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CONFIDENTIAL: The State of Clear

Discussion in 'Leaks & Legal' started by Arsolycus, Feb 1, 2009.

  1. Arsolycus Member

  2. themadhair Member

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    I think I know a few people I want to send this to.
  3. AnonLover Member

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    page 11 - LRH's evil nature once again shines forth in full force...

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    "A Thetan Betrayed"

    Sounds like a good title for a corny concept album.
  5. webkilla Member

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    so... heaven is where we got brainwashed? ofc...
  6. anon91-19 Member

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    "I have never said I didn't disbelieve in a Big Thetan"

    Holy triple negative batman.

    So LRH is saying the he never said that he does not NOT believe in a god.
  7. anoninoob Member

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    OMG!!! The SecCheck questions are a RIOT!!!

  8. Zhopa Member

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    Muahahaha awesome...
    It doesnt get more crazy I think.
  9. SickLab Member

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    Have you given robots a bad name? Really?
  10. firebug Member

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    I sometimes call my Real Doll bitch
    Does that count
  11. Zhopa Member

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    Some of the best questions:


    2. Are you a pervert?
    7. Are you or have you ever been a Communist?
    13.Do you privately think we are a fraud or a racket?


    12.Do you feel Scientology is a fraud or racket?
    13.Do you complain about how overworked and underpaid you
    are?


    1. HAVE YOU EVER ENSLAVED A POPULATION?
    2. HAVE YOU EVER IMPLANTED ANYONE?
    3. HAVE YOU EVER SACKED A CITY?
    4. HAVE YOU EVER SUNK OR OTHERWISE DESTROYED A
    NONCOMBATANT VESSEL?
    6. HAVE YOU EVER ORDERED OR YOURSELF
    COMMITTED GENOCIDE?
    7. HAVE YOU EVER ANNIHILATED A POPULATION?
    12.HAVE YOU EVER RAPED A CHILD OF EITHER SEX?
    18.HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN A BODY FROM ANOTHER
    BEING?
    19.HAVE YOU EVER DESTROYED AN ECONOMY?
    50.HAVE YOU EVER DEBASED A NATION'S CURRENCY?
    69.HAVE YOU EVER KILLED THE WRONG PERSON?
    79.DID YOU COME TO EARTH FOR EVIL PURPOSES?
    87.HAVE YOU EVER MADE A PLANET OR NATION
    RADIOACTIVE?
    88.HAVE YOU EVER WRECKED A CLIMATE?
    89.HAVE YOU EVER SYSTEMATICALLY SET UP
    MYSTERIES?
    90.HAVE YOU EVER MADE NOTHING OF YOURSELF?
    101.HAVE YOU EVER CAUSED A PLANET TO DISAPPEAR?
    122.HAVE YOU EVER TORN OUT SOMEONE'S TONGUE?
    148.HAVE YOU EVER STARTED A WAR?
    158.HAVE YOU EVER SMOTHERED A BABY?
    163.HAVE YOU EVER WIPED OUT A FAMILY?
    165.HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH AN
    ANIMAL OR BIRD?
    228.HAVE YOU EVER BEEN A PSYCHIATRIST?
  12. indeedindeed Member

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    Hubbard was a great entertainer! Also, crazy.
  13. Akujiki Member

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    In the process of making new flyers with this batshit win on it.
  14. the_cloak Member

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    I did #309 once, it was pretty cool.
  15. SickLab Member

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    rule 34 on this.
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    And I thought the US Visa waiver questions ("are you entering the US to commit an act of terrorism? are you entering...to commit genocide?") were silly...
  17. eddieVroom Member

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    There's nothing new leaked here that I can pick out, but it's a good collection for anyone wanting to ramp up on what Co$ teaches. The instructions on Dead-Agenting, the Sec-Check lists and the Gorilla Goals are classic LRH.
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    That was you???

    It took me 27 trillion years to get out of that thing. :mad:
  19. crockhat Member

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    I wonder what they do if they get a read on something like "have you destroyed a planet"? Say "Stay there five minutes, Lord Vader, while I fetch a OTXXV auditor to fix your crime"?
  20. re: CONFIDENTIAL: The State of Clear

    Ohi, CNN.
  21. JFawkeson Member

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    And an LJ quiz is born.
  22. anoninoob Member

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    No... FOX NEWS.
  23. Vir Member

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    AWWW, HELL NO!


    What's funny/sad is that Scientology itself and LRH would fail some of these questions.
  24. captainslug Member

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    I once named a Roomba "Gerald". I'm doomed.
  25. LarryBren Member

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    No, unless you count that lifetime that I worked on the Deathstar. And anyway my drinking buddy Darth is the one who ordered it, not me.


