Chill E.B. is declaring war on the Village Voice

Chill E. B. raps like the village idiot.

Chillotry.

Chill E Tard be freestylin ^^^

For all his hard work, Chill E. Troll hasn't gotten much of a response from the evil psychs. Maybe he ronery.

Any response from Tony O would probably boost CEB's rather sad career. We shall see if Mr. Ortega is feeling charitable or not.

Here's my concrete poem in honor of this thread:




This is not a swerd

Wars
fought with words No new>
orphans

imma bout to occupy the friggin mic. And I shouldn't. But I will.

And beans, if yur reading this? You don't need the fucking hashmark in front of Occupy unless you're in twitter ya dumb fuck.

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7421/tonyo1.jpg

NOPE....haz bigger fist to fry....

one in the frying pan....one to slap Chilli with


Tony O haz another "wicked awesome" Leak in the pipeline

If I'd died last week from food poisoning or being a random victim of a misunderstood serial killer or something, I would totally have had to come back as a zombie just to read this WICKED AWESOME thread.

Should I rap now?

Hey that's some troll food there. Chill will feel he's not an irrelevant hack for at least a few hours now.

Chill doesn't like me... I can't figure out why.

First Debbie and now this? I hope I have enough kernels for poppin'!

Edit: On a side note, what is my signature doing back?

Chill E B:
"Look at ME!"
"I iz FREE!"
"Whats that? PEE?
From my Wee?"
"O dear me!"
I peed my pants because Tony O has me in his sights and even at my most demented, I know what that means.

Rlly rlly poor poetry and 9000x better than his.

Okay, Johnny, how about a rhyme for WICKED AWESOME?

Lies? Did he speak to Tony on the phone or not?




Reported for Hate Speech!

Chill & I are rapping on his FB...

I was like...WTF? He has nigger fist to fry? Then I read it again.

I would like to see that irl.

I'm not one of those conspiracy theorists who actually believes that Chill EB raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.

Fact: There were lots of young girls in 1990

Fact: Chill EB lived in 1990

Fact: Chill EB has not denied raping and murdering a young girl in 1990

But it does seem like it would be an easy thing to clear up. Just show us the police report, and this nightmare goes away. If the rumor persists, Chill EB has only himself to blame. He may be withholding proof that he did not commit such acts. I think Chill EB should come clean either way.
I even checked to see if there was a site called ChillebRapedAndMurderedAYoungGirlIn1990.com , but there wasn't.

Chilletard isn't the brightest bulb in the chandelier is he? What I hear him saying is that no way did he talk to Tony O...which makes this whole thing sound a bit asscovery....wanna bet the clams are closing in on him and he's denying talking to Tony now? Wanna bet this tard is on the sekrit downlow too and his auditing files are burning a hole in the dwarfs pochit?

oh hi blogspot

Yup. Scientologists are the most ETHICAL people on the planet. Just look at our growing list of shining examples:

1. DM
2. Marty Rathbun
3. Rinder
4. Chill EB
5. Rex Fowler
6. Anyone involved in the Lisa McPherson death & coverup
7. DM's father
8. Allender
9. The Squirrel Busters
10. Monique Yingling
11. Moxon
12. LRH

And those are the ones I know about without using the search feature or Google.

I guess birds of a feather really do stick together.

I cannt figger out...is that a beerd or is they curb feelers?

Mebbe they antenna for alieen contac.

These sorts of appendages are popular among catfish and other bottom feeders.

Chill, Yo plane awaits, but yawl gots to git by dees bitches security check on the cans first......
Prove It, Gangstuh........

omg...
its like the biggie smalls/ tupac beef.
i hope the only thing that dies is this fools career.

Chill E B, Uncle Tom, always doin' it wrong,
with that stupid little beard, and the book of L Ron,
So he thinks that he can troll us? He thinks he's able,
So let's see if he still likes it when we switch around the table,

See he's running off his mouth, to Tony O,
And everybody here knows how that goes,
Little hand up his butt belongs to Miscavige,
And when he tries to rhyme it's just a miscarriage

Silly little rapper with the dumb ass face,
Thinks he got a winner with the IAS case,
But his stupid-ass records make him dance all queer,
And there ain't NO psychiatrist lost their career,

Stupid little rapper talking lumps in the throat,
But your boy Tom Cruise is gripping onto his goat,
Shoving little midget dicks between his gold teeth,
Pullin' Chill EB's beard if they forget to breathe,

That bitch-ass queen thinks his raps are so great,
But he hasn't had a hit since 1988,
Just a washed up fat-assed Mustang Sally,
With the lyrical precision of a drunk Kirsty Alley,

It's time to to give this rapper a few home truths,
And he can bitch about it now but we got all the proof,
$cientology is lame, they play him like a game,
And just like LRH behind his back they call him names,

See there ain't no room for a negro in the cult,
But if they want your money they'll hide the insults,
"Whassa matter wid you hat?" LRH hated blacks,
But he'll never gonna Google that, coz he's just too wack,

So watch the rappin' coward gettin' mad at the facts,
Watch the whole world as it's grinding the axe,
Hard rain's gonna fall, time's just ticking on,
With Tony O, ABC, Tampa Bay and Nick Xenophon,

You ain't clearing no planet, you can't even write rhymes,
You're just like the others saying "what are your crimes?"

