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Dallas Center Heals 13 Year Old Coma Patient! WTF!

Discussion in 'Media' started by ancientone, Jun 22, 2008.

  1. ancientone Member

    Dallas Center Heals 13 Year Old Coma Patient! WTF!

    This article is posted right on the Church of Scientology of Dallas Main page on the net.

    It reads as follows:

    When Scientologist Lorraine Baritz of Boston was called to the hospital by friends whose 13-year-old son was in a coma and on life-support four days after a severe motorcycle accident, she knew exactly what she had to do to help.

    The doctors had done all they could and the boy’s anxious parents could only wait, wondering if he would ever wake up.

    But Lorraine, a Scientology Volunteer Minister, knew the boy needed not just medical help, but spiritual aid—and she went into action. At 10 p.m. she administered the first of several Scientology procedures called simply “assists.” By midnight, the boy was resting more easily. By morning, he opened his eyes, awakening from his coma and began to breathe without life support. Two days later, he left intensive care.

    News of the recovery traveled through the hospital, reaching others standing vigil by their own children. A couple with an infant son in a coma asked for help. Again Lorraine answered the call.

    The outcome was reported in the local Boston People’s Voice newspaper:

    “When Church of Scientology volunteer minister Lorraine Baritz used her spiritual training to revive a 13-year-old motorcycle accident victim from a coma in a Boston hospital recently, it was considered a miracle.

    “When she revived a baby from a coma a few days later,” the article continued, “it was obvious that there is a workable way to save many lives.”

    For Lorraine Baritz, success in helping people is routine. “I know something effective can be done about the pain and suffering in people’s lives,” she says. “As a Scientology Volunteer Minister, I know I have the ability to help anyone, no matter how hopeless the situation may seem.”

    Stories like these are commonplace, anything but common in a world where people are searching for answers on how to provide real and lasting help to others.

    Individual Scientology Volunteer Ministers come from all walks of life, and work to help family, friends and strangers in many situations and circumstances: relationship problems or questions, anxiety, tutoring a child in learning skills, teen stress, self-esteem, helping a family member overcome alcohol or drug dependency, guiding a criminally inclined adolescent back onto the road to self-respect and honesty, resolving a dispute at work or at home, helping an associate to better organize his life or handle symptoms of stress.

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    This kind of crap really makes me sick and it draws in a lot of suckers out of false hope. It also implies that these people have super powers or some shit. I honestly would like to see the real article in that paper and see how they twisted it around. Come on a coma patient plz. They can't do someone who is conscious because then they could never report on it because assists don't work. Is there anything that can be done about this? False reporting? I have not tried this angle b4. But you have to admit this is infuriating.
  2. Sargo Member

    Re: Dallas Center Heals 13 Year Old Coma Patient! WTF!

    luluululz^_^


    ahh crap, thanx for mah lulz for teh day


    piff maybe he was gonna get up anyways..idoits


    once again i lolled^_^
  3. anon1957 Member

    Re: Dallas Center Heals 13 Year Old Coma Patient! WTF!

    Coincidence? I think so.
  4. ANON E MOOSE Member

    Re: Dallas Center Heals 13 Year Old Coma Patient! WTF!

    OH MY FUCKING GOD.
    This needs to be heavily investigated by local anons. Track down this paper and article.

    They are essentially claiming volunteer ministers are jeebuses.
  5. Delta Member

    Re: Dallas Center Heals 13 Year Old Coma Patient! WTF!

    If those bullshit "touch assists" can REALLY wake someone from a coma, why don't I see it on the news? Why aren't people rushing to have their family members touched in the no-no spot by the cult?
  6. Daywatch Member

    Re: Dallas Center Heals 13 Year Old Coma Patient! WTF!

    you know I'm going to go wave my dick at hundreds and hundreds of sick people and take credit for the ones that get better
    cause I HAVE A MAGIC DICK!
  7. cubby Member

    Re: Dallas Center Heals 13 Year Old Coma Patient! WTF!

    o rly?
    which one is the magic one?
  8. Anonyneko Member

    Re: Dallas Center Heals 13 Year Old Coma Patient! WTF!

