The Ebola outbreak, currently spreading within Nigeria, Guinea, Sierra Leone, and elsewhere in the region would be much worse than it is today, were it not for the selfless efforts of our beloved volunteer ministers who are on the scene, providing touch assists and Way to Happiness tracts to those so desperately in need. Truly, these thetans are "The only ones that can help" ® Oh wait... Ebola isn't a disease, it's a "state of mind".
No google hits for Ebola and Scientology. Amazing they are not there already doing touch assists….without gloves