And your leader says nothing as he hides away,
Telling fools like you to try and get in our way,
Because he's all out of luck, CIA are on the case,
FBI are itchin' to get Waco at Gold Base,

And you'll be left bitchin' when you never see the money,
With a bowl of Chill E beans you'll be beggin' for yo mommy,
Anonymous are here and we think it's kind of funny,
To rape you in the ass like a Duracell bunny,

Coz you were dumb enough to cry when they printed your name,
And now everybody knows that your life is just a shame,
And we'll be laughing hard when you wind up broke,
And nobody will want you coz they think you're a joke,

A rapper tryin' to rap for a UFO sect,
We told you to expect us, so what did you expect?
Put down your microphone, you can't Occupy that,
Just get down your knees, you're a little pussycat,

And when you see Davey say hi from all the Legion,
before you put your mouth on his genital region,
And take a little look, the smallest dick in all the lands,
You won't feel nothing if you're clutching the cans,

And if you're in doubt then here's the best proof of all,
Take a good look back and try to look for his balls,
You can write a rap song for our own amusement,
But you'll never ever see any testicular movement,

Coz David Miscavige is a chicken-shit,
And in your heart you must agree, even just a little bit,
He might be talking tough because that what cowards do,
But he hasn't been on TV since 1992,

So suck it up fat boy, you just got served,
Chill E B? Who he be? Oh he got what he deserved,
Take a chance if you like on bringing Tony O down,
But this story's just beginning, you're a sad faced clown,

You say define better? Sucker, it ain't you,
I've heard better fuckin' rapping from the city zoo,
And as the animals go by two by two,
You can hear them all screech as they're laughing at you

"It's Chill E B the dumb rhymer!" you can hear them say,
He's the fool from the 'net, did you see he got played?
Some Anonymous lyrics just blew him away,
Then he lost all his money, and people think he's gay,

But no, this rhyme ain't racist, or homophobic,
It's OK for a black man to suck on a white dick,
It's just when it's a rapper and he's failing so hard,
It's funny when we see him and say "YO CHILL E TARD!"

Peace out to all the Anon /b/rethren - 100 percent gangster rhymes for real - fuck Chill E B LOL!

They told him don't you ever come around here
Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear
The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it

You better run, you better do what you can
Don't wanna see no blood, don't be a macho man
You wanna be tough, better do what you can
So beat it, but you wanna be bad

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it

They're out to get you, better leave while you can
Don't wanna be a boy, you wanna be a man
You wanna stay alive, better do what you can
So beat it, just beat it

You have to show them that you're really not scared
You're playin' with your life, this ain't no truth or dare
They'll kick you, then they beat you,
Then they'll tell you it's fair
So beat it, but you wanna be bad

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it
Beat it, beat it, beat it

Beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or who's right

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it
Beat it, beat it, beat it

Beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or who's right

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Just beat it, beat it
Beat it, beat it, beat it

Let's see what that stupid motherfucker Chill E B has to say now.

Yeah that's right bitch, I'm callin' you out!
Coz I'm the Lord Xenu and I just got out!
Your LRH tech don't exist to save you,
It's a bunch of bullshit, it's designed to enslave you!

We got the whole Marcabian Federal Fleet,
And on the microphone we'll knock you to your feet!
You're out of your depth son, no you don't want none,
But if you dare try then the battle's already won,

Pound for pound, put your money where your mouth be,
YouTube hits, the shit fits, you'll be cursing me,
Stick up another track for the world to judge,
And we'll see if you can rhyme like Tom Cruise packs the fudge,

Bring it on Chill E Bitch, and I'll be waiting like a waiter,
Don't cry to your Facebook just because you're a hater,
You talk a big game like you think you rap steady,
but if you want to battle this, then bitch, I'll be ready!

So yeah, come at me bro! I'm ready willing and able,
I'll steal your microphone, wipe my ass on your turntables,
Coz the only thing you occupy is little Davey's fist,
And this is one rhyme that you wish you had missed.

