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“Have you ever ass-fucked a cow?" "Then you run staring at the horse’s dick whole track"

Discussion in 'News and Current Events' started by Anonymous, Nov 22, 2012.

  1. Anonymous Member

    Source is Marty's blog. Not posted in Marty's Situation Room because the excerpts below don't have anything to do with Marty or Independent Scientology. If I'm wrong, I'm sure the thread will be moved and I'll be suitably chastised by a Moderator.

    A Thanksgiving Story
    http://markrathbun.wordpress.com/2012/11/22/a-thanksgiving-story/

    Some excerpts of interest:
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  2. Ogsonofgroo Member

    Ha-ha, Marty is such a twit, blind as a make-up test bunny, still cannot quite get it, that it was ol' Daddy Hubbard, the 'sauced-source', who started the whole thing. Yeh, clams be blind, the whole schmear is bug-shit insane, i just, i just wanna give the bunch who keep perpetuating scientology crap, in any form, a big bucket of 'brain-bleach' and thicker glasses so they can see the fucking door out.
    Yikes!

    Oh, FWIW, I think this was posted in the appropriate section OP :)

    Edit> yes ino its not a marteh quote now, my above faggotry remains for posterity of derp.
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  3. Back to the title question.

    Just once. It wasn't really for me though.
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  4. Was it for the cow, though?
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  5. Ogsonofgroo Member

    There, fix'd it fer ya :p (jk jk, how could i resist?)

    Funny thing is, I did too, just once... next thing I know there she was on my front porch with a couple of suitcases, a garbage bag full of stuffies, a case of beer and a bottle of Wiser's... her dad getting rubber in second gear out of the old pinto was an amazing sight to behold, laughter fading out as he drove off into the sunset~ I suspect I have him to thank for the whiskey. The gf was not impressed, but calmed down when I moved out the next day :D

    Sorry but there just isn't a lot to add to the OP, its all a bunch of stupid beyond most human comprehension, and deserves all the mockery it'll ever get imho.
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  6. Quentinanon Member

    The OP just verifies the conclusion I came to many years ago:
    Scientology policies, ideas, and methods are evil.
    Those who indulge in scientology when given a choice not to are mentally ill.
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  7. wolfbane Member

    Best. Thread Title. Evar.
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  8. Anonymous Member

    you're a little twisted. Has anyone ever mentioned that before?
    :p
  9. wolfbane Member

    Yes. But not today. So thank you.
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  10. Ogsonofgroo Member

    QA, you have to realise that a lot of it, the Hubbard system, is designed to make a person ill in subtle increments, the way you said that makes it sound like many folks were fucked to start with.... hm, well, if yo weren't before let scilontology help you with that!
    Will that be cash or charge?
  11. Anonymous Member

  12. I hear you. Mine had the audacity to laugh at the size of my knob. So I waited til he was asleep and tipped him over.

    Thats right - it was a he. A gay, gay bovine experience.
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  13. Anonymous Member

    To clarify, this isn't a quote of Marty himself, but of Ulf "stares at horse dicks" Olofsson. Nice Native American name there.
  14. Anonymous Member

    F
    Can't....stop...laughing!
  15. Ogsonofgroo Member

    Ya i know eh, hard to tell in the dark anyways since they all 'moo'. Did he laugh before or after? Did ya get checked for Farm Aids laterz?
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  16. No. In some small way I knew all along what I was doing.
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  17. Anonymous Member

    free milk
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  18. Ogsonofgroo Member

    Well.....I hope you were nice enough to bring a hay-bouquet and a nice pail of oaty milk... or, were ya just a heartless farm yard lothario.
    And hey...............how was your's? :p
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  19. Anonymous Member

    ^^^Does Not know dif tween boys and girls yet^^^
  20. Anonymous Member

    I love the title too and the whole damn Lol thread!
  21. Anonymous Member

    Holy H/Pumpin' cow pimps Bat-boy!
  22. Anonymous Member

    The fact it is "A Thanksgiving Story" makes the post on Marty's blog all the more special.
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  23. wolfbane Member

    And what a Thanksgiving story it is too! At first I thought - oh this is ajuicy in depth modern RPF account w/ sum fascinating dirt! As well as farm animal porn. Lovely!

    Then...

    Holy ass-fucked cow with a horse's dick - Ulf claims in the end that the RPF made him a Scientologist and convinced him the tech can work as described, just not in the manner they're delivering it at Gold! :(

    So it's a sleeper horror story with an utterly frightening ending. Just needs a heart pounding soundtrack and Marty in a bloody hockey mask with an axe.

