Chanology: THE MOVIE! Ok, let's play a fun little hypothetical game. Say that a hollywood exec has snorted a few too many rails of coke and decides that he fucking runs that town and can do whatever the fuck he wants. So he comes to you, because he loves the blowjobs you give and tells you he's making a Chanology movie and wants to give you full creative control. So my question to you then is, what will you call this movie, who will you cast as the leader of anonymous, and who will you cast as the thunderdome? I would name the movie "Chanology or: How I learned to stop worrying and love the fail." I would cast that homeless dude that beat the shit out of that white lady's car on youtube as leader of Anonymous. I would cast Gary Busey as the thunderdome. But fuck me, what are your ideas? Share them with us!
Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE! I would get Heath Ledger to play Chanology. While he was awesome and got shit done, he's also dead now.
Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE! All members of Anonymous have their faces digitally blanked out when not wearing masks. Tom Cruise to play (with) Miscabbage.
Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE! I would get Jim Carrey to play half (>9000) roles and Eddie Murphy to play the other half. They like doing stuff like that.
Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE! First of all, fuck you for making me lawl in a quiet public space full of people. Second of all, this is great, I would also love to hear who you would cast to play various WWP shitheels.
Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE! Mutante = Ben Stiller Unan = Lawrence Fishburne as Morpheus as AU Cubby = Courtney Love D.aywatch = John Goodman Skeptic = Maya Angelou
Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE! I'd hypothetically tell Herro that he needs to get his hypnomania under control and possible ways to do this include de-brainwashing himself from any cult indoctrination he's gotten. Other methods including getting a job.
Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE! Charles Manson is clearly our leader, thus we should bust him out of death row to portray his part. David Miscavige: "Angry German Kid" If I think of anything more, I'll add it.
Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE! I'd cast Dakota Fanning as you. (Also side note, I did a google image search to make sure I was thinking of the right actress and the second hit was from a site called "PantyLinePress." Not cool internet, not cool. ) Well you're no fun. We're just doing some playful postulating here. Lol clay aiken. I like it.
Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE! He'll blend Walken's characters from SNL's "The Continental" and "Don't Fear the Reaper's Bruce Dickinson" (moar cowbell)
Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE! Juliette Lewis as Anon MSW/TheBitch Oliver Read or John Belushi as Kerd Sigourney Weaver as Tuesday Vern Troyer as Sue
Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE! Rorschach: The raver guy from Spaced season 1 ath: Michael Cera gregg: Zach Braff D a ywatch: Bill Murray MegaPhoneBitch: Rorschach Magoo: Nancy Cartwright Herro: MC Chris Relyt: Jonah Hill NoirAngeles: Juliette Lewis CBB: Steven Bochco Elby: Ellen Paige Consensus: Harvey Keitel AGP: John Waters AO: Stephen Root (dont know who he is? look him up!) Silmeria: Debbie Harris Scarff: Stephen Root again ARC: Swedish Chef Sue: The Most Interesting Man in the World in the Dos Equios commericals
Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE! I think Ellen Paige doing Elby's "no" would be funny. Especially before she chops off bull dyke security guard cock
Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE! Would have to give her some helium. Not many can master the art of Elbyvoice.