    By coma they mean "asleep". and by "revive" they mean "applied aeromatic salts"
  9. AnonymousNow Member

    Re: Dallas Center Heals 13 Year Old Coma Patient! WTF!

    They will also sell you a vial of snake oil which will makes you smart and gives you super powers.
  10. anophalus Member

    Re: Dallas Center Heals 13 Year Old Coma Patient! WTF!

    This is actually one of the cult's favorite claims. They seem to have some weird fixation regarding what "really" happens when someone is unconscious. The specific hospital---> coma---> touch assist---> revive example is repeatedly used by hubbard and related cult literature.

    they also use many of the same ol' catch phrases in that article.
    "she knew exactly what she had to do"
    "something can be done about it"
    "there is a workable way to save many lives.”


    One of the lulziest parts about the cult is their utter reliance on indoctrinated regurgitation. I'm really really looking forward to the long line of court-ordered psychiatric evaluations following the imminent medical fraud charges.


    also, the boston page doesn't mention it... when did this supposedly happen?
  11. Anne Ominous Member

    Re: Dallas Center Heals 13 Year Old Coma Patient! WTF!

    Was this a press release by a Linda Wieland, perchance?

    Dr Lilly von Marcab totally pwns this bitch at informative press releases.
  12. Daywatch Member

    Re: Dallas Center Heals 13 Year Old Coma Patient! WTF!

    #6 and possibly #15
  13. ancientone Member

    Re: Dallas Center Heals 13 Year Old Coma Patient! WTF!

    Not sure. here is the link to their site. The article is one first page. Plz cut and paste into another browser window don't click on the link from here.

    Church of Scientology of Dallas
  14. anon5712 Member

    Re: Dallas Center Heals 13 Year Old Coma Patient! WTF!

    It's copypasta. I can see it on a bunch of scilon org sites: Perth, Vancouver, Amsterdam, Salt Lake City and more. There are also subtle differences between the versions. They're tweaked in every instance it seems. Bostonfags should be able to pull up a confirmation that this is a lie like everything else in Scientology.
  15. Re: Dallas Center Heals 13 Year Old Coma Patient! WTF!

    I can't seem to find anything here? Anyone else want to try?
    I searched the Scientologist's name mentioned in the article.. NADA.

    The Bulletin Newspapers, Inc.
  16. robert.goatse Member

    Re: Dallas Center Heals 13 Year Old Coma Patient! WTF!

    it's bullshit, I just googled the text they claim comes from the article, no such one exists, (at least online) this article is a fabrication and a lie.
  17. Re: Dallas Center Heals 13 Year Old Coma Patient! WTF!

    Now where have we heard that kind of drivel before? :fuckyou:

    Oh hai der Tom Gruise! I herd you said scientologists are the only people that can help a car accident victim. :bs:

    Just push those first responder paramedics and EMTs out of the way, Tommy Boy is going to save the day with his super sekret OT super powerz! :rolleyes:

    Precisely
  18. fitch2000 Member

    Re: Dallas Center Heals 13 Year Old Coma Patient! WTF!

    OK, this shit is really starting to piss me off. How can they get away with saying that crap? Why is the FDA not all over their asses?
  19. mojo Member

    Re: Dallas Center Heals 13 Year Old Coma Patient! WTF!

    as usual, no details -- so it cannot be checked out....why is that always the case with scientology miracle cases? :tinfoil:
  20. highoverlord Member

    Re: Dallas Center Heals 13 Year Old Coma Patient! WTF!

    was it a ot8 that healed him / rezed him?
  21. alpha88 Member

    Re: Dallas Center Heals 13 Year Old Coma Patient! WTF!

    Someone in Dallas should pretend to be in a coma, get someone to call the CoS for their magical powers to help them, and sue them when it doesn't work.

