Bring me cougar thetas!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Anonymous, Nov 9, 2012.

  1. Anonymous Member

    Beer be cold. Nite be young. So lemme see the sexy mommas!

    Scientology mommas, or kinda-sci mommas, preferred. Them bitches be at cause and I am ready to be handled.

    Ooh, here is one now!

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    "Helga." That is the nicest name I ever don herd.
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    She is really talented. She makes her own jewelry out of sea shells she finds on the beach!
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    She can also decoupage like a demon!
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    Here is another cougar, who I think needs no introduction. She is not a Scientologist but she really loves Helga Wagner's jewelry. If you go to Helga's web site you will see a few pictures of the First Lady wearing her creations.
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    Ah, memories....
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    Whoa I am almost blinded by the cougar power in this one.
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    Is this some kind of international incident? I can't really tell, but people these people are not in synch and that can't be good. Admittedly I don't know much about state craft.
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    /r/ video of "Bring me a cougar" to the tune of "Send me an angel"
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    Here is a little more about the amazing jewelry. She must use a power drill to put holes in those sea shells. I wonder what brand she likes best (I have a DeWalt). And what size drill bit does she uses for the necklaces? It can't be too big or it will break the shell. Do you think she threads all those little shells together herself?
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    I almost shit myself when I saw this one. It's Jakie-O! And she's wearing a Helga Wagner creation!
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    Hey, check this out. It's a list some of the people who wear Helga's jewelry.
    It's like, royalty. World royalty! I mean, even the ones who aren't royals are pretty much royals. They just live in a country that isn't hip to the whole "royal blood line" thing. Otherwise they would totally be royals.
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    Some of those royals are "de Bourbon," which riminds me I am thirsty. brb.
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    I had to google the one named, "Princess Michael of Kent," cuz I was like, wait that is a boy's name. But she is actually a she!

    Her real name is, "Marie Christine Anna Agnes Hedwig Ida." But they don't call her, "Princess Marie," or whatever because she is a royal by marriage not by birth. So she gets her husband's name, Michael.

    I know this stuff must be boring for the britfags, sorry. But us yanks only know the Queen, Prince Charles, and the two kids, whats 'er names. The rest are pretty hazy. That's why I am splaining.

    Prince Michael of Kent is like a first cousin to the queen. So yeah he is really old and will probably kick it soon. His wife is getting up there but she looks good.
    That is from 1999, so maybe not quite that good today. But damn she is fine.
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    Moar sexy Princess Michael:
    Helga spends half the year in Europe and the other half in Palm Beach Fl, so she gets to visit with Princess Michael at her home in England and also in the US when the Princess comes over to play golf and shop and stuff.
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    That explains some of his Flakyness.
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    I don't know why Prince Charles picked Princess Di over Helga.
    Helga Wagner, International Queen of Shell Jewelry

    By Harold Leighton
    Last Updated: August 3, 2009
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    My dear Helga is a world traveler!
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    Helga is very fond of animals. Look she made a necklace for her beloved dog
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    Can you imagine how exciting it must have been for LRH and the Guardian's Office to have placed an Operating Thetan so close to the royal family?

    Oh my, I am sure no expense was spared in making Charles feel safe and understood and adored.
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    This is Helga's beloved dog Putzi who recently died, sadly.
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    Princess Michael of Kent, she is not afraid to speak her mind:
    Quite the firecracker!
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    Moar of Helga's friend, Princess Michael.
    I think it would be lulzy to shoop a Guy Fawkes mask on this pic and post it where the Queen might see it. Cuz there is a little tension there, as I read on the Internet.
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    Maybe op wants this thread in the dome? I figure it would be more pleasing to you then.
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    Here is Princess Michael's husband. He's all srs bzn in this pic. Actually, he's always that way as far as I can tell.
    View attachment e580863d2bc6cf420d304ccd297fe6ff.jpg
    I know this is a thread for babes and here I am talking about a 70 year old guy. But he's kinda interesting.

    So a spy. Seems a good fit for royals who aren't much use otherwise.
    Russian is good for cold war era spies.
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    If you like. I don't really care. Do you think someone would mind it being in off topic?
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  32. Anonymous Member

    The babes don't give a shit about this thread.
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    No I mean it has babes in it. Rwar!
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    whatever floats your freewinds
  36. Anonymous Member

    Did you know that there are a lot of people who think monarchies are pretty cool? For example, Moonies. They love monarchies. Also Scientologists. People who make it to OT and are careful to raise their children in a theta environment, they *should* lead the beings on the lower levels, should they not?

    Here is a very interesting monarchist blog:
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    Off kilter thread. I approve.
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    Returning to the seashell goddess, Helga. I imagine her in South Florida standing at the water's edge, closing her eyes, inhaling, centering herself, and then slowly beginning her trek up the beach as she scans the sand for precious pieces of shell or stone for one of her pieces.

    Does she put those shells and pebbles into her pockets? I can't imagine she wears baggy shorts with big pockets. She's much too posh for that. Plus baggy shorts would make her ass seem huge.

    Does she carry a bag for her found treasures? Why would she want to walk around with a 5 or 10 lb bag of smelly, sandy bits of beach on a hot summer day in south Florida?

    I'm guessing there are little people to deal with the shells and Helga only needs to stop by from time to time to say, "make me one with more of the spiky coral pieces up front."
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  39. Anonymous Member

    The Mad Monarchist is like a challenger appearing:
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    One of our favorite Scientology trolls, Ron Savelo, is hip to the monarchist vibe:

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