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Camelot Castle Hotel Tintagel and Scientologists John & Irina Mappin and Ted Stourton

Discussion in 'News and Current Events' started by starborgled, Jul 27, 2010.

  1. Anonymous Member

    And not stucco or cottage cheese plaster?
  2. Anonymous Member

    He's either churning out multiple 'paintings' a day or he's got the polish maids down there 'assisting' him. Given the materials used and quality of the output, either is highly possible.

    Oh well, if the staff is helping out I suppose it's better than scrubbing the port-a-loos while Irina does the 'tone 40' thing on them.
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  5. Puppetmama Member

    I wonder who has bid on them? I suspect anon. The amusement value is just too high.
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  6. Anonymous Member


    Ted himself is a reasonable candidate. Having his paintings selling that cheap on the internet is out-PR.
  7. Anonymous Member

    Less than 3h left and still stuck at £16
  8. Anonymous Member

    Finished on £53.03p with a last minute flurry of bids! RESERVE NOT MET! someone believed the hype.
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  9. Ogsonofgroo Member

    LMAO! Someone actually bid 53.03 pounds?!? Seller should have taken the money and run like a thief!

    Seller's wife said..... "You idiot! I don't care if you can't get yer money back, just get rid of the fucking ugly things!"


    *sigh* nm.

    This thread is always so much fun to come back to!

    Cheers All!
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  10. Django Member

    Has the Tedster ever done an album/CD cover?
  11. anon walker Moderator

    The kind of music his "art" would fit with? Unlistenable. My comper sez that's not a word. Unlistenable.
  12. OTeleventy Member


    I know just the album. "Thank You For Listening." Crap, meet garbage.
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  13. Anonymous Member

    Your computer has obviously never downloaded an Hubbard crappy music.
  14. Anonymous Member

    Artist: Sted Tourton

    CD Title: Incompetent

    Artist Bio: Sted never had much of an interest in music, or even learning to play, but he has always sought the recognition that comes with artistic merit. Yes, his music shows no art, competence or talent, but it is recordable. Sted is truly a legend amongst the cognoscenti.

    Track Listing:
    Tracks 1 to 17 - Aaargh.
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  15. Anonymous Member

    I suspect that the music Ted would make would have similar merit to the daubings he would endaub, the hostel he would host, or the cult he would cultivate.
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  18. rickybobby Member

    OH holy shit. You aren't kidding.



    If I could love and not be heard
    And I got my own
    rebels of peace
    I would love as a rebel
    And the rebel is you
    and you have a goal
    to find your own
    rebels of peace

    Great, huh?
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  19. RolandRB Member

    Maa blain turned to moosh listning to that .....
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  20. Rod Keller Member

    Listening now. I can't put it into words any better than his web site.

    Exactly.
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  21. Ogsonofgroo Member

    O.M.G.
    Some things cannot be unheard. Anyone else only make it through the first five lines before their cat bit them?

    *shudderz*
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  22. Anonymous Member

    He writes like he paints.

    This is not praise.
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  23. Ogsonofgroo Member


    No shit eh! At least when he sings its sort of like, um Engrish plowetry/mental poverty, when he paints, erm, more like mental vomit of a challenged 3yr old, so in a way, kinda different, but the same.

    Silly self-absorbed bunch, pushing their lack of talent on the world (most of whom roflmao), spoiled and stupid, greedy and inane, hm, hey, the products of scientology no doubt in my mind.

    Cheers!
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  24. Anonymous Member

    SHOCKING! How to win friends and influence people!

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  25. Anonymous Member

    At the very least, Irina should have given the poor boy a cup of magic water to cure that autism.

    They're the only ones that can help, after all.
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  26. HOC Member

    /r/ someone with good insight into Camelot castle/hotel and working conditions there, to contact me asap please. A nice piece of entheta might come out of the works. Thanks.
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  27. SPRTT Member

    Lovely recent updates from our friends at TripAdvisor.

    The 'bathroom pods' are absolutely dire!
    absolutely dire!
    absolutely dire!
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  28. BlooAnon Member

    I lol'd

    tedStourtonMusicScreenGrab_zps50de1308.jpg


    Fire your web designer. Or if you designed it, fire yourself. Will save a lot of people a lot of grief and headaches later.
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  29. Anonymous Member

    Er...mah...gerd, imma not going to lick that ling personally but please...

    Did Stourtons website designer REALLY leave the Lorem Ipsum boiler plate in place? Has it really been sitting there for like, almost 10 years running without even Ted noticing?

    Damned with faint praise. In pig latin no less.
  30. BlooAnon Member

    Maybe he thinks that having Latin on his page will add something to his name? Too bad is just text filler Latin, so it just makes it a big joke.
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  31. Sonichu Moderator

    That's so funny. I bet what happened is that the Designer Previewed the website, and made the gaff of not taking out the sample text. But Ted fell in love with it and asked it to stay up.
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  32. anon walker Moderator

    Oh, that'd be totally out-exchange. She'd have to charge them for it.
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  33. Django Member

    To be fair, Ted's a busy guy. Cheap-ass plastic sparkly stuff doesn't just sprinkle itself on finger-paint by itself.....
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  34. Oh come on, we all know that's the Beatle's 'Sun King'! It continues:

    Quando Paramucho mi amore chickaferdie parasol.
    Questo abbrigato tante mucho que can eat it carasol ...

    No really. Ted, you'd better be getting onto learning that guitar if you're going to go around calling yourself 'renowned'.
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  35. Dunno, dongcopter - 138 pages of the very finest WWP mockery is sort of renowned. That's the same as notorious, isn't it?
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  36. I wonder what other skills Ted is notorious for?...I mean renowned, sorry...:rolleyes:
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  37. Anonymous Member

    Based on the *cough* project in question - the hideous music and the design of the sleeve for the recording - added to what we've seen of the *cough* artwork/painting, I now speculate that Ted may have mastered and become renowned for illiteracy and too fucking retarded to be able to read or write, beyond his signature on that batshit crazy stuff he calls "paintings."

    /speculation
  38. Haven't been on here in an age! It's always a great way of having a chuckle. Thank you for the compliment, and for listening.

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