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Discussion in 'Projects' started by CraigslistCo$slayer, Oct 2, 2013.

  1. It was requested that there be a repository of Counter Ads for our Craigslist Co$ Slaying Campaign/Project ClearCraig. Post your own, or any that you have seen via pasted text or screenshots (although text is preferable so we get the entirety of the post). Posting pics to be used in counters are also a great idea.

    I'll start us off with a couple of screenshots.

    The grammar freak in me wants to correct the misspelling in the meme, but it's hilarious, so I'll let it fly.
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  2. Anonymous Member

    LOL! Those are inspirational! :D
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  3. Anonymous Member

    Those are great! Need some that we can copy/paste plox.
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  4. Anonymous Member

    Free classes from a cult will cost you a fortune!

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    There's a cult recruiting on Craigslist. Do you know how to spot them? Hint: they'll teach you to get rid of the souls of dead space aliens that are ruining your life but first they're going to cure your depression, anxiety, stress, or their going to provide a life coach. That's right, it's Scientology! And if you want to get recruited into a cult by all means answer an ad with any of the following numbers or addresses.

    (916) 962-2217
    (916) 519-5287
    (916) 319-5440

    Their of these addresses may be mentioned in their ads:
    3825 Mariconi Ave, Sacramento
    1007 6th St., Sacramento
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  5. Anonymous Member

    Miscavage's effective leadership skills class

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    Taking the lead from our cult leader, David Miscavage, we'll teach you how to lead people by intimidation, physical violence and imprisonment in the hole. Why do people respect and support some as leaders and shun or despise others? If you know the answer let us know. Right now, we operate on fear. It works pretty well to keep people in line.

    How can you learn effective leadership skills? Please let us know, our cult is imploding.

    Come take this easy and effective course on leadership skills and change your future. We have afternoon, evening, and weekend classes available. This class takes about 2 weeks of part time study. Please call Tony at 916-519-5287 for more information.

    3825 Marconi Ave.
    Sacramento, CA 95821
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  6. Anonymous Member

    Group to help with Stress and Worries = SCIENTOLOGY SCAM (westheimer/fondren)

    The ad called Group to help with Stress and Worries is one of hundreds of ads on CL by Scientology. The "church" currently is listing it's contact as a person named Corey, without any mention of Scientology. This is because they want to lure you in before you realize who they are: a money-grabbing, abusive, mafia-like cult.

    If you have stress and worries, the very worst place to turn to is Scientology. You will be made to feel guilty, alienated, paranoid, anxious, depressed. Don't let them take your money and your sanity and your friends and family away.

    They may promise free help, but immediately will pressure you intensely to buy courses to help fix you. These are very expensive courses (much more expensive than trained therapists charge), and they will continue to pressure you for more courses as long as you live, or until you are bankrupt. These courses serve to make you brainwashed, numb, controllable, and feeling trapped rather than help you be more functional. Don't fall for it.
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  7. Life Improvement Group = SCIENTOLOGY (Houston)

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    The only way Scientology improves your life is by ridding you of your money and eliminating the decision on what to spend it with... they want you to spend it all on SCIENTOLOGY!

    Did you know that this ad is ONE OF over 100 ads currently posted by Scientology on this board? These ads promise to resolve all of your problems, whether they be: depression, stress, anxiety, relationships, divorced, self esteem, fears, etc. . ...but they never identify who they are, or what their professional credentials are.

    What you need to know is this - these ads are posted by Scientology people who lack any professional credentials for counseling. They seem to be ashamed to admit who they are in their ads. Why hide who they are? Beware of them - all ads with these phone numbers: (713) 974-6299 and (916) 519-5287. Their address is:

    2727 Fondren Road
    Houston, TX 77063

    If the name Scientology sounds familiar, they've been receiving extensive press coverage for their illegal activities and shameful practices. Leah Remini, a celebrity actress, is one of many individuals who have chosen to leave Scientology and face their brutal disconnection policy. If you leave, everyone you know who's still in Scientology is told to NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN! This includes family members and friends. Mothers have been separated from their children, brothers and sisters forced to 'disconnect' from each other... countless families have been torn to pieces by Scientology.

    For more information about this "church", Please google "Scientology and Steve Hassan" or go to his vimeo website entitled freedomofmind ..... Steven A Hassan on Vimeo. Steve Hassan is a qualified credentialed counselor who has extensive experience in dealing with Scientology and other similar cults. Other good information about Scientology can be found by Googling 'Lisa McPherson', 'Tony Ortega', 'Jenna Miscavige Hill', and Lawrence Wright's book 'Going Clear'.

    Please search for number 713-974-6299 and 916-519-5287 on CL and Flag these ads as SPAM.
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  8. Anonymous Member

    Please post the SF ones that were in the Business Insider article--the dead aliens clinging to you made me laugh HARD
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  9. Here's the text:

    How to Rid Your Body of Invisible Dead Alien Spirits Course (san rafael)

    TO RID YOUR BODY of the hundreds of invisible dead alien spirits that are clinging to it, you need to take the initiative. Success requires personal motivation.

