Chicago Scientology postgame - double secret June 23 raid

We thought we had them. Then it turns out:

Chicago DSA: Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your friends, standing in front of the Org, are walking into a trap, as is your sidekick Strong Strength. It was I who allowed the cell to know the date of the Flag World Tour stop in Chicago. It is quite safe from your pitiful little band. Its being held on private property. Oh, I'm afraid the water bucket will be quite operational when you bust out the chalk.

We basically spent the entire raid chalking the sidewalk and waiting for Domenic to come out and douse the sidewalk over and over and over again. SS, dude, you gotta do Dra's suggestion about the video and music. High hilarity.

Let's see. Well, when you're chalking and Domenic is throwing water at you time flies. We did have a pretty strong police response not too long after we got there. Four squad cars pulled up, with about five officers eventually standing in front of the Org. Man, it was just like the old days! When the one officer gave us the standard instruction about not blocking sidewalk traffic he added in a little note about not stretching in front of the Org. No stretching? Yep. So of course I did some stretching later on.

At the end of the raid we spotted three kids wearing what looked to be EPF variant clothing. I followed towards the back door but they ran inside. SS should have some video of what they looked like for all of you.

That was a blast! I wish every raid could be that much fun!

No stretching? Outrageous police oppression!

What the hell do you mean by stretching?

Stretching. You know, limbering up.

Pix or... fuck you. Also ..your wife and Sparrow.

That's not very nice. I only have two pics on my crap cell phone. Dra and SS got the goods. Wait for them.

DUDE PUDDLES

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL THEM

IT WAS BEST PART

Okay..not nice.
You guise rock and I want pix.

Also- I love you. And your wife and sparrow.

^^

Paging Mr. Fantastic to your next super-secret-double-probation raid....

^^^ Added to ODIT: Worldwide Scientology Protests Held This Weekend
glad someone bumped this thread. Almost missed you.

You're Rockin' ChiAnons!!

Hi Xandar!
wow~ a patriotic clam picnic for the window display.
They are so dern patriotic sporting their red white and blue! Aren't they?
Especially the way they raep the US by posing as a "church" (that gives zero back to the community) and also so they can get away with paying all those pesky property taxes. Guilty of the largest US Government infiltration in history and don't forget their child slave labor with their "old made new" cadet org once again.
Afer all, who can blame them? They are going to need a lot of thetans to take care of all those shiny new orgs.
Huge "Expansion" = reinstating the Cadet Org = slave labor to take care of all the new buildings.
They make me wretch trying to look patriotic.
/rant/derail

Great job Chicago!

question... who kept a staight face when the cops said no stretching?

You guys are good!

There were ponies...



There was chalk...



There was bucket (& pitcher) tech...



And there were puddles...

Hi RightOn! I believe there is something in the pipeline I think you will appreciate. Shouldn't be too much longer now.

I think SS got video of this, but the Org bought some el cheapo blinds for the door. Domenic got them out as soon as we got there, except it left about two feet open at the bottom. So on occasion I would squat down to check out the goings on inside. Towards the end the DSA put two chairs in front of the door (fire code violation?) to block the opening. Except, as with most things OSA does it backfired because it made it easier for me to see her when she sat down on the chairs (did she think we were about to barge the door?). Your fleet is lost OSA.

OMGWTFBBQLRH

LOL!!!! I didn't see this! How did I miss this in the pictures?
Now if Anons did this it would be called bigotry.
Maybe they were trying to say that "The Problems of Work" is a hot book!
nah! It's just good kindlin'!

And thanks Xandar

^ The guy who did the arrangement for the display is currently in the RPF?

Domenic lol
what a loser
got into Scientology to throw buckets of water on chalk. he must be very proud

The display message implies that the Problems of Work lectures should be barbequed. Medium rare for me please, Domenic and I want ice in my Cal-Mag.

don't forget it also shows that this org is failing.
cheap ass display probably purchased out of their own pockets at the local dollar store ( minus the tablecloth and high tech BBQ) or it is crap they had hanging around their house or at the org that was left over from some low attendance function. I would imagine

Domenic shows us what to do with old Cal-Mag:
Dispose of it quietly and without sorrow.

Note cheapo blinds do not fully cover door or window. Towards the end they started moving plants in front of the window and of course the chairs in front of the door. The old arrangement worked better, but I guess it took them too long to get them up.

Btw, look for a special guest at an upcoming raid. Someone who made it through the original wall of fire and lived to tell.

Xenu?

The police wanted us to stay lined-up along the curb, parallel to the street/sidewalk, as opposed to lining-up or stretching-out across the sidewalk to prevent people from walking on the sidewalk. We line-up along the curb anyway but the police always give us a speech about not blocking the sidewalks or doors. I assume this is because CO$ is lying to the police by complaining that we are blocking people's access.

Xenu built the wall of fire. He never actually passed through it.

It's me.

Also, I miss Dom's moustache. And iPod girl. And Randy Murderface Kretchmar. Man, i gotta go back.

Is iPod girl still a thing?

Meet Scientologist Domenic.
So Domenic, what did you join the Church of Scientology and what is your position?
"Well.... I totally like to harass people, so Scientology and me was da perfect fit!
and my job is to pour da water on da chalk"

That posture is hella craptastic on the back, Dom. The chiropractor is going to need a chiropractor. If, you know...you believe in that sort of thing.

The timing of this one was nice - Flag was in town doing a shakedown for money, and we saw more activity than usual as they were getting ready for an event. You sort of get the impression that some of them feel embarrassed to be protested against in front of their visitors.

Not sure what you mean by "a thing," but we haven't seen her in a long time, so I'm not sure if she moved or something. We used to see her and Amanda (the Disaster Girl lookalike) going for smoke breaks all the time. Then again, we hadn't seen Amanda for a long time either, and then there she was at the Midwest event last October, so maybe they're just being hidden from us or changed to the Day shift or got poached to work at one of the Ideal Orgs or something.

Awesome video!
When the big water bill arrives at the org, I predict Dom will be getting a sec check.

Great video! Great protest! Thanks so very much for doinitrite.

After Domenic got into scientology, he began a wonderful, new career as a water boy.

1 minute video u can see allyne rosenthal the president of the c of s illinois and sarah wells. i know someone who was very good friends with the wellses. may they come to their senses soon.

No no, I think that it's an uncaught typo!

It should be The Problems of Wok.