Dallas, TX

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Stoners ALWAYS welcome however... AH HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA

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Is there anyone who has an extra mask? I can't seem to find one around costume shops in my area.

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? What do you mean by that?

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Wear a mask at the pickup spot...

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Oh i see...

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Hope this is common sense for anyone, but please don't bring any contraband to the protest.

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I wouldn't worry too much about that. No one is that stupid to bring drugs to a protest were cops are sure to show up.

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You would be surprised at how stupid some people can be

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Lol, hopefully none of the Dallas Anons are that stupid. Anyway, I finally got my mask, so I am ready to go on Saturday!

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Hey guys! I'm new here, and I wanted to let you know that I want to participate in the Dallas protest on the 17th. I have a mask being ordered and I should have it by Saturday. Will it be this Saturday?

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Umm...yeah the 17th is this Saturday, so yes. Good to have another Anon on board!

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Hey, in case my mask doesn't come in on time, is it possible to wear my Burger King Mask? XD I'll stand out way too much, though.

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Guy Fawkes, Burger King, your mother's undergarments, or no mask- it matters not.
We are not a group
We have no dresscode.

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Ok sweet. Uhh... Let's cut out the undergarments part though... How many people are participating?

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I'm guessing 8-10

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good luck guys, wish I could make it but i'm working! hope to see you soon!

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just found out, after all this time, that I can't make it tomorrow. Sorry, guys. I won't be back in town yet. If it makes anyone feel any better, a stream of four-letter words flowed from my mouth as soon as I found out.

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Sigh, that's one person out..

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I'll do what I can from here, though. Current project: spam PresElect's Big Book O' Change with anti-Scientology votes.
Citizen's Briefing Book Portal

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Alas, I was looking forward to meeting the one in the mask who dons a pirate hat and follows scientologists' cars with his sign
You shall be in our thoughts tomorrow.
Kudos for taking part in the efforts to bring the important subject of tax exempt revocation of the cult to the president-elect.
If any anyone reading this yet has not, DO IT
I shall see you all tomorrow.

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Yes. PM me directions from I-35 before I pass out and you'll be saved by the meanest motherfucker and Leader of Swarm Theory there ever was...

Or some hungover bitchy person.

Either way you'll get there

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No offense, but a blowjob is always better than food...

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Whoa... was a scifag identified?

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I demand to fucking drunkenly know what is going on!

RORSCACH OR M00T GET YOUR FUCKING ASSES IN HERE!!!

WAS THERE SCIFAG PLOT????

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I'm no scifag.

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Sup with your Mickey D's comment getting deleted yo? You must know I am a high value target... Craziness ensues

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no, i'll pm you.

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-_-

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YOU CONTACT ME FIRST...

Tell me what's what in the Age of Aries...

Newbie bitches who have to be told North Texas Blvd is UNT have no pull at this point...

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Listen, I'm new to this area. I'm an incoming freshman to UNT, so i have no idea where the fuck things are.

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LOL I Mean you Shawnonymous...

Hold on I gotta join Rorschach on another site and fuck shite up...

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I will still be there...

Fuck Fair Game, it has now become Jack's Bile...

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I will still be there...

Fuck Fair Game, it has now become Jack's Bile...

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Is anyone bringing flyers?

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9:50 a.m.

arrive at gas station to pick up second protester. have him turn out his pockets to make sure no drug planting will occur. he’s got a fun personality so we set off to have some LULZ.

10:14 a.m.

Car runs out of gas at the most blighted spot on I-35. He calls AAA and we set in motion a rescue.

10:16 a.m.

I’m on the phone getting directions to Buckner Blvd. My companion notices a “hissing” sound. There’s an object embedded in the tire. He pulls out the object and it turns out to be a key to a Mercedes Benz. Weird. Hissing sound turns into a full on tire is dead screech.

10: 35 a.m.

AAA arrives and puts in the gas. AAA has no tools to change the tire.

10:41 a.m.

AAA leaves. I drive the car off the highway into the parking lot of a Golf Course. Get pliers to help make jack work. Get car off the ground. Lugnutz off. Tire will not come off. Call Ford dealership which tells me to kick the tire. Makes me feel good so I kick it again. Tire doesn’t come off.

11:00 a.m.

Call friend to take my other car down to rescue us. She calls back and says there’s a thump thump sound. I remember my lazy ass never tightened all the lugnutz when I fixed a flat 2 weeks ago. Tell her not to drive it.