    So why are we covered in clingy dead alien spirits?
    And why are they always invisible?
    Why do we occasionally have bad things happen, which are actually the fault of these clingy, invisible, dead, alien spirits?

    The How to Rid Your Body of Invisible Dead Alien Spirits Course answers these questions.
    It shows you how to overcome these clingy nuisances so that you can accomplish something.
    It provides the know-how to make detection and exorcism of invisible dead alien spirits simpler and more desirable, so your motivation grows.

    In How to Rid Your Body of Invisible Dead Alien Spirits Course you will learn:

    How to locate said invisible dead alien spirits
    How to make their detection simpler with our help, so your wallet shrinks
    An exercise that will help you to become better at absorbing cultish jargon
    How to take a free stress test
    How this is really all Xenu's fault.

    Call Dana at (800) 801-39444 to learn more.

    We are a "non-profit" ;) group that offers personal indoctrination courses, seminars and unlicensed counseling.
    • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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  10. Reading room = SCIENTOLOGY

    Do you know that this ad is ONE OF over 100 ads currently posted by Scientology on this board? These ads promise to resolve all of your problems, whether they be: depression, stress, anxiety, relationships, divorced, self esteem, fears, etc. . ...but they never identify who they are, or what their professional credentials are.

    What you need to know is this - these ads are posted by Scientology people who lack any professional credentials for counseling. They seem to be ashamed to admit who they are in their ads. Why hide who they are? Beware of them - all ads with these phone numbers: (713) 974-6299. Their address is:

    2727 Fondren Road
    Houston, TX 77063

    If the name Scientology sounds familiar, they've been receiving extensive press coverage for their illegal activities and shameful practices. Leah Remini, a celebrity actress, is one of many individuals who have chosen to leave Scientology and face their brutal disconnection policy. If you leave, everyone you know who's still in Scientology is told to NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN!

    For more information about this "church", Please google "Scientology and Steve Hassan" or go to his vimeo website entitled freedomofmind, ..... Steven A Hassan on Vimeo. Steve Hassan is a qualified credentialed counselor who has extensive experience in dealing with Scientology and other similar cults. Other good information about Scientology can be found by Googling 'Lisa McPherson', 'Tony Ortega', 'Jenna Miscavige Hill', and Lawrence Wright's book 'Going Clear'.

    Please search for number 713-974-6299 and 916-519-5287 on CL and Flag these ads as SPAM.
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  11. Only have the screen grab of this one.


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  12. SELF CONFIDENCE - CULT OF SCIENTOLOGY (novato)

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    Do you want to lose thousands of dollars?

    Do you want to sign a billion year contract of service to an evil organization and work for pennies on the hour?

    Do you want to be disconnected from family members?

    If you do, feel free to respond to any of the ads with these titles:

    SELF CONFIDENCE
    SUCCESSFUL PARENTING
    FORMULAS FOR LIVING


    Or this phone number:
    415-459-0150

    If you DON'T, read this:

    These ads are posted by Scientology followers who are not credentialed or degreed in counseling of any kind. They will not solve your life's problems; they will instead prey on you, abuse you, and milk you for every cent you have to your name.

    If you'd like to learn more of the real truth of Scientology, google Tony Ortega, Lisa Mcpherson, Xenu.net or Mark Bunker. Read. Educate yourself so you can protect others from this cult.

    Then, please, after you have seen what a crock the Church of $cientology is and you are revved up and ready, flag all of the ads advertising their courses and classes and rest assured that you are helping keep innocent people from being exposed to this cult.
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  13. Increase Your Abilities- Get your Superpowerz with SCIENTOLOGY! (South Bay)

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    Do you want to lose thousands of dollars?

    Do you want to sign a billion year contract of service to an evil organization and work for pennies on the hour?

    Do you want to be forced to disconnect from family members?

    If you do, feel free to respond to any of the ads with these titles:

    Increase Your Abilities
    Communication Problems?
    Obtain Certainty on Who YOU Are as a Spiritual Being
    Your IQ, Personality and Aptitude Determine Your Future


    Or this phone number:
    Ilene at (408) 428 2424

    If you DON'T, read this:

    These ads are posted by Scientology followers who are not credentialed or degreed in counseling of any kind. They will not solve your life's problems; they will instead prey on you, abuse you, and milk you for every cent you have to your name.

    If you'd like to learn more of the real truth of Scientology, google Tony Ortega, Lisa Mcpherson, Xenu.net or Mark Bunker. Read. Educate yourself so you can protect others from this cult.

    Then, please, after you have seen what a crock the Church of $cientology is and you are revved up and ready, flag all of the ads advertising their courses and classes and rest assured that you are helping keep innocent people from being exposed to this CULT.
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  14. Can we Improve?- Get rid of your thetans and you can! SCIENTOLOGY (daly city)

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    Do you want to lose thousands of dollars to 'learn' that you are riddled with alien souls?

