Meh. Reminds me of two jokes: I told my doctor I always wanted a 12 inch Dick, and he said "That's Okay we can take off as much as you want." True story: Milton Berle's son was asked about his father's legendary member, and the eternal question of how long it really was. He said that no one (with the exception of his sexual partners) knew. He said that his father would always win a bet over who had the longest, but that he would only show enough to win the bet.