Chanology Fourth Anniversary Song...

I composed this for all the Protesting Chanologists that have an Anonymous Choir. It's too much data for one post, so I'll use two, or three, and also post a link to the complete file here: http://hotfile.com/dl/144486835/36d43ce/L._Ron_Hubbard_Had_A_Cult.zip.html

L. Ron Hubbard Had A Cult

(Sung as Old MacDonald Had A Farm)

L. Ron Hubbard had a cult, Epic PR FAIL!

and in this cult he had some clams, Epic PR FAIL!

With a cult clam here, and a cult clam there, here a clam there a clam, everywhere a cult clam,

L. Ron Hubbard had a cult, Epic PR FAIL!

and in this cult he had some tech, Epic PR FAIL!

With some cult tech here, and some cult tech there, here a tech there a tech, everywhere a cult tech,

and a cult clam here, and a cult clam there, here a clam there a clam, everywhere a cult clam,

L. Ron Hubbard had a cult, Epic PR FAIL!

and in this cult he had some bats, Epic PR FAIL!

With a moonbat here, and a moonbat there, here a bat, there a bat, everywhere a moonbat,

and a cult clam here, and a cult clam there, here a clam there a clam, everywhere a cult clam,

and some cult tech here, and some cult tech there, here a tech there a tech, everywhere a cult tech,

L. Ron Hubbard had a cult, Epic PR FAIL!

and in this cult he had a bridge, Epic PR FAIL!

With a cult bridge here, and a cult bridge there, here a bridge, there a bridge, everywhere a cult bridge,

and a moonbat here, and a moonbat there, here a bat, there a bat, everywhere a moonbat,

and a cult clam here, and a cult clam there, here a clam there a clam, everywhere a cult clam,

and some cult tech here, and some cult tech there, here a tech there a tech, everywhere a cult tech,

L. Ron Hubbard had a cult, Epic PR FAIL!

and in this cult he had some clears, Epic PR FAIL!

With a cult clear here, and a cult clear there, here a clear there a clear, everywhere a cult clear,

and a cult bridge here, and a cult bridge there, here a bridge, there a bridge, everywhere a cult bridge,

and a moonbat here, and a moonbat there, here a bat, there a bat, everywhere a moonbat,

and a cult clam here, and a cult clam there, here a clam there a clam, everywhere a cult clam,

and some cult tech here, and some cult tech there, here a tech there a tech, everywhere a cult tech,

L. Ron Hubbard had a cult, Epic PR FAIL!

and in this cult he had some meters, Epic PR FAIL!

With an e-meter here, and an e-meter there, here a meter there a meter, everywhere an e-meter,

and a cult clear here, and a cult clear there, here a clear there a clear, everywhere a cult clear,

and a cult bridge here, and a cult bridge there, here a bridge, there a bridge, everywhere a cult bridge,

and a moonbat here, and a moonbat there, here a bat, there a bat, everywhere a moonbat,

and a cult clam here, and a cult clam there, here a clam there a clam, everywhere a cult clam,

and some cult tech here, and some cult tech there, here a tech there a tech, everywhere a cult tech,

L. Ron Hubbard had a cult, Epic PR FAIL!

and in this cult he had engrams, Epic PR FAIL!

With an engram here, an engram there, here an engram there an engram, everywhere an engram,

and an e-meter here, and an e-meter there, here a meter there a meter, everywhere an e-meter,

and a cult clear here, and a cult clear there, here a clear there a clear, everywhere a cult clear,

and a cult bridge here, and a cult bridge there, here a bridge, there a bridge, everywhere a cult bridge,

and a moonbat here, and a moonbat there, here a bat, there a bat, everywhere a moonbat,

and a cult clam here, and a cult clam there, here a clam there a clam, everywhere a cult clam,

and some cult tech here, and some cult tech there, here a tech there a tech, everywhere a cult tech,

L. Ron Hubbard had a cult, Epic PR FAIL!

and in this cult he had a dwarf, Epic PR FAIL!

With a cult dwarf here, a cult dwarf there, here a dwarf there a dwarf, everywhere a cult dwarf,

and an engram here, and an engram there, here an engram there an engram, everywhere an engram,

and an e-meter here, and an e-meter there, here a meter there a meter, everywhere an e-meter,

and a cult clear here, and a cult clear there, here a clear there a clear, everywhere a cult clear,

and a cult bridge here, and a cult bridge there, here a bridge, there a bridge, everywhere a cult bridge,

and a moonbat here, and a moonbat there, here a bat, there a bat, everywhere a moonbat,

and a cult clam here, and a cult clam there, here a clam there a clam, everywhere a cult clam,

and some cult tech here, and some cult tech there, here a tech there a tech, everywhere a cult tech,

Speed Freak Hubbard had a cult, a shit heap full of FAIL!

and in this cult he had sec checks. Epic PR FAIL!

