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Anonymous declares war on snow

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Sponge, Dec 13, 2010.

  1. Anonymous Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

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  2. exOT8Michael Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    Dammit, the snow bastards got Garfield.- R.I P.

    Where 1 cat goes down, 10 more will over eat in its place.

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  3. Ersatz Global Moderator

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    Must not read this thread at work. I already spit coffee on my monitor and my assistant has come in my office twice wondering what was so funny.
  4. Miranda Member

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    o hai snosa

    homo snovis lol. who knew we could exploit the snow situation for so many puns?
  5. Anonymous Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    I am sorry to report that atrocities have already been committed by our side.

    I have learned that a group is prying the coal from the eyes of living homo snovis to fuel fires to boil their snow flesh.

    This photo should give some idea of the size of this operation. Notice the amount of heat and light coming from the windows, generated by the coal eyes of the innocent victims. One need only count the number of chimneys to realize the scale of the horrors that have been committed by the organized genocide by these depraved individuals from ebaum's world.

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  6. Anonymous Member

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    [SIZE="4"]This. Is. Why.[/SIZE]
  7. BlooAnon Member

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    This is my surveillance footage from two years ago. Never thought it would come in handy for such a good cause.


    (I would prefer if it was better quality, but at least it exists now.)

    I still love this thread.
  8. Miranda Member

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    I'm not sure all the light in that picture is coming from the windows. It seems to emanate from inexplicable sources. Is this... a post-snopocalyptic vision of our future?

    What are you, a Freeze Owner?
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  10. Anonymous Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    This orphan is the product of forbidden love between a human woman and a snolon man.

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  11. XenuV2 Member

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    that must have hurt during the birthing process

    Legend* has it that this mysterious object
    and
    *by "Legend" I mean Wikipedia
  12. Anonymous Member

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    I was just checking on this thread with out signing in, when I noticed this thread had 6 guests (obviously SNOSA) but when I logged in to report the number of guests there where only 5.

    I believe SNOSA has an online cloaking device - we must assume we are constantly being watched.
  13. Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    Me too; but snow = snowboard :D
    And I love snowboarding !!
  14. over9000OT Member

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  15. Anonymous Member

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    Snow Apologist ^^^
  16. Anonymous Member

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    OMG !!! LOOK OUT THERE IS ANOTHERONE SNEEKING UP BEHIND YOU ! RUN !!!!!!
  17. BusinessBecky Member

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    Do snowmen wear hats so they cam secretly use them as objects to wank with?
  18. Anonymous Member

  19. veravendetter Member

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    Dodging the snolon cameras at my first protest

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  20. RightOn Member

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    Anon bus delivers
    lol

  21. Anonymous Member

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    we've intercepted a message from ICECONNE: frosty has been hatted.

    i say again: FROSTY HAS BEEN HATTED
  22. Anonymous Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    Shhhh !!!

    Don't mention the Snow Clones, that stick together to form clusters, which are the real cause for all snow accidents and winter colds and flu.

    People can get sick and die in an avalanche if they find out about the truth of Snow Clones before they are ready.
  23. Anonymous Member

  24. Miranda Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    Actually not. The snow has a numbing effect. So I'm told.

    One of them melted.

    See that flower? That's the sno-cam.

    :( That's one less future ex-Sno-lon speaking out.
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  26. Anonymous Member

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    [COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]Kill it with FIRE[/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR]
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  28. Miranda Member

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    I see the little sno-flake has no tanning bed.
  29. Anonymous Member

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    Actually, I'm told the birthing is not as bad as the conception.
  30. Miranda Member

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    I like the blue raspberry ones best.

    Actually most of the females are frigid. Conception doesn't often occur.
  31. Anonymous Member

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    It was a HUMAN mother. I always suspected they were frigid, but never knew for sure until now.
  32. Miranda Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    Well, if she wasn't frigid before, she is now.
  33. LocalSP Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    Snow the silent celebrity killer!:

    Sonny Bono, cause of death, head injuries, 1995

    Natasha Richardson, cause of death, head injuries, 2009

    What do these two have in common? They were both snow skiing at the time of their injuries.

    How many more must die?

    It's time to stop this silent killer.
  34. xenubarb Member

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    I thought you were just repeating different urban legends here, so I checked Snowps.

    IT'S ALL TRUE!!!
  35. Anonymous Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    HOLY SHIT!

    Now I know why the TSA is going after snow globes.

    Who the fuck tipped them off?!??!?!
  36. exOT8Michael Member

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    If TSA touches my snow globes they gonna get arrested!
  37. Anonymous Member

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    Unless Hombre starts working for the TSA, amirite?
  38. Anonymous Member

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    Let the snolons know what you think of them.

    Snow Message

    Protip..you can write your name without namefagging yourself with good sphincter control....snow can only read cursive.
  39. an0nim0uz Member

  40. theLastAnon Member

    Re: Anonymous declares war on snow

    What I hate most is the policy of missed-connections. This is why.


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