    Do you want to sign a billion year contract of service to an evil organization and work for pennies on the hour?

    Do you want to be forced to disconnect from family members?

    If you do, feel free to respond to any of the ads with these titles:

    Understanding the Mind
    Can we Improve?
    Understanding the Mind
    Anger/ All Emotional Issues
    Relationships/ Break ups/ Divorce
    Focus Your Ability
    Help others/ Help Yourself

    Or this phone number:
    415 571 7871

    If you DON'T, read this:

    These ads are posted by Scientology followers who are not credentialed or degreed in counseling of any kind. They will not solve your life's problems; they will instead prey on you, abuse you, and milk you for every cent you have to your name.

    If you'd like to learn more of the real truth of Scientology, google Tony Ortega, Lisa Mcpherson, Xenu.net or Mark Bunker. Read. Educate yourself so you can protect others from this cult.

    Then, please, after you have seen what a crock the Church of $cientology is and you are revved up and ready, flag all of the ads advertising their courses and classes and rest assured that you are helping keep innocent people from being exposed to this CULT.
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  15. Learn communication skills in our group -talk to ashtrays! SCIENTOLOGY (fremont / union city / newark)

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    Do you want to lose thousands of dollars?

    Do you want to sign a billion year contract of service to an evil organization and work for pennies on the hour?

    Do you want to be forced to disconnect from family members?

    Do you want to learn how to shout at ashtrays?

    If you do, feel free to respond to any of the ads with these titles:

    Learn communication skills in our group
    Self Esteem Group and Classes
    Group for spiritual people
    Group for Depression, Anxiety, and Stress


    Or this phone number:
    Ilene at (408) 428 2424

    If you DON'T, read this:
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  16. If you see a post here by "Dana" run for the hills!

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    Dana spam posts the groups, activity partners, and classes section of Craigslist. BEWARE she's a representative of an insidious cult that recruits through ads here. Don't respond to the multitude of ads with these numbers unless you'd like to be a member of a cult that exorcizes the long dead souls of space aliens. Seriously, the souls of dead space aliens.

    These are cult numbers: (415) 571-7871
    (510) 342-9121
    (408) 409-5398
    (408) 428-2824
    (510) 342-912
    (418) 724-8086
    (831) 426-2146
    (650) 868-6770
    (800) 801-3914
    (800) 801-3944 are attempting to recruit you into a cult.

    These are cult addresses:
    Their address in SF is: 701 Montgomery St. San Francisco, CA 94111
    Their address in Redwood City is: 234 Marshall St #5 Redwood City, CA 94063
    Their three addresses in San Jose are: 1083 South Winchester Blvd. San Jose,
    1865 Lundy Ave, San Jose
    650 Saratoga Ave, San Jose
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  18. Anonymous Member

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  19. Anonymous Member

  20. SCIENTOLOGY FISHING SPOT--DON'T TAKE THE BAIT!!!



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    *****WARNING!!!! The Cult of Scientology Wants YOU!!!!!!!*****

    The "church"; of Scientology has been trying to disseminate to the masses by flooding Craigslist with ads promising to resolve all of your problems, whether they be: depression, stress, anxiety, relationships, divorced, self esteem, fears, etc. . SNEAKY LITTLE BUGGERS, AREN'T THEY?!!

    What you need to know is this - these ads are posted by Scientology followers who lack any professional credentials for counseling. THEY PREY ON PEOPLE WHO ARE TRUSTINGLY SEARCHING FOR ANSWERS TO GENUINE PROBLEMS!!!

    Beware of them - any ads with these phone numbers:

    (800) 801-3944 (Dana)
    (405) 571-7871 (Barb)
    (408) 656-9275/(209) 207-4087 (Ken/Ilene)
    (510) 342-9121 (Dave)
    (408) 724-8086 (Martial)

    But you likely won't find their phone number or address in the ads. They talk about self-help, classes for time management, prosperity, and the like, but they could not be further from the truth.

    DO NOT FALL FOR IT. These posts are meant to lure you into indoctrination and brainwashing through the "church", which offers emotional and medical abuse instead of help. The church is known for destroying family bonds, causing members to go bankrupt, gross harassment and fear tactics.

    Though these posts are claiming "free" services, the organization will quickly try to rope you into courses which are expensive and lead to years and years of more expensive courses which do not deliver their promised results. BEWARE!!!

    If the name Scientology sounds familiar, they've been receiving extensive press coverage for their illegal activities and shameful practices. Leah Remini, a celebrity actress, is one of many individuals who have chosen to leave Scientology and face their brutal disconnection policy. If you leave, everyone you know who's still in Scientology is told to NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN! This includes family members and friends. Mothers have been separated from their children, brothers and sisters forced to 'disconnect' from each other... countless families have been torn to pieces by Scientology.

    For more information about this "church", Please google "Scientology and Steve Hassan"\ 'Lisa McPherson', 'Tony Ortega', 'Jenna Miscavige Hill', and Lawrence Wright's book 'Going Clear'.

