(?) with such qualifications as yours appears
    before the amateur fappers of /b/ get their furry paws on it.
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