Note: cake place messed up day #, that isn't accurate. At least it isn't Operation Battlegoads this time.Saturday was the fifth anniversary of the start of Shawn Lonsdale's CultWatch, and I'd like to think we lived up to that example with this month's double protests. And two cakes. 'Cause that's just how we roll.The lulz started on the 16th. Those of you who follow our planning threads may have noticed we were expecting reinforcements this month. We did not, however, expect to arrive at the protest and discover those reinforcements doubled our normal numbers for summer raids. Even our reinforcements had reinforcements (HAI CHICAGO).I'm duty-bound to report Darth Xander broke AnonSparrow's Clearwater protest record...again. We're not sure he's human. Sorry, Sparrow. You should come back to Clearwater to reclaim your title. Our shiny new Mini-Bucket of Acid provided some serious tunes, video was had, walnut jokes were made, and SOME PEOPLE HAVE NO TASTE IN PIZZA, SRSLY. Wins of the day include receiving police confirmation that we don't have to keep moving as long as we're sure not to block the sidewalk, lots of attention from some sort of a deafness awareness festival that we weren't aware beforehand was also going on that day (they had a man on stilts playing the bongos, whee), magic teleporting cops (no, rly), and the return of Douchey "I Own The Sidewalk" Man who assaulted an anon on video a few months ago. He tried that line on the police sergeant this month, and the sgt gave him his best "do I look I have patience for your bullshit?" face.The reinforcements have crazy amounts of stamina, raiding in coldweather gear for a summer protest. You people are insane. Next time you do that, we'll throw icecubes at you until you cool down.Special win of the day happened when our handlers from the LRon Birthday Event came up to try to mess with us and were successfully chased off by the police. That's what they get for getting in between anons and their caek. >:3And then there was the 17th. Our initial plan was to head to into Tampa for the Vulture Ministers tent the Yborg was setting up at their new location. Wins and Fails were had. Rent-a-cop came up and started bitching about masks being against the law (they aren't) and the sidewalk being part of Scientology property (it isn't) until we got him to admit to not actually being a Tampa Police Department officer. When he finally called them and got the TPD out there (AGAIN, TAMPA POLICE =/= CLEARWATER POLICE AND WE HAVE A SEPARATE ARRANGEMENT WITH THEM), three cop cars plus a sergeant's car arrived -- we're that scary, apparently -- and after consulting a lieutenant it was agreed that we could wear masks in the block completely surrounding Scientology property (and that the sidewalk wasn't their property). During this conversation the rent-a-cop lurked around photographing us and being generally creepy. The fail was that while the VM tent was set up (inside Scientology's courtyard), and it was manned by VMs including Judy Fagerman of "I've touch assisted and I can't get up!" fame, there was absolutely NO TRAFFIC, no tent victims, no one, and eventually we were so bored we decided to go back to Clearwater and hang out with those Scientologists because we like them more than the Tampa ones. LULZ WERE HAD. We dared approach the Sandcastle retreat. Last time this particular combination of anons was there, our OSA handler tried to run us down with his car (the following month's protest was Operation: Frogger). Some of you will be pleased or disappointed to know no one died today. The anons were prone to spontaneous group dance sessions, though. Lots of time was spent at the Coachman Building (one of their "religious services" places), the Fort Harrison (WE FEAR NOTHING), and the Clearwater Bank Building, which is sort of the "home base" for the local sea orgers while they're at work, as well as being their Private-Fleet-Of-Flag-Buses Dropoff Location. The last one in particular has thick metal doors with no windows or cameras on them, which we exploited thoroughly. We'd wait outside for a Scientologist to decide we must have left, then LOLOLOL when they poked their head out, saw us, and bolted back inside.VIDEOS! and more postgame will be added as they're uploaded and I remember them.Our next protest will be May 14th, 10:30AM at City Hall, and all you guys better be there. Or I'm sending the Clearwater homeless population after you to bring you to the protest. I haven't quite figured out the logistics of that, but I'll make it happen. EDIT: VIDEOS!