    Please search for San Francisco/Bay Area listings in the community section with titles such as:

    Stressed, worried, angry, feeling insecure/depressed?
    Course About TIME
    PURIFICATION
    Financial Problems?
    LIFE Improvement Courses
    Reach Your Goals
    Self IMPROVEMENT
    Learn HOW to Study
    Save Your Marriage
    Couples/Divorce
    Understand Life
    Self Improvement Courses
    Course About Improving Personal or Business Finances
    Want to be Successful In Life?
    CHOOSE TRUSTWORTHY FRIENDS
    Studying/Reading improvement

    Flag these ads as SPAM.
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  21. Anonymous Member

    These are great. I might do one with the Squirrel Busters, just for fun.
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  22. Suiram Member

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  23. Anonymous Member

    Love it! So much awesome! Can you post the text version so I can copy paste that beauty?
  24. Suiram Member

    It's a mixture of a previous post, with some new stuff. The post above mine mentioned the Squirrel Busters, so I had to incorporate them.

    Here's the plaintext version:

    ...these are posts by SCIENTOLOGY. These ads promise to resolve all of your problems, whether they be: depression, stress, anxiety, relationships, divorced, self esteem, fears, etc. . ...but they never identify who they are, or what their professional credentials are.

    The above picture is of the Scientology harrassment group called 'Squirrel Busters'. They were sent to Corpus Christi, TX, to harrass Marty Rathbun (a former Church of Scientology executive) and his wife. Litigiation is currently underway in New Braunfels, Texas, Monique Rathbun vs Church of Scientology.

    If the name Scientology sounds familiar, they've been receiving extensive press coverage for their illegal activities and shameful practices. Leah Remini, a celebrity actress, is one of many individuals who have chosen to leave Scientology and face their brutal disconnection policy. If you leave, everyone you know who's still in Scientology is told to NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN! This includes family members and friends. Mothers have been separated from their children, brothers and sisters forced to 'disconnect' from each other... countless families have been torn to pieces by Scientology.

    Even this recent action on Craigslist has achieved media attention. Craigslist has refused to officially respond to why Scientology ads are being allowed to stay, while counter-ads like this one are removed at an alarming rate.

    For more information about this "church", Please google "Scientology and Steve Hassan" or go to his vimeo website entitled freedomofmind ..... Steven A Hassan on Vimeo. Steve Hassan is a qualified credentialed counselor who has extensive experience in dealing with Scientology and other similar cults. Other good information about Scientology can be found by Googling 'Lisa McPherson', 'Tony Ortega', 'Jenna Miscavige Hill', and Lawrence Wright's book 'Going Clear'.

    If you want to help join the cause, look for ads in the following cities that are masked by Scientology:

    Houston:
    Phone: 713 974 6299
    Address: 2727 Fondren Road, Houston, TX 77063
    Point of Contact: Corey

    Austin:
    Phone: 512 474 6631, 512 626 0588, (sometimes misspelled as 512 6260588)
    Address: 2200 Guadalupe St, Austin, TX 78705

    San Antonio:
    Phone: 210 818 2868
    Address: 244 W Olmos Dr, San Antonio, TX 78212
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  25. Self Esteem Group and Classes- SCIENTOLOGY teaches you how to lose it! (fremont / union city / newark)

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    Do you want to lose thousands of dollars and lose your self-esteem at the same time?

    Do you want to sign a billion year contract of service to an evil organization and work for pennies on the hour?

    Do you want to be forced to disconnect from family members?

    If you do, feel free to respond to any of the ads with these titles:

    Learn communication skills in our group
    Self Esteem Group and Classes
    Group for spiritual people
    Group for Depression, Anxiety, and Stress


    Or this phone number:
    Ilene at (408) 428 2424

    If you DON'T, read this:

    These ads are posted by Scientology followers who are not credentialed or degreed in counseling of any kind. They will not solve your life's problems; they will instead prey on you, abuse you, and milk you for every cent you have to your name.

    If you'd like to learn more of the real truth of Scientology, google Tony Ortega, Lisa Mcpherson, Xenu.net or Mark Bunker. Read. Educate yourself so you can protect others from this cult.

    Then, please, after you have seen what a crock the Church of $cientology is and you are revved up and ready, flag all of the ads advertising their courses and classes and rest assured that you are helping keep innocent people from being exposed to this CULT.
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  26. I just posted this beauty in Philly. https://philadelphia.craigslist.org/grp/4107692592.html
    Feel Like Your Past Affects Your Future?= Scientology (Philadephia - Center City)

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    Are there things in your past that you just can't get over?

    Are bad things that happened to you affecting the way you live your life?

    Come to our group. We'll help wipe it all away with our proven methods of brainwashing! We have classes, workshops and totally unaccredited counseling starting up all the time. We can help you let go of your past and move on with your life, by signing you up for a billion year contract of service to our Cult, by giving us every last cent you have so we can go buy new buildings that sit empty. The results are real, but it's all up to you to check it out for yourself.

