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Bill would give president emergency control of Internet

Discussion in 'Freedom of Expression' started by avbb, Aug 28, 2009.

  1. avbb Member

  2. xenubarb Member

    Re: Bill would give president emergency control of Internet

    OH NO U DON'T!

    Guis, is it time to buy our own satellite yet?
  3. tazor Member

    Re: Bill would give president emergency control of Internet

    This is scary.
  4. Anonymous Member

    Re: Bill would give president emergency control of Internet

    Who would have thought a Rockefeller could be so uncaring?
  5. none given Member

    Re: Bill would give president emergency control of Internet

    Yes.
  6. YAHRLY Member

    Re: Bill would give president emergency control of Internet

    It was only a matter of time

    Govcybersnoop: Mr. President someone on World of Warcraft called you a nigger....again

    Obama: OH THATS IT!!!!!!!! TAKE THE CONTROL OF THE INTERNETS
  7. EyeOnSci Member

    Re: Bill would give president emergency control of Internet

    The police state- no U!

    Give me liberty or give me death.

    Let freedom ring - and post.

    We are legion.

    EyeOnSci
  8. Ravenmore Member

    Re: Bill would give president emergency control of Internet

    wow... can anyone say "Big Brother"?
    EDIT: Just bombard your local congressmen and senators with letters about this.
  9. Anonymous Member

    Re: Bill would give president emergency control of Internet

    After all your local newspapers go out of business, go down and buy their old printing presses and photocopiers. Hang on to them for the time when all information flow can be controlled by a switch under the President's desk.

    "Monica! You just turned off the internet!"
  10. Anonymous Member

    Re: Bill would give president emergency control of Internet

    LOL WAT

    Nothing to see here, folks.

    Internets have been running just fine, since President Gore enacted the Marble Cake 2000 initiative. He chose to devote himself full-time to running the Internets and saving the world from Global Warming- delegating the rather less important job of running America to GWB.

    The proposed bill changes nothing. Gore is still President of the Internet, and will be until his term runs out in 2038.
  11. Anonymous Member

    Re: Bill would give president emergency control of Internet

    What kind of emergency could possibly be helped by the President taking control of the Internet?

    "Sir the troops moral is dangerously low"

    "Well I'll just have to take control of the Internet so I can send them all the Pr0n and Kitten pictures!"
  12. Anonymous Member

    Re: Bill would give president emergency control of Internet

    How would it work exactly? Short of physically cutting international lines surely it would simply get routed around?
  13. Anonymous Member

    Re: Bill would give president emergency control of Internet

    The President will ask the corporations who control the major bandwidth pipes to do it.

    The thing is, he probably won't even use the law, but just wave it vaguely in their direction, and they'll do what he wants anyway. 9/11! Won't someone please think of the CHILDREN???

    It would work much like how the President got major internet bandwidth providers to illegally monitor the internet - a request they complied with based on no law and in fact required a law later giving them immunity from prosecution.
  14. Anonymous Member

    Re: Bill would give president emergency control of Internet

    Feared final boss of the Internet ...

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  15. Anonymous Member

  16. Anonymous Member

    Re: Bill would give president emergency control of Internet

    So the question is will this mean that Obama has the button that will shut the Internet all over the world or just America?
  17. determu Member

    Re: Bill would give president emergency control of Internet

    control of private sectors networks?

    OK lets just say hypothetically there is a MASSIVE cyberattack

    And control of all private-sector networks is given to the president

    Do you think we wouldn't fight back?

    There would be a Rick Roll on an epic scale.

    But this does worry me
  18. Anonymous Member

    Re: Bill would give president emergency control of Internet

    Rockyomomma overstepping authority...
  19. avbb Member

    Re: Bill would give president emergency control of Internet





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  20. Anonymous Member

    Re: Bill would give president emergency control of Internet

    who is Bill?
  21. Anonymous Member

    Re: Bill would give president emergency control of Internet

    yes, and why would he want to give the president emergency control of Internet?

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  22. Anonymous Member

    Re: Bill would give president emergency control of Internet

    dude fuck this...
  23. Anonymous Member

    Re: Bill would give president emergency control of Internet

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  24. Anonymous Member

    Re: Bill would give president emergency control of Internet

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  25. Re: Bill would give president emergency control of Internet

    [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ntr-pw_6C0"]YouTube - South Park Bill Gates[/nomedia]
  26. Anonymous Member

    Re: Bill would give president emergency control of Internet

    These powers could well be used if the Govts. owners tell them so. This is why everyone should learnt to hack and start attacking our corporate owners right now.
  27. determu Member

    Re: Bill would give president emergency control of Internet

    racism is always fun early in the morning isn't it?
  28. Optimisticate Member

    Re: Bill would give president emergency control of Internet

    Vint Cerf for Cybersecurity chief!
  29. terdfergason Member

    Re: Bill would give president emergency control of Internet

    Did someone run this by Al Gore?
  30. Anonymous Member

    Re: Bill would give president emergency control of Internet

    Only to a racist hatemonger like you.
  31. Zak McKracken Member

    Re: Bill would give president emergency control of Internet

    It's also what's for dinner!

    Defending the Internets from the scourge of Racism was the what started the global movment of Anons crawling out from the basement and the imageboards for Great Justice.

    Habbo Hotel Mods are Racist!

    NEVAR FORGET
  32. BlooAnon Member

    Re: Bill would give president emergency control of Internet

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  33. determu Member

    Re: Bill would give president emergency control of Internet

    while i hate what you said

    I'll fight to the death for your right to say it

    Boo shortsighted congress
  34. Skeptic1337 Member

    Re: Bill would give president emergency control of Internet

    I'm curious what kind of national emergency would require the president to control the internets.

    I shall be marching on washington November 7th with all my internet brothers to show my disdain for this bullshit.
  35. A.Non Hubbard Member

    Re: Bill would give president emergency control of Internet

    ddos the streets
  36. rof Member

    No kidding.

    Maybe an acute watermelon shortage.

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  37. Optimisticate Member

    Re: Bill would give president emergency control of Internet

    O.O


    A trip to be planned?
  38. Anonymous Member

    Re: Bill would give president emergency control of Internet

    Get >9000 mini bags of jellybeans
    Dump on the steps of Congress, or other symbolic location.

    It's an IRL packet-flood
  39. muldrake Member

    Re: Bill would give president emergency control of Internet

    In related news, Congress has passed new legislation granting the President the power to control gravity in the event of a national emergency, or to declare new prime numbers in the case of a mathematical emergency.
  40. JohnnyRUClear Member

    Re: Bill would give president emergency control of Internet

    <3

    I'll second that. History repeats, after all.

    Hmmm... hopefully the people are wiser than to buy this one, but we'll see. It's been hit and miss lately; sometimes they rise up and shake their pitchforks at these usurpations, and other times not. What can we do to help this be one of the times they do?

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