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.. by ending the conversation as soon as the mark objects to the nonsense spouted.
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WE ARE HIRING A DYNAMIC SOCIAL MEDIA TEAM at CAMELOT CASTLE. We are looking for a team leader and five Social Media geniuses and innovators to create a new and unique media project based at Camelot Castle. Applicants should be creative and competent in all forms of social media. The job / opportunity will be well paid and can be done remotely or from Camelot Castle itself...Applicants should send / submit a U Tube video of why they feel that they would qualify and a demonstration of their social media skills to firstname.lastname@example.org. Further details will only be given on a successful video application. Please forward this on broadly to anyone who you feel may be able to make the most of such an opportunity.
"Dynamic" as in people being hired and fired/quitting all the time.
How can that dump support reasonable salaries for six media people?
I wish they were not having a child. I consider it child abuse to make a child do auditing and experience brain washing.
Wish there was a way to save this baby from these moronic people.
They remind me of vampires.
Why not everyone send them a Youtube video
Five unpaid interns and one on a zero hours contract.
So first I saw this..............
Look what he was talking about:
I guess that if there were laws about stupid people having kids.... there'd only be about 3 billion people on the planet...
Any bets on the silent birth thingy? I lay my bets on a C-section....knocked the fuck out... and stock in maple syrup going up. Hey, old dead Hubbard hated saggy titties, loved coat hangers, kids were just pains in the ass.
Happy new meat coated skeleton?
I just don't....
Someone save this poor child!
Ok you remember that John was covicted of Fraud at the high court and had to pay Benji the Binman damages after promising to make a film.
Well some one did make a film for Channel 4, Victor Lewis Smith.
It has now surfaced on You Tube
As if having those parents wasn't bad enough, they had to give him a name like that.
you would be excited Krusty Alien!
Waiting for the day you are horrified that they will be raising their child in a cult
The answer appears to be yes:
Very interesting documentary, thank you for posting it.
The phrase "what a weird guy" doesn't quite seem to cover it.
(I liked the dry voiceover from Victor Lewis-Smith. "... Elton John, and another girlie band, All Saints ..."
Oh fuck off John!
Tony Ortega posted this today:
If Grant Cardone is the ham hock of Scientology, what does that make John Mappin in England?
So much lulz will be had. Thanks John!
Gee, I wonder if any of your disgruntled, over worked, heart broken, made to get into Scientology employees from other countries who were tricked into working for you will have their say?
Didn't think so.
Anyway, things are interesting here JM's got totally obsessed with that Trump bloke, doesn't have anytime for me now #sadface
He also sent away my car and it's come back all wrapped up and looks frankly awful, apparently it's an art installation? He keeps promising it will be put on the road but it still just sits there untaxed and SORN'd #sadface
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September 10, 2015
Welcome to Camelot Castle, Cornwall’s hotel of Scientology
Last week, Maria and I spent a few days in Cornwall. We visited Tintagel castle, and decided to stop off for a coffee at a flash-looking hotel right next to it, called Camelot Castle. It boasted a fancy restaurant, a bar overlooking Tintagel, and ‘the best coffee in Cornwall’. As we drove up, we passed a rather strange large sign, saying TED STOURTON, THE MASTER OF VENICE, IS HERE! With a photo of a man in a cream-coloured suit and hat holding a paintbrush and palette. Ted who?
We went into the hotel. The entrance was filled with photos of famous celebrities, who may or may not have stayed in the hotel. We went into the cafe, which looked surprisingly dingy for such an apparently posh hotel. We ordered two coffees and sat down on a sofa. I was struck by the incredibly garish paintings on the wall, which all seem to have been done by the same artist. They were grotesque, like Van Gogh’s untalented younger brother.
Then I picked up a special newspaper that had apparently been printed by the owners of the hotel. It appeared the owners were a couple, John and Irina Mappin. John was the heir of a two-century-old jewellry business, and Irina was from Kazakhstan. Irina didn’t seem shy of publicity – she’d put photos of herself all through the paper.