    Call Chris at (609) 504-1049 for more information.

    Or visit us at 1315 Race St.

    Or, if you have sense and don't want to become a part of our CULT, flag any ads with the above number or the titles listed below.

    **Trying to recover emotionally from a divorce?**
    ++++Seekers of Wisdom++++
    Group for spiritual people
    Curious About Yourself?
    Free consultation for your relationship issues
    Feel Like Your Past Affects Your Future?
    Help for Anxiety
    We'll help cheer you up
    Traumatic Experiences Support
    Divorced Person
    Divorced and Depressed
    Bored? Join our group

    Thanks for your interest... and remember, keep Scientology twerking!
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  27. Anonymous Member

    Just started with Cleveland counter ads (power went out) http://cleveland.craigslist.org/cls/4107837333.html

    Tired of Doing Dishes? We Can Help!
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    Are you sick of doing dishes? Day in, day out, no matter what dishes have to be done! We can help you absolve the tiredness of doing dishes by ensuring you never do dishes again!

    Join the SEA ORG part of the Church of Scientology by answering any ad here claiming to help you with anxiety, depression, teenagers, relationships, etc as those 'classes' are just a way to brainwash you into joining their 'church' and becoming a sea org member!!

    You'll never have to do dishes again!!! And if you run afoul of one of their many many confusing and contradictory to normality rules, you'll be put in their church's private prison called the RPF where you get to eat leftover scraps with your hands out of buckets! Sounds great doesn't it?? By that point you'll be so brainwashed you'll think you DESERVE to be there!!

    If you see any ads with (440)-449-0294 or (440)-567-7287 they are ads by the Church of $cientology! They won't give their name in ads because they know the negativity that brings!!

    These ads are posted by Scientology followers who are not credentialed or degreed in counseling of any kind. They will not solve your life's problems; they will instead prey on you, abuse you, and milk you for every cent you have to your name.

    If you'd like to learn more of the real truth of Scientology, google Tony Ortega, Lisa McPherson, Xenu, Mark Rathbun, Mike Binder, Jenna Miscavige Hill. Read. Educate yourself so you can protect others from this cult.

    Then, please, after you have seen what a crock the Church of $cientology is and you are revved up and ready, flag all of the ads advertising their courses and classes and rest assured that you are helping keep innocent people from being exposed to this cult.

    Please do NOT call the #s given in the ads to harass the person who answers!! They are involved deeply in the organization and whereas they might have doubts and thoughts of 'escaping', you'll find from your research how difficult that is for them to do. No true 'church' would prohibit individuals from leaving. Please show those people courteous and compassion. If you feel compelled to call, tell them the family they had to disconnect from still loves them and they can call 1-866-EXSEAORG for help escaping.
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  28. Anonymous Member

    http://cleveland.craigslist.org/lbg/4107861741.html

    Earn BIG money! Up to 50 cents an hour!!

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    YOU deserve the best in life!

    You OWE IT to yourself to HAVE the best!!

    Answer any ad here on Craigslist such as "Do you have depression? We can help!" "Unruly Kids? We can Help!" And you'll get an introduction to $cientology! Of course they won't tell you that when you call the # in the ad!

    Any ads with (440)-499-0294 or (440)-567-7287 in them are by the 'church of $cientology. They want to get you to join their 'Sea Org' where YOU could work 100+ hours a week and they'll pay you $50! That works out to .50 an hour!! But you're saving the planet! So it works out right?

    Other generous benefits of Sea Org via the 'church of $cientology:

    Your lifetime allotment of clothing is 2 shirts, 2 pair of pants and one pair of shoes.
    They'll feed you--but not too much and if you break rules, then you go to their private jail and eat scraps out of a bucket.
    FREE HOUSING! You get to share a room with 6 to 7 other people and a bathroom with 15-17 other people.
    ZERO PRIVACY! No cell phones, have to request permission to use a phone--and then they listen in, and if your relatives don't like the church, they'll make you 'disconnect' from them.
    NO HEALTHCARE!

    AND YOU GET UP TO FIFTY CENTS AN HOUR! How great is that??

    If you'd like to learn more of the real truth of Scientology, google Tony Ortega, Lisa McPherson, Xenu, Mark Rathbun, Mike Binder, Jenna Miscavige Hill. Read. Educate yourself so you can protect others from this cult.

    Then, please, after you have seen what a crock the Church of $cientology is and you are revved up and ready, flag all of the ads advertising their courses and classes and rest assured that you are helping keep innocent people from being exposed to this cult.

    Please do NOT call the #s given in the ads to harass the person who answers!! They are involved deeply in the organization and whereas they might have doubts and thoughts of 'escaping', you'll find from your research how difficult that is for them to do. No true 'church' would prohibit individuals from leaving. Please show those people courteous and compassion. If you feel compelled to call, tell them the family they had to disconnect from still loves them and they can call 1-866-EXSEAORG for help escaping.
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  29. Anonymous Member

    http://cleveland.craigslist.org/cls/4107876846.html
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    Want to be valued & treated with respect? We can help!