    :p :p
  22. Ladybird Member

    Re: Dallas Center Heals 13 Year Old Coma Patient! WTF!

    This is pure Hubbard "tech" on recruiting. Here is an excerpt from:

    Chris Owen - The Casualty Contact

    Please read the complete essay "The Casualty Contact" by Chris Owen for more information.

  23. mojo Member

    Re: Dallas Center Heals 13 Year Old Coma Patient! WTF!

    yep - and she's spent a lot of time on the freewinds. better be checking out a real dr. lorraine.

    Completions Lorraine Baritz
  24. CantPickaName Member

    Re: Dallas Center Heals 13 Year Old Coma Patient! WTF!

    Now if they could just get themselves to wake up....
  25. pokeymans Member

    Re: Dallas Center Heals 13 Year Old Coma Patient! WTF!

    I dunno guise, it sounds legit -- maybe we were wrong about this whole enturbulation thing? Lets apologize to The Church and stop protesting!
  26. ancientone Member

    Re: Dallas Center Heals 13 Year Old Coma Patient! WTF!

    I assume they used their front group: volunteerministers.org
    I searched the newspaper in question for anything related and found nothing. I will call the paper tomm and see. Maybe we can get them for false reporting on article that does not exist. That would be a win.
  27. xenubarb Member

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  28. tazor Member

    Re: Dallas Center Heals 13 Year Old Coma Patient! WTF!

    Their touch assist can't even get rid of a headache let alone wake up a coma patient. They are so full of bullshit.
  29. ancientone Member

  30. Ohianon Member

    Re: Dallas Center Heals 13 Year Old Coma Patient! WTF!

    This article is posted everywhere.

    Freedom Magazine, 4-5 different languages on various scion websites, and the Hawaii, British Columbia, and Salt Lake City Branches. This is just from the first two pages of google.

    edit: googling in her name
  31. anophalus Member

    Re: Dallas Center Heals 13 Year Old Coma Patient! WTF!

    This post needs some serious rehab.

    -Didn't happen in Dallas. Does not claim to have happened in Dallas.
    -No known date on the publication.
    -No mention of the event on Boston sci website.
    -Not mentioned by a single third party source.


    deceptive thread is deceptive.
  32. BahamutXone Member

    Re: Dallas Center Heals 13 Year Old Coma Patient! WTF!

    I've seen it on the Ottawa page, as well.
  33. ancientone Member

    Re: Dallas Center Heals 13 Year Old Coma Patient! WTF!

    Never said it happened in Dallas. Said story was on the Scientology Dallas homepage. After some more research, turns out it is used on many org homepages. Was originally posted by Scientology in its Freedom magazine. Will fine out if original cited article was ever publish in that Boston paper. Deception on my part? I don't think so.
  34. Re: Dallas Center Heals 13 Year Old Coma Patient! WTF!

    Since when can you do something to make a comatose person rest easier?
  35. ANON E MOOSE Member

  36. Anonabliss Member

    Re: Dallas Center Heals 13 Year Old Coma Patient! WTF!

    no shit.
  37. CantPickaName Member

    Re: Dallas Center Heals 13 Year Old Coma Patient! WTF!

    you mean their "batshit bullshit"?
  38. BlackWhite Member

    Re: Dallas Center Heals 13 Year Old Coma Patient! WTF!

    OFC they can revive people from a coma, or even ressurect the dead ... just like Tom Cruise can fly ... and he can, i have proof : ekf2w9.jpg
  39. anonagia Member

    Re: Dallas Center Heals 13 Year Old Coma Patient! WTF!

    If it works so fucking easily, why are they not in medical schools, teaching soon to be doctors how to heal EVERYTHING in the world with their wonderful method? They have the cure for it all, and won't teach other people how to do it unless you pay them 400K... Now *that's* what I'd call out-ethics!
  40. pooks Member

    Re: Dallas Center Heals 13 Year Old Coma Patient! WTF!

    From Scn Assists Processing Handbook

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