An eye opener if anything plus various other threads merged for lulz

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A wall of text is something that is frowned upon in most, actually virtually all Internet societies, including forums, chat boards, and Uncyclopedia. You should not make walls of text because it can get you banned anywhere unless it is a place that encourages walls of text. I highly doubt any place does support something so irritating and annoying, but anything can exist, but not really because unless you are in heaven then that can happen. But no one actually knows that was just a hypothesis, a lame one that is. Actually not really lame. You can create a wall of text supporting site, but you would be hated if you do that, so do not. But you can if you like, but I discourage that. Now on to the actual information of walls of texts. The wall of text was invented when the Internet was invented, but actually it was slow at that time. So whenever it became fast. But there would need to be some free or not free community for people, and that community would be able to have walls of text. But that community probably wouldn't have actually invented the wall of text. So basically, no one except God and Al Gore knows when or where or how the wall of text existed/was invented. Noobs probably invented, but probably not. Who knows. Walls of texts are usually filled with a lot of useless information and junk. Information and junk can be the same, but only if the information is junk or the junk is information. But who cares. The information/junk inside a wall of text are usually related to wherever the wall of text is located, but the best walls of text, which are actually the most irritating, most eye-bleeding ones, are completely random. Walls of text usually make the reader asplode or have their eyes bleed and fall out of their sockets. A number of people can stand it, but not read them. Actually some people can stand and read them. Those people do not have short attention spans. These are boring and patient people who have no life or have all the time in their hands, which are the same, but not really. The punishment of what making walls of text varies of the strictness of the community. But it doesn't really matter. Nobody cares. Walls of texts should be free of links, different font colors, strange characters, which are those other symbols used in society, and capital letters because it ruins the whole purpose of the infamy of walls of texts. It makes them look fucking dumb and weird. Walls of texts are obviously free of huge spaces and outstanding things like capital letters. Of course, paragraphs should never be in a wall of text. Walls of text are known to create nausea, confusion, head explosion, and others. The others being something I can not think of either because I am lazy or if I do not feel like it or I can not actually think of anything. Like what the fuck? That was a rhetorical question right there. What the fuck? You are actually not requesting a satisfactory answer, you just say that because you try to be funny or you feel like it or if you are pissed off. You must get a proper bitch-slapping to stop making walls of text, but if you are weird then that doesn't apply to you. Walls of text are defeated by deleting them or splitting them into paragraphs. Or some other things that would work but will take hours to think of. People are considered a nuisance if they create walls of text. This might be the end. If you hope this is the end, I am not sure. But if I was not sure then I wouldn't be talking. I should know. Or should I? The best way to make a better and good wall of text is to copy and paste what you previously typed or write. Hey, that reminds me. Walls of text aren't always on the internet! They could be anywhere that is able to produce symbols. D'oh. A wall of text is something that is frowned upon in most, actually virtually all Internet societies, including forums, chat boards, and Uncyclopedia. You should not make walls of text because it can get you banned anywhere unless it is a place that encourages walls of text. I highly doubt any place does support something so irritating and annoying, but anything can exist, but not really because unless you are in heaven then that can happen. But no one actually knows that was just a hypothesis, a lame one that is. Actually not really lame. You can created a wall of text supporting site, but you would be hated if you do that, so do not. But you can if you like, but I discourage that. Now on to the actual information of walls of texts. The wall of text was invented when the Internet was invented, but actually it was slow at that time. So whenever it became fast. But there would need to be some free or not free community for people, and that community would be able to have walls of text. But that community probably wouldn't have actually invented the wall of text. So basically, no one except God and Al Gore knows when or where or how the wall of text existed/was invented. Noobs probably invented, but probably not. Who knows. Walls of texts are usually filled with a lot of useless information and junk. Information and junk can be the same, but only if the information is junk or the junk is information. But who cares. The information/junk inside a wall of text are usually related to wherever the wall of text is located, but the best walls of text, which are actually the most irritating, most eye-bleeding ones, are completely random. Walls of text usually make the reader asplode or have their eyes bleed and fall out of their sockets. A number of people can stand it, but not read them. Actually some people can stand and read them. Those people do not have short attention spans. These are boring and patient people who have no life or have all the time in their hands, which are the same, but not really. The punishment of what making walls of text varies of the strictness of the community. But it doesn't really matter. Nobody cares. Walls of texts should be free of links, different font colors, strange characters, which are those other symbols used in society, and capital letters because it ruins the whole purpose of the infamy of walls of texts. It makes them look fucking dumb and weird and dumb. Walls of texts are obviously free of huge spaces and outstanding things like capital letters. Of course, paragraphs should never be in a wall of text. Walls of text are known to create nausea, confusion, head explosion, and others. The others being something I can not think of either because I am lazy or if I do not feel like it or I can not actually think of anything. Like what the fuck?

