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“No,” Scientology said irritably,

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by anonymers, Jul 7, 2008.

  1. anonymers Member

    “No,” Scientology said irritably,

    (i didn't write this, just found it somewhere)


    ... pulling his shoulder out from under the other man’s arm. “I know better. L. Ron taught me better than this.”

    “Oh come on,” Anonymous snapped back, crossing his arms to save himself from being left hanging awkwardly. Every time he thought he’d gotten Scientology to listen, to maybe think about how his leaders were ruining his chances to ever be something greater, the cult would just run crying back to Dianetics with his hands over his ears. It was getting really old meme. “Are you really this brainwashed?!”

    “I’m not brainwashed! You’re the one who’s been brainwashed by Psychology! You’d rather go listen to her than me, and then you expect me to just do whatever you say?” Scientology scoffed, rolling his eyes and figuring this is what he got for associating with an SP. He snatched up his jacket. “I don’t have to stand here and take this. If this is all I mean to you I can just go get sex from Tom Cruise. You’re just using me for the lulz anyway.”

    Anonymous slid between Scientology and the door, a small part of him already thinking about the glorious macros he could later make with that information. Frowning behind his mask, he pushed Scientology back towards the opposite wall, shaking his head. “I am not, this is serious business now. I’m in this for the long haul now, haven’t you been watching YouTube?”

    “No, because it’s all Psychology’s lies. Dumb slut,” Scientology muttered the last part under his breath, just glaring angrily and wrapping his arms around himself. He watched Anonymous watch him, and pressed back against the wall as the other man stepped forward into his personal space. “What’re you doing?”

    “Anonymous doesn’t forget,” Anonymous said quietly, pushing up just the edge of his mask and giving the other man a hard, demanding kiss, pushing a knee between his legs and drawing an indignant gasp from Scientology. “Anonymous doesn‘t forgive, remember?”

    “You’re--” he was interrupted by another hard kiss, all hard teeth and probing tongue, “just a cyber-terrorist.”

    “Hngh,” Anonymous suddenly jerked away, pulling his mask down and letting Scientology get a look at his rolled eyes before he drew away in irritation. “Lurk moar, fucking n00b.”
  2. SciFITOlogy Member

    Re: “No,” Scientology said irritably,

    I'm, sorry but any story that ends in "Fucking noob" is not worth my time. Not to mention the rest of the story, "Hngh" indeed.

    I'm sorry that I read it and didn't tl;dr right away.
  3. an_anonymous Member

    Re: “No,” Scientology said irritably,

    needs moar pooper
  4. dtpthosvc Member

    Re: “No,” Scientology said irritably,

    Holy shit.

    Rule 34 on Chanology.

    The Internet is done guys, you can go home now.
  5. Re: “No,” Scientology said irritably,

    ^ THIS

    It had to happen.
  6. Gigazz Member

    Re: “No,” Scientology said irritably,

    The fuck was that shit?

    ...

    and why isn't there moar?
  7. Anon123321 Member

    Re: “No,” Scientology said irritably,

    QFT.
  8. Whitehatv2 Member

    Re: “No,” Scientology said irritably,

    *stares*
    ......
    .....
    I should have seen it coming.
  9. Bulle Member

    Re: “No,” Scientology said irritably,

    Isn't this really old?

    As in REALLY old?
  10. Pacifist Member

    Re: “No,” Scientology said irritably,

    Hahaha... When I read "Hngh", I expected a sudden plot twist.
  11. Re: “No,” Scientology said irritably,

    i lol'd
  12. Anon-ymous Member

    Re: “No,” Scientology said irritably,

    Rule 34 on chanology?

    No cocks pls, kthanxbai.
  13. Ten Tigers Member

    Re: “No,” Scientology said irritably,

    :rofl:
  14. Anoniemert Member

    Re: “No,” Scientology said irritably,

    Where?
  15. argh Member

    Re: “No,” Scientology said irritably,

    I thoght I remembered reading that same thing in the Dome before ... oh... april? march? whenever the site was re-created.
  16. anonymers Member

    Re: “No,” Scientology said irritably,

    found it on some livejournal community while i was cleaning out my bookmarks. posted it here for posterity before i deleted it.
  17. webkilla Member

    Re: “No,” Scientology said irritably,

    the horror...

    and the boner
  18. Animas Member

    Re: “No,” Scientology said irritably,

    Yaoi : >
  19. Lorelei Member

    Re: “No,” Scientology said irritably,

    LULZ. I C WUT U DID THAR.
  20. Anon-ymous Member

    Re: “No,” Scientology said irritably,

    I SEE WHAT SHITTY THREAD YOU BUMPED THAR.
  21. Lorelei Member

    Re: “No,” Scientology said irritably,

    NO U
  22. AnonBox Member

    Re: “No,” Scientology said irritably,

    \Intarwebz

    This is the kinda shit Teal Dear was created for...fuckin...cancer...

    I don't even know how to properly respond to that...I'm normally fairly constructive (or try to be)...

    ...but...

    GET THE FUCK OUT OF MAH INTARNETZ!
  23. Re: “No,” Scientology said irritably,

    Dude.. that story got me wet...
  24. Zer0Panda Member

    Re: “No,” Scientology said irritably,

    lol that was funny but hot at the same time
  25. webkilla Member

    Re: “No,” Scientology said irritably,

    pics or it never happened
  26. Anon-ymous Member

    Re: “No,” Scientology said irritably,

    ^^
  27. AnonKiwi Member

    Re: “No,” Scientology said irritably,

    Candidate for "you found the comic"?

    Oh, the horror!

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