If you want to play fair then I'll set this to a beat,
I'll put it up on YouTube with a video suite,
And you can call it a month or you can call it a year,
But you know my hit count will have you in tears,

Coz all your little fans are retirement age,
Most of them can't walk to see you on stage,
So we'll see how many fans you think you'll get,
If you take up this challenge, and reply to this set.

All you gotta do is record a rap song,
And I'll just be pointing out where you're doin' it wrong,
But I think that you're a pussy and you just won't choose it,
Coz all you wanna write is cheap cult music.

I'll give you a week, and that's all you gonna get,
I wrote this in ten minutes and I'm not even wet,
So you can read it and weep and you can break out a sweat,
But you know, I don't forgive - and I never forget!

eenie meenie miney mo
chill e. beanie is a sci cult ho
slavemaster culties got u talkin' smack
wtf, dude...you're BLACK
l. con was a racist down to the bone
he died fucked up, crazy, and alone
chillshill, u hitched ur wagon to a dyin' star
and Lil' CoBster Midget ain't nobody's savior
if ur backin' the cult makes just one sea org slave
best hope there's not hell waitin' on the other side of the grave
yeah, eenie meenie miney mo
why's chill e. gotta be a sci cult ho
eenie meenie miney mo
chill e.'s a sci cult ho
chill e.'s a sci cult ho

werd.

inspiration comes from seeing a guy walking a pitbull today. dude looked just like dr. dre.

dude...
in this joke thread ive seen better mc's than any of chill ebs shit i could manage to no projectile vomit through and actually listen to.

Well I just threw down the gauntlet on Village Voice now too.

So either Chill E B responds and produces an answerback track so we can start the battle, or he's a pussy like I suspected all along. Idea is - he does a video, and we do a video and we'll see who gets the most "Likes".

This might need a new thread.
I'm serious like Longcat when I say I gots to smack dat.

This is an interesting turn.

Yo, Chilly.... Who is this "legendary, freethinking revolutionary" of which you speak?

I only ask because well, I'm looking around and all that I see is one failed wannabee rapper who's "career" is about twenty years overdue from getting started and has finally resorted to sucking up to a failing UFO cult just to get any attention at all.

Is this another one of your contests? If so, I give up. Keep the free CD and spill the beans already.

I don't have Facebook - but anyone who does might like to inform him of the fact that he just got served can point him to the latest Sunday Funnies Village Voice column, or this thread...

Done.

Nice work Anon.

He be bad like Richard Dawson? ( A sad stretch, lol but he was pretty badass on Match Game, certainly as bad as Chill E.B.)

Wtf, Chill, y u such a Pill?

Andre wuz a giant.....

Hubbard wuz a tyrant.......

No more rhymes, i mean it......

Anybody wanna........peanut?

Chill E to the B getting played like a possum
Sucking up the tech like his mamma's colostrum
Thought he found all the answers but then he lost em
While Anon's on the internet rhyming wicked awesome

Oh, you want a rhyme for WICKED AWESOME?
Have a few cookies, and get ready to toss 'em.
Chill E's been cooking up some terse words,
But he's the only one who's gonna get served.

Now Johnny's not one to lay the smack down;
He's more homeboy than night on the town.
His dreads are too tiny to put up a fight;
No bling, no crew. A pitiful sight.

So Chill may not have seen it coming
But now the mic is hot and humming.
Time to make the windows shake:
Warm up the Machine of Internet Hake!

That's right, my man, we don't play fair.
We'll spell things rong; we just don't care.
Or do we, really? Best look twice...
That typo could be a FAIL device.

Oh, what's that, you say my grammar
Just fell apart like a Chinese hammer?
Try again, sucka; I won't get caught, see:
Now you messin' wif tha grammar nazi.

Twisting your tongue is mere child's play;
I've forgotten more words than you'll ever say.
Spittin' out memes and metaphor mixin';
Son, you know I'll be gettin' my licks in.

But lately it's gotten almost too easy
To troll up clams like you and Ribisi.
Your minds are a muddle, atwitter with rage,
When you see us LOLing at Davey on stage.

Yeah, we got spies, and guise in Gold bases;
We see all and hear all, in all your cult places.
You thought you were crafty; you thought that you knew us
But now, guess what? ALL YOUR BASE BELONG TO US

So take your best shot. All you got is a pop gun.
We'll TOM CRUISE MISSILE you like a Top Gun.
Our cannons are ready, up there in low orbit;
They'll make you pee-pee, so wear Depends to absorb it.

When you finally pull out of this hornet's nest,
You'll look down and know whose style is best.
All these entheta raps will help you remember,
And your welted-up member will sting till November.

Yeah.

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