    [IMG]
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  24. Anonymous Member

    At the risk of causing this thread to be moved from the general “Have you ever ass-fucked a cow?" forum down to the Martyzone (tm), I will make one (hopefully) last Marty relevant observation. Ulf Olofsson's story furthered an important Marty talking point, which is, as Marty observes:
    http://markrathbun.wordpress.com/2012/11/22/a-thanksgiving-story/

    I've heard and read grumblings and "nattering" that, despite auditing Tom Cruise on specific actions, Marty is not "pedigreed and certificated" to deliver all of the Scientology auditing that he is currently delivering. This helps deflect those criticisms by making it clear that "pedigrees and certificates" do not deserve "a lot of weight." After all, if an RPFer learning auditing on a RDD (read it, drill it, do it) basis can get results, and indeed BETTER results than Flag auditiors (e.g., Ulf: "Even the Crew C/S from Flag made a comment that an RDD trained RPFer cracked a case that no auditor or C/S from Flag could figure out"), then certainly Marty can also.
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  25. I love this thread. Reminds me of >>>>
    https://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups=#!topic/alt.religion.scientology/kK56YLt5V08

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  26. Anonymous Member

    Ahhh, thanks, like a jet airliner doing mach-Ii now i mock both ...
  27. Anonymous Member

    Title should be,
    “Have you ever ass-fucked a cow?" Then you run, "Staring at the horse’s dick whole-track"
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  28. DodoTheLaser Member

    Interesting comment from Ulf:

    Snip:

    "One of the standard questions on that form is something along the line of, “In this lifetime have you had sex with an animal?” I was originally a farm boy from the country – sheep and all – so Power was convinced I “had something” on this question. Power was also working directly for or under DM between 2001-2006 so he was very influenced by DM’s way of being as well as vocabulary. Ass-f__king was one of DM’s favorite phrases as he loved to insinuate how various male people were engaged in homosexual activities and no doubt this was the inspiration to Power’s “creative” varying of the question. As a side note, one of the incidents that will always stick in my mind and which was the beginning of my doubt of DM was during the post production of the Freedom Medal Winner video of Phil Stevens – a guy that disseminated among the Buddhist monks in Nepal among other things. At one point DM in his usual disdain of all people, including Phil Stevens, DM said, “I bet he [Phil] is ass-f__ing those damn monks while in those fu__ing lamaseries!”

    http://markrathbun.wordpress.com/2012/11/22/a-thanksgiving-story/#comment-240705
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  29. grebe Member

    Aw man. That is depressing.
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  30. DodoTheLaser Member

    It was a nice PR Op with bunch of pics taken of monks with Dianetics book in their hands and nothing else.
    Last time I checked, none of the monks adopted the thing or joined the Sea Org. So no worries. They probably kept the books though, since there are many ways to utilize so much paper up in them monasteries in Nepal.
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  31. RolandRB Member

    Just to balance things out - The City of London Corporation have looked into Scientology and even, I believe, made a trip to their premises at 146 Queen Victoria Street and the conclusion they came to was that Scientology was charitable and worthy of charitable rates relief of 80%, amounting to £280K per year, paid for by the British taxpayer. This has been the case for more than six years now. At no time did they feel the need to reassess their charitable status and since six years has passed there will never be a good reason to do so. For the good offices of the City of London Corporation - Scientology is a good thing.
  32. RolandRB Member

    The first question in the title would be damned good in bold letters on a picket sign with corresponding leaflet also with the same bold title with the leaflet saying "This is what your taxes pay for".

    Maybe get Liberty support and picket the City of London Corporation with this banner and leaflet and when you get arrested say that you committed this crime to stop a greater crime.
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  33. jensting Member

    Maybe. After you :D

    Seriously, Epic Nose Guy was effective because his sign was not offensive. But, yeah, reminding everyone that the tax breaks enjoyed by the criminal organisation known as the "church" of $cientology are funding breaches of fundamental human rights (in the RPF which does operate in England) is worth doing. The trick is to get a catchy sign that is only deemed offensive by a clam or CoLCor.
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  34. Anonymous Member

    So this is why David Miscavige makes people salute his dogs.

    He's having sex with them. Maybe his dead wife Shelly's thetan is in one of them.

    "Pastor William Rennick

    12/3/09
    if the Thetan of a deceased loved one goes into the family pet it is quite
    possible for an amorous relationship to develop."
  35. muldrake Member

    How very spiritual. I'm sure glad my great nation, the United States, respects the right to charge slave labor workers freeloader debts of tens of thousands of dollars for the spiritual liberty to work as slaves and be spiritually enlightened with tales of horse-cock-staring cow-ass-fucking.

    I'm proud my tax dollars go to subsidize this.

    Thank you, IRS.
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  36. Jeesh, ya bang 1 lousy cow in de ass n all of a sudden you've got overts galore that need major Hubbard-style processing, no fairs....... ok....... ok........ 1 lousy cow or 2, oh yah, like everyone else hasn't ever entertained de idea..........:(

    Thx fo da 'Tech', Ron, Hip......Hip......
  37. pooks Member

    POSTING IN THREAD WITH EPIC TITLE! OH YA!

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  39. DeathHamster Member

    That's not exactly new. Long before Davie, they tossed a whole bunch of people into the RPF (or EPF) with made-up ethics violations so that they'd have a slave labor force to get the Ceders Hospital (Big Blue) in LA cleaned up.

    In fact, DM's using the carrot rather than the stick this time. (It's still slave labor, with people in mental chains. Always has been, always will be.)
  40. RolandRB Member

    The title of this tread...... well...... if Scientology is a true religion then they need some sort of psalms or perhaps plainsong singing and......

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