Irina was apparently the patron of a painter called Ted Stourton, whose lurid art-work was all over the walls of the castle.
He is the self-professed ‘master of Venice’ from the sign outside the hotel. The paper was very enthusiastic about his work.
There were lots more photos of John, Irina and Ted with various celebrities. Plus there was some slightly weird stuff:
Then Maria showed me a brochure for something called Excalibur: Mappin Private Family Office Services & Consulting, which she had found on our table.
Excalibur Consulting looked more or less like a consultancy for affluent families, offering consulting services with things like philanthropy, private education and legacy planning. But then shit got weirder. The brochure offers clients a service called ‘Survival Planning’ (survival from what? Kidnapping? Death?) with the mysterious words ‘perhaps the jewel in the crown, or the holy grail of Excalibur Private Family Consulting is that it delivers access to a completely new technology that deeply impacts family survival’.
Excalibur also offers to resolve both local and international conflicts. Quite a consultancy. It says:
What is this ‘factor’? It doesn’t say! But it sounds kinda a big deal.
The brochure carried on getting weird. Another service that Excalibur Private Family Consulting offers is ‘artistic rehabilitation’. Looks like ol’ Ted Stourton – ‘one of the most prominent artists of the age’, no less – has been helped by this ‘completely new technology’ too! You have to hand it to Excalibur, it really offers its clients a comprehensive range of services, from financial planning to international conflict resolution to artistic rehabilitation. But it doesn’t stop there…
To cap it all off, Excalibur Private Family Consulting can offer its clients ‘An End to War’. Yes, forever! Again, rather mysteriously it speaks of a ‘totally new technology’ that has the capacity to bring peace on all continents. Well, what is this new technology? Is it Camelot’s famous coffee? Is it Ted’s migraine-inducing paintings? The brochure is coy with the details.
By this point, Maria and I were laughing away in the cafe, and I said ‘this sounds very Scientology’. So we googled Camelot Castle and the Mappins, and sure enough, the internet isfull of stories about Ted and the Mappins, who own the hotel together, and how they use the Castle to promote Scientology to the unfortunate guests and even to the residents of Tintagel village.
Guests have complained that they were sent Scientology literature after staying at the hotel. I noticed at the hotel a box where guests or visitors could ‘write a letter to Merlin’ – the box encouraged them to leave their address and email. Merlin apparently responds to letters with Scientology literature!
Most of the reports on the internet are one or two star Tripadvisor reviews by guests who have shelled out £130-200 plus to stay at the hotel, thinking it was some grand posh place, only to find out it’s a really creepy castle filled with terrible art, where the rooms are quite dingy, and the owners are Scientologists. I can see that would be a bit of a downer. Most of the guests staying there seemed to have booked from abroad, poor sods.
One thing that intrigued me from the hotel newspaper was two adverts giving the hard sell about something called ‘the light box’. What is the mystery of the light box, I wondered! Is it a light-bulb shaped like L. Ron Hubbard?