    Do you feel like you aren't valued in your life? Like people don't respect you? We can help!!!

    Answer any ad with the #s (440)-499-0294 or (440)-567-7287 in the classes section and they will treat with you with value and respect as long as you have money. The more money you have, the more value and respect you'll be given!!

    Those #s are for the 'church of $cientology' who want to mislead people into attending a class that they have zero qualifications in teaching and they will introduce you into their cult and try to get money from you, more and more money. Their 'religion' requires you to pay more and more to unlock the 'secrets' of their religion. Imagine that the Bible required a deposit of so many dollars (usually around $400,000 in $cientology) before you could read the Crucifixion story in it. THAT'S what $cientology is like.

    And the 'church' is much worse with the demands and commands they place on their members. If you value and respect yourself, STAY CLEAR!!!! They have made people take second mortgages on their homes, taken inheritances, they don't care about YOU, only your wallet.

    If you'd like to learn more of the real truth of Scientology, google Tony Ortega, Lisa McPherson, Xenu, Mark Rathbun, Mike Binder, Jenna Miscavige Hill. Read. Educate yourself so you can protect others from this cult.

    Then, please, after you have seen what a crock the Church of $cientology is and you are revved up and ready, flag all of the ads advertising their courses and classes and rest assured that you are helping keep innocent people from being exposed to this cult.

    Please do NOT call the #s given in the ads to harass the person who answers!! They are involved deeply in the organization and whereas they might have doubts and thoughts of 'escaping', you'll find from your research how difficult that is for them to do. No true 'church' would prohibit individuals from leaving. Please show those people courteous and compassion. If you feel compelled to call, tell them the family they had to disconnect from still loves them and they can call 1-866-EXSEAORG for help escaping.
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  30. Anonymous Member

    http://cleveland.craigslist.org/cls/4107896988.html
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    Interested in Learning about S&M? We can help! (No sex!)

    You've read 50 Shades and are curious right? Perhaps just are curious? We can help!!!

    We can place you into the ULTIMATE S&M situation with NO SEX AT ALL!

    Call any ad with (440)-499-0294 or (440)-567-7287---their ads always are "Suffering from Depression/Anxiety? We Can help!" "What is Life? We have answers!". They are the 'church of $cientology' but they won't tell you that.

    GO to their class, GIVE them your money, JOIN the SEA ORG! You will be treated like the submissive you have always fantasied about!! And they'll PAY YOU!! You work 100+ hours a week and get $50 (.50/hr), free housing (a room with 6-7 others and a shared bathroom with 15-17 others), free food--and if you're REALLY bad you get sent to their private prison where you eat scraps with your hands out of a bucket, and if the leader of the church is around you might get physically abused!

    They will brainwash you so much you will accept it all! But you WANT to be treated that way already, right? So not much brainwashing is needed, right? So throw away your freedom, your home, your possessions and get into the Sea Org TODAY and become the ULTIMATE submissive! And NO SEX!!! Sex as a Sea Org member is a big no no!!! So is masturbation!!! They will question you, more like interrogate and if you like, they know and they'll punish you!!!

    If you'd like to learn more of the real truth of Scientology, google Tony Ortega, Lisa McPherson, Xenu, Mark Rathbun, Mike Binder, Jenna Miscavige Hill. Read. Educate yourself so you can protect others from this cult.

    Then, please, after you have seen what a crock the Church of $cientology is and you are revved up and ready, flag all of the ads advertising their courses and classes and rest assured that you are helping keep innocent people from being exposed to this cult.

    Please do NOT call the #s given in the ads to harass the person who answers!! They are involved deeply in the organization and whereas they might have doubts and thoughts of 'escaping', you'll find from your research how difficult that is for them to do. No true 'church' would prohibit individuals from leaving. Please show those people courteous and compassion. If you feel compelled to call, tell them the family they had to disconnect from still loves them and they can call 1-866-EXSEAORG for help escaping.
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  31. Grammar Freak makes an appearance... could you correct 'courteous' to 'courtesy' in that next to last sentence? Forgive, please. I'm a little OCD. LOL
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  32. Anonymous Member

    http://cleveland.craigslist.org/cls/4107958155.html
    Been Called a Bully? We Can Help You Fulfill Your Potential!

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    Have people said you are a bully? Have they said you are cruel, mean, sadistic and uncaring towards others? Do feel that you are better than others? That you have the right to treat others badly?

    We can help! We want YOU to join us at the Church of $cientology so you can fulfill your potential!

    Being a bully is something we look for in leaders. It takes a strong (physically and mentally) and driven BULLY to get ahead in the church of $cientology and we are looking for more leaders!!

    We'll give you the opportunity of brainwashing people who come to us when they are: depressed, anxious, sad, looking for answers in life, etc. You can treat them as cruelly as you like, as they will be brainwashed to EXPECT and ACCEPT your abuse. How great is that? And you get PAID for that!! Up to 50 cents an hour for a 100+ hour work week!!

