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Anonymous declares war on snow

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Sponge, Dec 13, 2010.

  1. exOT8Michael Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    Ya can't trust snow.
    It always flakes.
  2. Miranda Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    Snow Cream
    Fill one bowl with snow
    Add a little milk and sugar
    Eat
  3. Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    Make sure it's not the yellow. That's not lemon flavoring.
  4. exOT8Michael Member

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    Dude, if it is yellow, then urine trouble.
  5. Anonymous Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    Snow Soup
    1. Fill one microwave safe bowl with snow
    2. Microwave for 2 minutes on high
    3. ???
    4. Profit
  6. Miranda Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    lol. you forgot the beef!
  7. Anonymous Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    wheresdbeef.jpg
  8. Anonymous Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    number five is a good idea.
  9. Anonymous Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    From the frontlines:

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    snowman.jpg

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    dead_snowman.jpg

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    We are still making small advances against ground troops but the Snow has a strong foothold in the north!
  10. ZeroC Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    Ahhh - very good Rufus. 1 gold star for you sunshine.

    I currently have no snow issues, being 200km away from the equator and enjoying a standard day of 27°C.
  11. Miranda Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    I laughed so hard at this.

  12. Anonymous Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    I don't know why some of you are trivializing this.
    Snow is a very real and srs problem for basement dwelling internet warriors. Not because it keeps them indoors since that's where they stay 24/7 anyway (relying on mom to bring home the RedBull and Ramen). It's because The Snow keeps others, the normal people of the sunlit world, indoors too. Being bored these people most likely be using up all your precious internet, especially on already over-subscribed local networks, with their stupid MSNing, Yahooing etc as well as trying to be the next jewtube hit. This causes havoc, with very serious consequences in the real World (of Warcraft).

    Suggestions that The Snow will lose interest by March 2011 or that "a little sunshine disinfects" are ridiculous and is probably some tactical rumour spread by their OSA (Office of Snow Affairs). It will merely move to easier targets before recharging it's freezors and coming back to troll us again and again, like it does every year.

    All is not lost. Some considerable respite can be achieved by obtaining, from the nearest aperture science portal, a modified version of S.A.L.T. [Srsly Anonymous Lieks Tits] and spreading it around as much as you can, all over the snow, until satisfaction is achieved. Only then can you stand proud and claim some win.

    Caution, sleet is not our target, it's just a wet herring. I repeat: Ignore the sleet. Concentrate all your efforts on The Snow.

    Also, cocks.
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  13. Anonymous Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    ^^Snowman gore.
  14. anon4eva Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    me too!

    Reminds me of Calvin & Hobbs--
  15. anonymous612 Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    omg, something we've actually cleared Clearwater of.
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  16. Miranda Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    Words to the wise.
  17. Anonymous Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    There's a number of unconfirmed reports that snow is striking back, targeting anon cars. There have been a number of near-accidents by anons where snow was seen near the vehicle at around the same time. Watch yourself.

    Also, would you guys stop talking about 'black ice'? Your racist jokes are really harming WWP's image in the media.
  18. Anonymous Member

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  19. Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    Our evil snow oppressors committed a terrorist act on a major sports venue. December 12: Nevar forget teh poor Metrodome, all the lives made colder that day.

    Edit: This is a terrible, terrible beauty.

    Metrodome carnage
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  20. LocalSP Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    The first early photo from the northern front has come in. It looks as if snow is bringing in the heavy hitters;

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    And he's armed.
  21. Anonymous Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    If anything, think of the children.

    [SPOILER] snow4.jpg [/SPOILER]
    This is why

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  22. Anonymous Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

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  23. Anonymous Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    Honey, there is a German Shepherd playing with the rabbit!
  24. Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    All kidding aside, though, did anyone else think "lrn2harddome, you useless faggots" when they saw the Metrodome?
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  25. Anonymous Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    It's obvious snow is our main target (Scientology whut?), but what are your feelings towards ice?
  26. anonymous612 Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    So wait, is heavy frost the equivalent of Marty Rathbun?
  27. Anonymous Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    I for one, am a unique snowflake.


    BRING IT BITCHES!
  28. Anonymous Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    Orly? Just you wait. With all the excessive treehugging lunacy in the last 30 years plus the more recent electric car and low energy light bulb pandemic, the closure of the ozone hole will be almost complete and the predicted Global Cooling Effect will creep further down to your sweaty regions sooner than you think matey. In January this year it already reached Ocala.
    People built tiny snowman in Florida
    [SIZE="5"]Be afraid. Be very afraid![/SIZE]
    ocalasnowman.jpg
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  29. Anonymous Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    They call it the devil's dandruff for a reason.

    [IMG]

    It can all go melt and evaporate IN HELL!
  30. Lorelei Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    I am in love with this thread.

    Also, you have my [strike]sword[/strike] show shovel!
  31. 3rdMan Member

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    OMG I DIED LOL!
  32. Anonymous Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

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  33. Anonymous Member

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    I am so fucking proud of you glorious winged faggots.
  34. Anonymous Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    Hey, me too. Welcome to the club. I dislike snow.

    At the moment, its 26°C, with wind at 3 km/h and humidity at 89%.

    And I've got my Air Conditioning set at a comfy 23°C.
  35. Rockyj Member

  36. Anonymous Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    No matter which faction, surge or eddy of Anonymous, we all hate Palin, mostly.
  37. Anonymous Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    We have suffered our first casualty.

    Some newfag retard wrote his name in the snow with his own urine.

    BE SAFE OUT THERE!!
  38. Anonymous Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    So, uh, speaking for all Americunts... 26°C is that, like, hot or cold?
  39. DeathHamster Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    SNOSA-SNOSA-SNOSA!

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  40. Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    79 Fahrenheit (78.8 if you're picky). F=C*1.8+32 . C=5(F-32)/9 . And of course, -40 is -40 in both. Do you want me to get into Kelvins vs. degrees Rankine?

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