    [/QUOTE] 165.HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH A BIRD?
    [/QUOTE]

    No, unless of course you include flightless birds. And anyway I was totally drunk and thought that penguin was a stripper in a nun's costume the way she was shaking it. And besides what honest red blooded guy on here can honestly say he has not been intimate with a penguin at least once in his life?
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    742455304_9f48cec6e5.jpg?v=0.jpg

    I have the one with the shower cap, but I can honestly say it never turned me on.
  27. mefree Member

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    Yes. I go around zapping people and making planets disappear all the time.

    lol
  28. imariscent Member

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    1. HAVE YOU EVER ENSLAVED A POPULATION? Yeah they live in a flat glass house with dirt
    2. HAVE YOU EVER IMPLANTED ANYONE? I haven't implanted anyone, but I have been implanted several time. Morticay, jimmy, jamal, lupe get out of that there hole.
    3. HAVE YOU EVER SACKED A CITY? No, but you guys are planning to
    4. HAVE YOU EVER SUNK OR OTHERWISE DESTROYED A
    NONCOMBATANT VESSEL? Does the Titanic count?
    6. HAVE YOU EVER ORDERED OR YOURSELF
    COMMITTED GENOCIDE?Oh, No, the Government does that everyday
    7. HAVE YOU EVER ANNIHILATED A POPULATION? If, I tell you, I might have to kill you
    12.HAVE YOU EVER RAPED A CHILD OF EITHER SEX? No, but your members do
    18.HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN A BODY FROM ANOTHER
    BEING? yes, but they keep kicking me out
    19.HAVE YOU EVER DESTROYED AN ECONOMY? Yes, I have the states money in a swiss account
    50.HAVE YOU EVER DEBASED A NATION'S CURRENCY? Ok, we will talk more about this later
    69.HAVE YOU EVER KILLED THE WRONG PERSON? Many Many times, I can't seem to get it right
    79.DID YOU COME TO EARTH FOR EVIL PURPOSES? Evil is as evil does
    87.HAVE YOU EVER MADE A PLANET OR NATION? NO, but I have made a human child
    RADIOACTIVE? Yeah, with the farts I throw everyday
    88.HAVE YOU EVER WRECKED A CLIMATE? yes again, with my farts and burps
    89.HAVE YOU EVER SYSTEMATICALLY SET UP MYSTERIES? I am conjuring up one right now. It will be out in stores around April.
    90.HAVE YOU EVER MADE NOTHING OF YOURSELF? Yes, I can disappears like the Invisible woman
    101.HAVE YOU EVER CAUSED A PLANET TO DISAPPEAR? Yes, have you heard of planet PMS
    122.HAVE YOU EVER TORN OUT SOMEONE'S TONGUE? Don't mess with me
    148.HAVE YOU EVER STARTED A WAR? Yeah, then I would to see who wins, so then I can keep the drugs for myself to profit off it.
    158.HAVE YOU EVER SMOTHERED A BABY? I didn't mean to do it, eh, I mean no.
    163.HAVE YOU EVER WIPED OUT A FAMILY? Yeah, you got to do, what you got to do
    165.HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH AN ANIMAL OR BIRD? Horses are way better
    228.HAVE YOU EVER BEEN A PSYCHIATRIST? And what do you think about that question
  29. A.Non Hubbard Member

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    The GPM stuff is rather interesting, I'm going to add them to the wiki shortly.

    When I saw the thread title I was expecting the SUPER MEGA ULTRA SECRET secret when it comes to being Clear that was revealed in the 2 OCT 1980 reissue of the 24 SEP 1978 HCOB. Putting on a journalist hat, and using the fair use exemption to allow reporting on newsworthy events, I hereby quote from the controversial OT documents that were posted on wikileaks (page 64):

    tl;dr: telling a preclear how to reach clear prevents them reaching clear, lawl.

    But that's confidential information so don't go around shouting it, mmkay?
  30. WTF Member

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    Why did the chicken run across the road?



    To get away from teh pervert.
  31. A.Non Hubbard Member

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    I thought it was "because he was attached to the pervert"
  32. WTF Member

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    Once I had a mischievious inkling but did not act upon it...

    I thought it would be lulzy to announce publicly at a "win" announcement at AO or Flag:

    "After my [place name of service here] I feel much more able and have no compulsion to have sex with animals..."

    (notice there was no statement that it was present in the first place)
  33. WTF Member

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    Did that get squirreled straight from HCOB --> Current?
  35. eddieVroom Member

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    165.HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH AN ANIMAL (OR BIRD)?

    Does Kirstie Alley count?...
  36. Budd Member

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    Is there a list of all the Sec Check questions online? The ones listed here are SO bat-crazy, it would be interesting to read them all. WHERE did LRH come up with these ideas anyway?
  37. Pacifist Member

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    172.HAVE YOU EVER BEEN BRUTAL TO ANIMALS?

    R.I.P. Mudkips
  38. WTF Member

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    wikileaks...look for tech volumes
  39. WTF Member

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    The definition of "Clear" has been screwed with since the early 50s.

    After the HCOB in teh leak pack, "verification" of clear was done via a "DCSI" or Dianetic Clear Special Intensive wherein the person was interviewed and a determination made.

    Later (I think mid 80s) the "Clear Certainty Rundown" was released and I think is still the used standard. (Though it may have been modified over time since release.) Not sure if it was actual "LRH" or not, he [STRIKE]went type III and died[/STRIKE] left his body behind to do further research in '86.
  40. King Nerd Member

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    Lol, scientology.

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