With a sec check here, a sec check there, here a check, there a check, everywhere a sec check,

and a cult dwarf Here, a cult dwarf there, here a dwarf there a dwarf, everywhere a cult dwarf,

and an engram here, an engram there, here an engram there an engram, everywhere an engram,

and an e-meter here, and an e-meter there, here a meter there a meter, everywhere an e-meter,

and a cult clear here, and a cult clear there, here a clear there a clear, everywhere a cult clear,

and a cult bridge here, and a cult bridge there, here a bridge, there a bridge, everywhere a cult bridge,

and a moonbat here, and a moonbat there, here a bat, there a bat, everywhere a moonbat,

and a cult clam here, and a cult clam there, here a clam there a clam, everywhere a cult clam

and some cult tech here, and some cult tech there, here a tech there a tech, everywhere a cult tech,

Speed Freak Hubbard had a cult, Epic PR FAIL!

and in this cult he had BTs, EPIC PRFAIL.

With a BT here, and BT there, here a BT there a BT everywhere a BT,

and a sec check here, a sec check there, here a check, there a check, everywhere a sec check,

and a cult dwarf here, and a cult dwarf there, here a dwarf there a dwarf, everywhere a cult dwarf,

and an engram here, an engram there, here an engram there an engram, everywhere an engram,

and an e-meter here, and an e-meter there, here a meter there a meter, everywhere an e-meter,

and a cult clear here, and a cult clear there, here a clear there a clear, everywhere a cult clear,

and a cult bridge here, and a cult bridge there, here a bridge, there a bridge, everywhere a cult bridge,

and a moonbat here, and a moonbat there, here a bat, there a bat, everywhere a moonbat,

and a cult clam here, and a cult clam there, here a clam there a clam, everywhere a cult clam,

and some cult tech here, and some cult tech there, here a tech there a tech, everywhere a cult tech,

Old Man Hubbard had a cult, Epic PR FAIL!

(continued...)

Part Two:

and in this cult he had some cans, Epic PR FAIL!

With a cult can here, a cult can there, here a can there a can, everywhere a cult can,

and a BT here, and a BT there, here a BT there a BT, everywhere a BT,

and a sec check here, a sec check there, here a check, there a check, everywhere a sec check,

and a cult dwarf here, and a cult dwarf there, here a dwarf there a dwarf, everywhere a cult dwarf,

and an engram here, and an engram there, here an engram there an engram, everywhere an engram,

and an e-meter here, and an e-meter there, here a meter there a meter, everywhere an e-meter,

and a cult clear here, and a cult clear there, here a clear there a clear, everywhere a cult clear,

and a cult bridge here, and a cult bridge there, here a bridge, there a bridge, everywhere a cult bridge,

and a moonbat here, and a moonbat there, here a bat, there a bat, everywhere a moonbat,

and a cult clam here, and a cult clam there, here a clam there a clam, everywhere a cult clam,

and some cult tech here, and some cult tech there, here a tech there a tech, everywhere a cult tech,

Dope Fiend Hubbard had a cult, Epic PR FAIL!

and in this cult he had OTs, Epic PR FAIL!

With an OT here, and an OT there, here an OT there an OT, everywhere an OT,

and a cult can here, a cult can there, here a can there a can, everywhere a cult can,

and a BT here, and a BT there, here a BT there a BT everywhere a BT,

and a sec check here, a sec check there, here a check, there a check, everywhere a sec check,

and a cult dwarf here, a cult dwarf there, here a dwarf there a dwarf, everywhere a cult dwarf,

and an engram here, and an engram there, here an engram there an engram, everywhere an engram,

and an e-meter here, and an e-meter there, here a meter there a meter, everywhere an e-meter,

and a cult clear here, and a cult clear there, here a clear there a clear, everywhere a cult clear,

and a cult bridge here, and a cult bridge there, here a bridge, there a bridge, everywhere a cult bridge,

and a moonbat here, and a moonbat there, here a bat, there a bat, everywhere a moonbat,

and a cult clam here, and a cult clam there, here a clam there a clam, everywhere a cult clam,

and some cult tech here, and some cult tech there, here a tech there a tech, everywhere a cult tech,

Old Man Hubbard had a cult, Epic PR FAIL!

and in this cult he had a failship. Epic PR FAIL!

With a failship here, and a failship there, here a ship, there a ship, everywhere a failship.

and a cult can here, a cult can there, here a can there a can, everywhere a cult can,

and a BT here, and a BT there, here a BT there a BT everywhere a BT,

and a sec check here, a sec check there, here a check, there a check, everywhere a sec check,

and a cult dwarf here, a cult dwarf there, here a dwarf there a dwarf, everywhere a cult dwarf,

and an engram here, and an engram there, here an engram there an engram, everywhere an engram,

and an e-meter here, and an e-meter there, here a meter there a meter, everywhere an e-meter,

and a cult clear here, and a cult clear there, here a clear there a clear, everywhere a cult clear,

and a cult bridge here, and a cult bridge there, here a bridge, there a bridge, everywhere a cult bridge,

and a moonbat here, and a moonbat there, here a bat, there a bat, everywhere a moonbat,

and a cult clam here, and a cult clam there, here a clam there a clam, everywhere a cult clam,

and some cult tech here, and some cult tech there, here a tech there a tech, everywhere a cult tech,

Speed Freak Hubbard had a cult, a shit heap full of FAIL!

and in this cult he had some trolls, Epic PR FAIL!

