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Critics harassed at Organic Liaison's Grand Opening, Los Angeles, March 9, 2011

Discussion in 'Kirstie Alley' started by Smurf, Mar 9, 2011.

  1. subgenius Member

    Meh.

    Reminds me of two jokes:
    I told my doctor I always wanted a 12 inch Dick, and he said "That's Okay we can take off as much as you want."

    True story: Milton Berle's son was asked about his father's legendary member, and the eternal question of how long it really was.

    He said that no one (with the exception of his sexual partners) knew.

    He said that his father would always win a bet over who had the longest, but that he would only show enough to win the bet.
  2. Optimisticate Member

    Jeremy doesn't need to worry about getting past fat rolls or even having to use a dusting of flour to find the wet spot. His missile has a homing device or something. It'll find anything that The Kirstie has stashed away.
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  3. Anonymous Member

    Iz dat sum 12 foot silver erection blocking those Volvo's?
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  4. Anonymous Member

    Best run 'n check yer still... it's berlin over bout naow

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