    But with your drive and determination you can reach the upper branches of the church where the REAL nasty bullying is done!! You could be chosen to work with private investigators to follow and harass fellow church members who have the audacity to LEAVE! (How DARE they!) And if they speak out against the church? Well our church doctrine declares we can do whatever we want and the 'wog' (meaning non $cientologist) world rules don't apply to us!

    Being a bully is GREAT! And profitable for your pocket and psyche! Come join us today!! Answer any ad on Craigslist with the #s (440)-499-0294 or (440)-567-7287 and they'll get you started on your way to being a brainwashed bully!

    If you'd like to learn more of the real truth of Scientology, google Tony Ortega, Lisa McPherson, Xenu, Mark Rathbun, Mike Binder, Jenna Miscavige Hill. Read. Educate yourself so you can protect others from this cult.

    Then, please, after you have seen what a crock the Church of $cientology is and you are revved up and ready, flag all of the ads advertising their courses and classes and rest assured that you are helping keep innocent people from being exposed to this cult.

    Please do NOT call the #s given in the ads to harass the person who answers!! They are involved deeply in the organization and whereas they might have doubts and thoughts of 'escaping', you'll find from your research how difficult that is for them to do. No true 'church' would prohibit individuals from leaving. Please show those people courteous and compassion. If you feel compelled to call, tell them the family they had to disconnect from still loves them and they can call 1-866-EXSEAORG for help escaping.
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  33. Anonymous Member

    oops....i'm just copying/pasting from an old ad....I will do so and I will go edit all my current ads! Thank you!!! :)
  34. Anonymous Member

    http://cleveland.craigslist.org/mat/4107982699.html
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    Bridge To Nowhere for Sale - $400000

    Answer any ad on Craigslist with the #s (440)-499-0294 or (440)-567-7287 and you'll find their ads for help with depression, anxiety, unruly kids, etc are just a front for the church of $cientology.

    To advance within the 'church', they call it "going up the bridge" and to get to the final 'truth' (that Xenu implanted alien souls on everyone to cause all our problems) will cost you $400,000+!!! Can you imagine if the Holy Bible made you pay to learn about the Crucifixion?

    If you want to lose all your money, your time, perhaps even your life---some members have died horrible deaths, google Lisa McPherson, then answer one of those ads and be on your way, UP THE BRIDGE---to nowhere!

    If you'd like to learn more of the real truth of Scientology, google Tony Ortega, Lisa McPherson, Xenu, Mark Rathbun, Mike Binder, Jenna Miscavige Hill. Read. Educate yourself so you can protect others from this cult.

    Then, please, after you have seen what a crock the Church of $cientology is and you are revved up and ready, flag all of the ads advertising their courses and classes and rest assured that you are helping keep innocent people from being exposed to this cult.

    Please do NOT call the #s given in the ads to harass the person who answers!! They are involved deeply in the organization and whereas they might have doubts and thoughts of 'escaping', you'll find from your research how difficult that is for them to do. No true 'church' would prohibit individuals from leaving. Please show those people courtesy and compassion. If you feel compelled to call, tell them the family they had to disconnect from still loves them and they can call 1-866-EXSEAORG for help escaping.
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  35. Anonymous Member

    http://cleveland.craigslist.org/pol/4107993544.html

    Tired of Politics? We can help!

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    Tired of politics? The government? Worried about the shut down? Worried about what will happen next? We can help!!!

    Answer any ad on craigslist with the #s (440)-499-0294 or (440)-567-7287 and you'll find they are the church of $cientology (though they don't say that in their ads!). They claim they'll help you with anxiety, depression, unruly kids, etc. But it's just a way to get you into their 'class' so they can begin the brainwashing to get you to join their 'church'.

    If you are sick of politics, JOIN!!! You will be so brainwashed and kept away from tvs, papers, etc you won't even know who the president is! You'll work 100+ hours a week for $50 and will be watched like a hawk the whole time. ZERO privacy, no cell phones, they'll read your mail and if someone writes something they don't like, you won't get the letter.

    The ULTIMATE 'government'!! Let go, let $cientology into your heart! They'll take over every aspect of your life and you'll no longer care about the government!!!

    If you'd like to learn more of the real truth of Scientology, google Tony Ortega, Lisa McPherson, Xenu, Mark Rathbun, Mike Binder, Jenna Miscavige Hill. Read. Educate yourself so you can protect others from this cult.

    Then, please, after you have seen what a crock the Church of $cientology is and you are revved up and ready, flag all of the ads advertising their courses and classes and rest assured that you are helping keep innocent people from being exposed to this cult.