11:50 a.m.

Still struggling to get tire off. Golf Course owner offers air, maybe can get to tire store before goes down.

12:20 p.m.

Arrives with air compressor. Unfortunately out of air.

12:40 p.m.

Drive car to maintenance building for big air compressor. Found: Fix a Flat solution. Pour in. Air up. Take off.

12:42 p.m.

Tire completely flat, continue driving to and across overpass. Gas station at corner closed down. Drive to Volvo dealership. Relief, power jack. Tire still not coming off.

1:00 p.m.

Ask mechanic for sledgehammer. Successfully detach tire. Spare out of air. Get mechanic to fill up with air. He hates President Bush.

1:10 p.m.

Spare tire on. Drive to gas station to get more air. Air machine has sign: Broken. Store is sold out on fix-a-flat. Eat lunch, drink tasty beverage.

1:30 p.m.

Tire is now flat. Debate whether to drive to tire store on flat or call a tow-truck.

1:45 p.m.

Ask gas station for yellow pages. None. Ask for phone number to tow service, points to community bulletin board. Nothing there.

1:55 p.m.

Clerk remembers they have tow number in case of emergencies and provides it.

2:00 p.m.

Call Pro-Tow and arrange a pickup. Hoping to still make protest.

2:15 p.m.

Silver pickup truck drives and parks near air machine. Have a cigarette. Life is awesome.

2:25 p.m.

Silver car pulls up behind silver pickup truck. Driver from pickup truck gets out and sits in silver car passenger street. Gay public sex?

2:35 p.m.

Where is tow truck? Passenger in silver car gets out and goes into store. Driver of silver car follows him.

2:55 p.m.

Where is tow truck? Silver strangers/friends? go back to silver car. Silver SUV drives up and parks in front of silver pickup truck. Two women get out and start chatting with pickup truck driver.

3:05 p.m.

Guy in cowboy hat strolls up to two women and a pickup truck driver and starts chatting. Silver car leaves.

3:10 p.m.

Two women in silver SUV leave without cowboy hat guy (where the fuck did he go?).

3:15 p.m.

Silver pickup truck leaves. Call tow company - driver stuck in traffic (I-35 looks fine).

3:15 p.m.

Two police cars enter parking lot and head directly to us. Officer stops 10 feet away, says something into his radio and looks to get out. Instead jerks forward and unrolls his window. Asks if we saw “a man and a woman fighting in a maroon pickup truck.” WTF? We say no, both cars accelerate and leave the parking lot.

3:25 p.m.

Woman in car drives all the way across the parking lot to swing around in front of us, staring at us with a hateful expression on her face. Weird.

3:30 p.m.

Cici’s truck cab enters parking lot and parks 2 feet from us obscuring our view of the car and everything else. I look at passenger, but he’s gone standing 20 feet into a field totally creeped out. So I laugh.

3:40 p.m.

Tow truck finally arrives. Driver asks to see key and calls it VERY WEIRD thing to happen. Tell him about the journey of the tires - His response “I think you should just go home.”

4:05 p.m.

Arrive at tire store, get tires fixed. Head home.

4:25 p.m.

Passengers says “Fuck this, I’m going to protest. Dons mask and holds up poster for passing cars. Hilarious.

Sorry guys in Dallas we tried.

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Can't fault you for that, Mr. Theory.
You missed out on a pretty good time.
Myself, my guest... we'll call her "Kevin" (lol), Sammy, and... LFG, I believe, were in attendance.
We got to talk to a strapping young scilon who was curious as to why we call it a 'scam'.
Poor bastard admitted that he only gets $30 a week, yet has to pay $100 rent, which he can nevar make.
BUT HE GETS DISCOUNTS ON COURSES
WHAT A DEAL
That, and a few good conversations with passerby wogs as well. Some fellow from an underground radio or something...

Anyway, if you hasn't seen it, check out what I found...

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so you guys had a epic protest?

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Shame I couldn't be there. Sorry guys. I have confirmation already that I will be there with at least one more for February, though, so I guess I'll see everyone there... and yes, Shawn, I'll have my pirate hat with me, too XD

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hai guyz!

new to the site and been following the anon war on scientology for almost the begining.




anyways, im up in wichita falls and would love to attend protests. so yeah... any planning on a February protest?