With a cult troll here, a cult troll there, here a troll there a troll, everywhere a cult troll,

With a failship here, and a failship there, here a ship, there a ship, everywhere a failship.

and a cult can here, a cult can there, here a can there a can, everywhere a cult can,

and a BT here, and a BT there, here a BT there a BT everywhere a BT,

and a sec check here, a sec check there, here a check, there a check, everywhere a sec check,

and a cult dwarf here, a cult dwarf there, here a dwarf there a dwarf, everywhere a cult dwarf,

and an engram here, and an engram there, here an engram there an engram, everywhere an engram,

and an e-meter here, and an e-meter there, here a meter there a meter, everywhere an e-meter,

and a cult clear here, and a cult clear there, here a clear there a clear, everywhere a cult clear,

and a cult bridge here, and a cult bridge there, here a bridge, there a bridge, everywhere a cult bridge,

and a moonbat here, and a moonbat there, here a bat, there a bat, everywhere a moonbat,

and a cult clam here, and a cult clam there, here a clam there a clam, everywhere a cult clam,

and some cult tech here, and some cult tech there, here a tech there a tech, everywhere a cult tech,

Speed Freak Hubbard had a cult, Epic PR FAIL!

(continued....)

Final Part:

and in this cult he had some stress, Epic PR FAIL!

With a stress test here, a stress test there, here a test there a test, everywhere a stress test,

and a cult troll here, a cult troll there, here a troll there a troll, everywhere a cult troll,

and a failship here, and a failship there, here a ship, there a ship, everywhere a failship.

and a cult can here, a cult can there, here a can there a can, everywhere a cult can,

and a BT here, and a BT there, here a BT there a BT everywhere a BT,

and a sec check here, a sec check there, here a check, there a check, everywhere a sec check,

and a cult dwarf here, a cult dwarf there, here a dwarf there a dwarf, everywhere a cult dwarf,

and an engram here, and an engram there, here an engram there an engram, everywhere an engram,

and an e-meter here, and an e-meter there, here a meter there a meter, everywhere an e-meter,

and a cult clear here, and a cult clear there, here a clear there a clear, everywhere a cult clear,

and a cult bridge here, and a cult bridge there, here a bridge, there a bridge, everywhere a cult bridge,

and a moonbat here, and a moonbat there, here a bat, there a bat, everywhere a moonbat,

and a cult clam here, and a cult clam there, here a clam there a clam, everywhere a cult clam,

and some cult tech here, and some cult tech there, here a tech there a tech, everywhere a cult tech,

L. Ron Hubbard had a cult, Epic PR FAIL!

and in this cult he had some trolls, Epic PR FAIL!

With a cult troll here, and a cult troll there, here a troll there a troll, everywhere a cult troll,

And a stress test here, a stress test there, here a test there a test, everywhere a stress test,

and a failship here, and a failship there, here a ship, there a ship, everywhere a failship.

and a cult can here, a cult can there, here a can there a can, everywhere a cult can,

and a BT here, and a BT there, here a BT there a BT everywhere a BT,

and a sec check here, a sec check there, here a check, there a check, everywhere a sec check,

and a cult dwarf here, a cult dwarf there, here a dwarf there a dwarf, everywhere a cult dwarf,

and an engram here, and an engram there, here an engram there an engram, everywhere an engram,

and an e-meter here, and an e-meter there, here a meter there a meter, everywhere an e-meter,

and a cult clear here, and a cult clear there, here a clear there a clear, everywhere a cult clear,

and a cult bridge here, and a cult bridge there, here a bridge, there a bridge, everywhere a cult bridge,

and a moonbat here, and a moonbat there, here a bat, there a bat, everywhere a moonbat,

and a cult clam here, and a cult clam there, here a clam there a clam, everywhere a cult clam,

and some cult tech here, and some cult tech there, here a tech there a tech, everywhere a cult tech,

Speed Freak Hubbard had a cult, a shit heap full of FAIL!

Love it!

Imma try and find some use for this

I'm delighted you love it! I've sent it off to the NYC Motherfuckery Anons, as they have a rather famous choir.

And of course, it can be edited to fit any situation. Add a chorus, remove a chorus, whatever.

For example, while staying up into the wee small hours this morning, monitoring the French Trial News coming through, I added a chorus of "Fraud."

And in this cult he had some fraud, Epic PR Fail!

With a cult fraud here, and a cult fraud there, here a fraud, there are fraud, everywhere a cult fraud,

Meth Head Hubbard had a cult, a shit heap full of FAIL!

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