That was a rhetorical question right there. What the fuck? You are actually not requesting a satisfactory answer, you just say that because you try to be funny or you feel like it or if you are pissed off. Now I just copied and pasted part of this huge wall of text, which is actually not. Wait what? Nice right? Ba boom a rhetorical question right there. Is this the end for the sanity of your eyes? What the fuck did you actually read up to here? Or did you skip to near the end and read this? Either way, you fail in life. Just kidding. Or was I? Oh well. Congratulations, or not, actually not. Get a life right now. I found a cheap life on eBay, but cheap lives are rare. Well, good luck in finding one. Not! Okay go kill yourself, but I wasn't meaning that. So go sit in the corner in your house. I do not care which, just stay there and rot. If you are not in a place with a corner, then lucky you. Find one if you can. There is no other option because I said so. Now if you pity yourself for reading this like most do, then do something productive and useful to the environment. My goodness. OK this is me here. I am starting a new section of this article. I didn't read anything in this article above here, but nevermind, because I have something important to say, and you really have to read this. So just skip everything above and just come to this part and start reading and agreeing. The wall of text was invented by engineers using typewriters. Everything was in typewriter font (because it was made on typewriters - remember when I explained that in the previous sentence?) and the point was to use all of the paper, because paper was very expensive back then, it had just been invented I think. So anyway, the point was, no margins at the top or bottom or sides. If you left a quarter inch on the sides of the paper, that was very bad. And the guiding principle was "This was hard to write, so it should be hard to read". Because they were software engineers, not writing engineers. Is there even such a thing a writing engineers? Probably. But anyway, please go back to the top of this article and read it over again. You'll get the point after you read it for approx. 10 to 15 times. OK have you done that now? Good. Now let's be honest - you're not reading down this far. Are you? Nobody would read down this far, unless they were a crazy person. Are you a crazy person? You might be. Now I'm afraid - it's just me alone with a crazy person. No one else has read down this far, just you, so it's just the two of us alone together here. Are you going to do something crazy? Maybe you will. Please don't hurt me. If you promise not to hurt me, I'll give a coupon good for a free Grand Slam Breakfast at Denny's. OK? Now just do this one thing for me, read the article over again, just one more time, and if you really truly don't agree with everything in it, then fine, I'll retire from my job with the railroad and we'll call the whole thing off and just go dancing, just the two of use, me (the writer) and you (a completely random crazy person who has actually read down this far), and boy won't we turn heads when we show up at Rockefeller Center with the entire Donner Party in tow! We'll dance all night to strains of the Lemon Pipers while the Italian 12th Armored Division prevents the Allies from thrusting into our rear! Ah, what memories we'll make, I'll never forget you, my completely insane random person. By the way this is magnificent example of wall of text. You have to be proud you read it all. Now please read article again, and this time pay attention.

Your "dream" seems to revolve around material things and money, maybe others do not seek what you do and find happiness and contentment in other ways.

Yeah, ok sonny, your the only one who is going to/knows how to change the world! Right!

You should be a politician, you can talk bollocks on a scale that's right up there with them dude!

You mean you actually read it?

Wow, yeah, I did, how sad is that!

Liberals...What a joke. When the SHTF you liberals will be the prey armed with your flowers and your save the world fantasy land while the hoard kicks in your door armed to the teeth and takes what little you have left away from you. Abortion for 90% of the people who choose that route is a matter of selfishness and convenience. You talk about your concern for those that are unable to take care of themselves and yet you support the murder of the most helpless of all of us. Anyone who supports partial birth abortions is a moral degenerate. Most liberals Ive talked too share a common ideology. I hate you fuckers. You fuckin losers who hate the successful, who hate seeing hard work rewarded, who loath the military, who call a crucifix in a glass of piss art but whine about a nativity scene being displayed on a courthouse lawn. You shed tears for the welfare mother with 7 kids but bitch and moan if their asked to submit to a drug screen to receive their Govt check and blame society for their lack of being able to get a fuckin job. TAX Spend TAX Spend..why dont you dip shits start complaining about the ridiculous spending that we people who actually work fund. Like the dumb ass subsidies given to all these failed Green companies, the grants given to study the migration habits of darter snails, and a myriad of other useless waste of tax payer money. No, you liberals can try and defend the way you vote and why you are like you are but in the end any rational person with a little common sense sees right through it to what you really are.......socialist who think that everyone should be able to live the same as a Bill Gates without having to work to achieve your success. I fuckin Hate liberals.

You just made the stupidest mistake anyone can make. You have seriously underestimated your enemy. Carry on!

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I bet OP doesn't even research politics. In fact I bet he doesn't realize he's a liberal.

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Ok. My bad on the text walls. Here is my ideal situation. Screw all the brain damage I posted earlier.