    Please do NOT call the #s given in the ads to harass the person who answers!! They are involved deeply in the organization and whereas they might have doubts and thoughts of 'escaping', you'll find from your research how difficult that is for them to do. No true 'church' would prohibit individuals from leaving. Please show those people courtesy and compassion. If you feel compelled to call, tell them the family they had to disconnect from still loves them and they can call 1-866-EXSEAORG for help escaping.
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  36. Anonymous Member

    Okay, I got a late start today and I'm getting tired so I'm closing up CL shop for the evening. I still have more counter ads to post but i'll do 'em tomorrow! :)

    http://cleveland.craigslist.org/cls/4108006549.html
    Do you like to play games? So do we!!

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    Do you enjoy playing games? So do we!!

    Answer any ad on Craigslist with the #s (440)-499-0294 or (440)-567-7287 and you'll find that their ads claiming to be able to help you with anxiety, depression, unruly kids, etc are just a front for the 'church' of $cientology.

    $cientology really loves to play games! One of their favorites is musical chairs!! Their leader of the 'church' one time had about 70 executives of the church in an area called 'The Hole' and he made them play musical chairs with the threat that they would be sent all over the world. Mind you they'd already been sleep deprived, interrogated, fed slop, one shower a week with a garden hose and then in true ecclesiastical fashion, the leader let them play a game! What a great church!!! It went on for HOURS to Queen's Greatest Hits. "Is this real life?"

    The church likes to play other games too! Such as following and harassing former members. Oh it's such fun!! This is a church that knows games!!!

    If you'd like to learn more of the real truth of Scientology, google Tony Ortega, Lisa McPherson, Xenu, Mark Rathbun, Mike Binder, Jenna Miscavige Hill. Read. Educate yourself so you can protect others from this cult.

    Then, please, after you have seen what a crock the Church of $cientology is and you are revved up and ready, flag all of the ads advertising their courses and classes and rest assured that you are helping keep innocent people from being exposed to this cult.

    Please do NOT call the #s given in the ads to harass the person who answers!! They are involved deeply in the organization and whereas they might have doubts and thoughts of 'escaping', you'll find from your research how difficult that is for them to do. No true 'church' would prohibit individuals from leaving. Please show those people courtesy and compassion. If you feel compelled to call, tell them the family they had to disconnect from still loves them and they can call 1-866-EXSEAORG for help escaping.
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  37. rickybobby Member

    Putting this one here for safekeeping (thanks iBetty):

    Helpline:
    1-866-XSEAORG - The call is completely free and can be made from any public telephone
    If you're a Scientologist reading this and you are having doubts about your religion, whether it be the doctrine, the incessant, relentless regging, or the leadership, but are afraid to leave because it's all you've known, or you're afraid of what to expect on the 'outside', please give the number on Glibby's sign (below) a call; it's totally free. You can speak anonymously and in strict confidence to somebody who can help you, and will receive non-judgmental moral support, as well as real advice for setting up your new life and getting back on your feet.
    I promise you, the outside world isn't the enemy. As in all walks of life, some people are idiots, but most people are kind, hard working, honest, loving individuals, just living their lives. Many, many people have already left Scientology and are living happy, fulfilling, peaceful lives filled with family and friends - old and new - who love them. They, too, felt your fears as they began their break away from the church. Some took a leap of faith and discovered that the landing was soft, welcoming and forgiving. Some needed to take baby steps. But they all moved in one direction: towards the door.
    For them, every day is now an adventure and they are the architects of their own lives.
    You may be feeling:
    Sadness and loss over saying "goodbye" to those ideals in the group you thought you could admire, the fellow members you thought were your true friends, or the time and money spent following something which turned out to be false…
    Fear, that this may have been your last hope for happiness, success, enlightenment, or your eternity; that you are no longer protected by the powers of your leader and are vulnerable to evil; that you will make bad decisions for yourself without the group’s guidance, or that you will be punished for leaving...
    Loneliness, at the thought of leaving intensive relationships, and now needing to reconnect with family and friends who live in a manner that your religion criticized...
    Confusion, about what to believe, and how to make good decisions for yourself and your future…
    Guilt, possibly associated with having broken ties to loved ones, or for having recruited others into Scientology…
    Shame, when realizing you were involved in an organisation that maybe made you behave in a way that you're not proud of...
    If Auditing and Training are still important to you they are both available outside the church, but without any of the hoops attached which you are currently expected to jump through...it is cheaper, and there will be no sec checking.
    It might help you to hear stories from others who were in your exact same situation. There is a great website called The Big List That Left Scientology. Here is the link: https://sites.google.com/site/... Click on the alphabetical letters across the top to find people you may have known, and to read some inspirational stories.
    Last, but by no means least, the Freeloader Debt is NOT legally enforceable - that means they can't make you pay it.
    Call those numbers. It might just be the first step to the rest of your life.
    And call your family. Please. They never stopped loving you and hoping that one day you would come back to them. Thanksgiving and Christmas holidays are near. Give them a call, send them your love. No guilt, no shame.
    We wish you so much luck and love.
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  38. rickybobby Member

    Requested sticky.
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  39. Anonymous Member

    My above bridge to nowhere ad got removed for violating CL's TOU! Boooo CO$!!! :( Wonder what other ads of mine they'll get removed. Better make a back up CL account.
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