David Beckham in car crash. Tom Cruise did not help.

Discussion in 'Tom and Katie' started by Anonymous, May 7, 2011.

  1. Anonymous Member

  2. Kilia Member

    He rear-ended and wasn't cited??
  3. Tom doesn't have to help... that's what those Sea Orgres that build him cars and plane hangars are for. Besides.. he doesn't publicly discuss his beliefs... too fragile and he can't wrap his brain around criticism.
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  4. Anonymous Member

    You're glib
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  5. You don't know the History of Scientology. I do.
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  6. anonakatie Member

    Other car was stalled on the freeway. So not quite the same presumption as to fault.
  7. Anonymous Member

    Normally at least in most U.S. states, when you go driving into something it's your ticket unless it can be proven that the stalled vehicle suddenly shot towards him in reverse. At the very least he should have postulated the stalled vehicle into a safer location.
  8. BrakTalk Member

    He doesn't?

    "Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident... it's not like anyone else. As you drive past, you know you have to do something about it, because you know you're the only one that can really help." - Tom Cruise

    Start at 1:04 for the quote.
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  9. Anonymous Member wasn't intended to be public...................!
  10. BrakTalk Member

    Of course it wasn't. No Scientologists will talk publicly about what they believe, because they know how ridiculous it is, and they know they will be laughed at and ridiculed. I was actually referring to the part in the quoted post where DarkSpecterAnon said "Tom doesn't have to help" (when Tom said he's the only one that can help).
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  11. Guise.... it was basically a joke... I was being satirical to the fact that Sea Ogres probably are with Tom most of the time do "Ecclesiastical" work. So even though Tom says Scilons will stop to help... he doesn't mean HE will... He means the Ogres that are his entourage will stop... take some photos pretending they helped, and then give the victim of the accident a Way to Happiness pamphlet and leave. (Or they may also try a Touch Assist)
  12. BrakTalk Member

    As long as they don't touch assist the same way catholic priests do...
  13. Smurf Member

    "The driver of the stalled car, identified only as a 40-year-old Los Angeles man, was taken to a nearby hospital with minor injuries."

    How much you wanna bet that the victim's "minor injuries" get a whole lot worse now that he knows who hit him.
  14. Kilia Member

  15. BrakTalk Member

    Good. Less money in Tom's pocket is less money in Co$'s pocket.

    "My liver! My liver!!" - Beavis
  16. Anonymous Member

    Its too bad that Tom Cruise got rear ended in traffic. That shit can do some serious damage to the spine. I hope Tom is able to walk again.
  17. Anonymous Member

    Wait.l... I'm confused... How is tom involved in this incident again? I didn't see his name in the article.
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  18. BrakTalk Member

    I didn't either (the article is about David Beckham), but that's the direction the thread started going, so as usual the silliness ensues...
  19. Smurf Member

    No. Someone's a-trolling.
  20. BrakTalk Member

    That would be me. And most of the other posters in this thread who somehow turned a boring story into a grandiose fantasy of Tom Cruise being somehow involved and hopefully seriously injured. That's what makes this thread fun.
  21. Anonymous Member

    It's called derailing a thread.
  22. BrakTalk Member

    Yep. Because it has nothing to do with Anonymous, Scientology, or ANYTHING for that matter. When used correctly, derailing = win.
  23. Anonymous Member

    Especially on a Saturday night when you have nothing better to do than play on WWP & whack off to Internet porn.
  24. BrakTalk Member

    Aye, indeed
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  25. Anonymous Member

    Was DM involved?

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