Well, one guest has shared their light-box experience online:
In the lounge there were albums of Ted Stourtons paintings and another small album full of people praising the ‘LIGHT BOX’. I have to say that I was intrigued. The staff were very sparing with the info they imparted about this particular ‘mystery’ and so I asked at reception about seeing it. one evening (BIG MISTAKE!!!) after returning from a local pub where mum and I dined out. .. The young chap at reception said he would see if Mr Stourton was available…..after a few minutes he emerged, dressed in a cream dinner suit with white polo neck, took my hand, kissed me on the cheek and told me how lovely I looked (also my mother) then took us downstairs into the bowels of the castle. We were brought into a room where we sat down and were told a sorry story about the hardship of artists, then brought into another room where our photo was taken,(which I believe will be sent to my e-mail address, have not checked yet as just got home) Then we were taken into a further room where a guitar was produced and we were serenaded with a song. Finally, the room with the light box. A black box with a dimmer light behind it. Very good effect, we were shown pictures whose perspective changed depending on the amount of light behind it. Mother and I were polite and made complimentary murmurings, as some of the effects were very good. HOWEVER…. after the showing Ted asked which pics we thought were the nicest and we innocently told him (there were 3 we liked,but not to buy). He then turned on the lights and started his sales pitch starting at around £ 1700…er…I was shocked, looked at my mother and felt totally SICK in my stomach. He had been so nice that I felt physicallly AFRAID to refuse…I spoke up and said I was a single mum in the NHS and did not have that sort of money. He completely disregarded my comments and just brought the price down and down until we felt compelled to say yes… as we ascended the stairs out of the underground rooms, RIGHT ON CUE, out came Mr and Mrs Mappin to congratulate us on our purchases, shaking our hands and telling us how very lucky we were to even have Mr Stourton staying at the Castle…..(er, he does actually live there…!!!) Anyway, we were told we could settle up before we left and staff would wrap them for us but I never actually wanted them and felt intimidated into agreeing to buying them.. On the day of leaving, I bundled all our stuff into the car, got the dogs in and went to pay for the room. They then got the pics, at which point I said I couldn’t afford them and did not want them. The chap at reception then said I should wait while he went to get Ted Stourton..I was TERRIFIED! I knew he would try to force me to buy them, so, on the pretence that I had to get something from my car, I fled!! (so fast that I still have the room key, which I’m sending back today.) I loved the Castle and surroundings but not the ‘light box;’ experience of hard sell. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Maria and I were only there for 30 minutes, but it was definitely the creepiest hotel I’ve ever been to. I think what most struck me was the thought – what happens when you get three Scientologists in a castle with a huge inheritance? You end up completely delusional, thinking you know the secret to ending global war and that Ted Stourton is the greatest artist of the age. And that, my friends, is why it pays not to be too rich.
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Nice to know that Ted now describes himself as "The Master of Venice", so it's a shame he had to resort to self-publishing in order to enable his vision to reach the critics:
14 Apr 2015 - Buy THE POWER OF VENICE RETURNS book by author Ted Stourton. Preview and learn more about this self-published Arts & Photography book.
That was a great read! I do hope to visit the Camelot Castle Hotel some day and maybe have a hidden camera- oh, the lulz!
Periodically when there is a new post in this thread I do a quick bit of Googling to see if there is any indication that the art world knows that Ted Stourton exists. Apart from the odd forum posting from someone suckered into buying his art and reviews of the hotel, I have yet to find any mention that wasn't written by him or Mappin.
Does Camelot Castle Hotel ban smartphones from its premises? Otherwise, how can he possibly convince anyone that he is renowned and that his stuff is worth anything?
smartphones aside... he can't... the butterflies and glitter... oh the horror
Ah, this thread...the gift that keeps on giving
Yesterday at 3:54am ·
THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND GAVE AN EXCELLENT SPEECH TODAY - As she so eloquently put it.. "It is better to light a Candle than to curse the darkness". Can you imagine what might happen if she and her wonderful family were to receive Superpower technology and fully understand the wonderful breakthroughs of Scientology. Make sure you are fully briefed on it here is a good place to start........link removed
OH MY GOD
He's been watching The Royals again.
Mappin is such a pretentious yet shallow tit that he probably thinks she invented that phrase.
After studying superpower they would postulate a candle and then curse the darkness.
Any news about the baby?
I will assume this is their baby (no captions on the photos):
An ignorant Scientologist asking about Mrs. David Miscavige on Mappin's facebook?:
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Domingo Giraldo To how was looking Mrs David Miscavige?
Hi look very happy)))
October 20 at 2:54am
I see Mappin still hasn't lost the "tasteless twit"-jacket.
poor fucking kid
He has lots of those kinds of jackets but is apparently short of shirts big enough to fit. Three of the buttons in this shirt blew off right after this photo was taken:
You can see the sadness on the grandfather's face as he contemplates his grandson being raised as a Scientologist:
That photo is just such a perfect example of manspreading. Look at the way the two men have their llegs so widely apart that Irina can't sit properly.
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