Here. Have everyone pick a job that's available or useful. Eliminate money and give everyone a work card that is obviously working. Everything you need or want within reason is then free as long as you are working. You could still trade for extra stuff. Problem solved. No money no corruption. No money, no reason to fight wars and have drug cartels or such. Everyone gets what they need and lives happy. Everyone becomes equal. Have a true democracy and that's it. Simple. Problems worldwide solved. No more hording no more bs. Everyone is happy except the greedy.

What nonsense.

Wake up. Start thinking for yourself you brainwashed nut. We united call the shots. Continue on with your debt slavery and struggle to live while people starve all around you or enjoy life with everyone around you.

no U

I'm in the 1% and I see no reason I should have to give up all of my money. I earned it by working hard.

I worked harder, and made a better product than you. I deserve to be rewarded for my own cleverness.

You aren't taking my money away.

So you are replacing money with.........cards that you can use to get stuff!

Nothing at all like money is it!

And you think this is better how?

Think dude, I mean really think before you post your revolutionary ideas again.

Think before responding to my ideas please. You have an id right now right? Well this id could also say you're a bartender and give you access to more alcohol to stock your location and it would get you everything you want for free. No currency, no credit cards. No banks, no money. NO MONEY. Hello! MCFLY! HELLO!!

Hello McFly, if you can get your own beer for free, why would you go to a smelly stupid bar? Drink at home with your friends in whatever atmosphere you desire.

Social environment. Make friends at the bar. Good point there though.

Or you want a quieter night with friends you already have at home.

Or you throw a huge party with all kinds of people you only half know, and everyone brings beer.

Or you get a DJ, ask for beer and other things, to allow people to have a private party at your place.

What happens when your neighbors call the police to complain that you are cranking music at 4 am?

Do they fine you? What do they take?

No worse. They take your beer nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

I know what you're really thinking . . . How do I pay a hooker? Well . . . barter.

Yeah so in your system, how are fines levied?

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With materials or labor or something that sucks.

Translation: Wah-Wah! I didn't think that in a world where everyone is given what they want, there is no penalty to be lost for committing crimes. So I'll just give a wimpy answer.

"How do I solve this problem. uh... with something. Something that sucks. Yeah.

Think about it a fine or community service is what is levied now or jail time. What's the difference between getting community service or something confiscated or hard time. A fine = money. Money buys stuff. Remove the money and confiscate stuff or do community service. What's the big difference? You think its so complicated, but the only thing it takes away is money from the equation. Most crimes are about money. If people aren't desperate or have incentive to create drugs other then for themselves then no crime there. Crimes of passion, murder, rape you get hard time and have to work shit jobs until with a felony record. What's so difficult.

The point of money is so we don't have to barter. This solves the problem of the double coincidence of wants.
So if you were to get rid of money, it would then be reinvented an hour late.

When the POWs in WWII got care packages, cigarettes ended up being money. It is a emergent order, as the saying goes, a spontaneous response to an intractable problem (the double coincidence of wants)

What we all want is stuff, not money. Money is a catalyst, nothing more, It emerges from the transaction exactly the same as it went in. We could still have an economy, only it would be a much poorer world, since we wouldn't have money to grease the transactions.
Money was the response to a problem, Get rid of money, we get those problems back.

Im glad you used cigarettes because that is exactly the type of addictive behavior it is. So metaphorically people would have to quit smoking. While you're right you're also wrong. A very valid point, but mute when everyone already has what they want. We all have to make some sacrifices in order to make some gains. Now I started another thread on this and im tired of going back and forth and forgetting where I addressed what. So im going to quit hijacking my thread and let a flow of other ideas come through here and talk about my new and improved idea over there. So please comment there if you actually care to debate the idea rather then the person. Before you assume it's bad question and debate. To do anything else is a waste of time.

This is an easy one.

Grow the fuck up and do what your grandfather would have done. Save up for shit, work hard, sacrifice for your kids and stop being selfish pricks.

Was that less then a 100 words? I hope it was.

Grandpa got interest on his dollar when it was in the bank. Grandpa made less, but it was worth more. Grandpa had job security and retirement packages. Grandpa lived in a different world then we do. Have you been hiding behind your desk this whole time or what? Grandpa had an abundance of jobs to go after that took care of their employees. Grandpa would have beat your ass for talking that way.

Bartering doesn't work in all cases. If you have something I want or, even worse, need and I don't have anything you want then I'm fucked. Money allows bartering without having to worry about what you have or what others may need. Case fucking closed, 158.

Actually, assuming we're talking about the period between roughly the 1930s and the 1970s, interest rates were about the same as they are now.

You're saying that average wages were worth more in real terms?

Dox for that please.

Grandpa's generation invented those things.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Deal

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_depression

I pick the job of chocolate taster!

Nobody picks the job of sewer cleaner.

Why would anyone do a job which is not intrinsically rewarding (and there are plenty of them, and our civilisation absolutely depends on them) if they were not getting paid?