David Miscavige PROJECT MASS SHOOP

David Miscavige PROJECT MASS SHOOP

Welcome to the DM mass shoop thread!

Don't have photoshoop?
Simply stick a DM head on an image, as long as you laugh then its good enough!
Or you can write your feelings about David Miscavige, he will read it.
Jokes are also welcome

Photoshoopers
Shoop an image and upload in a new post
Remembering to put in tags

You can use these images in whatever way you want eg. Steal, Upload to Encyclopedia Dramatica etc.

Hope you enjoy
And I hope YOU enjoy Davey!

Let the shooping commence:




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LOL I love bad chops

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I need an evil one, like him standing in a burning city or something.

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lol

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Can you make a picture of DM the squirrel?

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Love the shetland pony one! hahaha

Hubbard said somewhere that a TypeIII (insane person) thinks everyone else is an Indian and the insane person is a cowboy. (Meaning everyone but the insane person is an sp in his mind.) One of these protests we should all dress up like Indians and have one short person riding around on a stick pony with the name Davey on his hat.

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^^^^
This

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My shitty entry. I made miscvaige look all jagged because I hear he is a vain mother fucker.

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I'm still waiting for a nice big hi-res source image. Think Jenna has some family albums lying around she might scan for us?

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FYI, knowing that OSA lurks on these boards and knowing DM's narcississm and micromanagement, *EVERY* DM shoop posted in this thread WILL be viewed by him personally.

I hope this encourages moar shoops.

Hi Davey. I made this. I hope you liked it.

YouTube - Tiny Cancer

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Whoo, another chance to make crappy shoops!

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Long Davey is LONG

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THAT was AWESOME! Funniest thing I have seen in a long time on so many levels. It was obvious, it was subtle, and the ending was PERFECT!

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DAMN YOU. I wanted to say that.

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Not a shoop, but a vid (for those of us who are older than dirt). Hope someone can do a spoof with this! Reminds me of DM in his "getaway boat", blue asbestos, him being a dwarf, yaddayadda. LOL!

YouTube - 1971 Ty-D-Bol Commercial

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In another time, under another username, I'd uploaded a pic of Napoleon with DM's head shooped in. Can't find it, for some reason (probably long archived, moved, jiggered, and pokered).

If there's someone out there with slightly better movie-making software than I have, I think one of DM's masturbatory speeches would sound more realistic somehow if played at 1.5x speed.

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This one wasn't shooped by me, it was published this way by scientology (found it on the page that talks about the man with no head, also a scientology shoop published)

His arms seem really long. And there is an extra hand around the woman in the purple shirt (nancy cartwright?) that I cannot attribute to anyone.

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^^^

haha, they shooped him into the pic! Whomever had their arm around Nancy was removed so Davey could be put in!

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the guy on the far right in the suit seems to have an extra leg or something?

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the lady in the front (black dress) seems too fat

Oh wait...is that kirsty ally?....... nevermind

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It looks like there's a huge penis with ears dressed in what looks like a pseudo-Navy costume...

Oh, wait... It actually IS a huge penis with ears!

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The bricks on the ground dont look right either..or the grout lines

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!!!

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I once saw a shoop of Hyde from That 70s Show with Davey in one of those baby holder strapped on to him. /r/ing that itt

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found this on the internet

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That's a shoop, here's the original:

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UPLOAD ALL YOUR SHOOPS HERE:
David Miscarriage - Encyclopedia Dramatica

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Here's my shitty shoop



If anyone can do it justice by all means go ahead

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You guys had better like this; I can still see it when I close my eyes. I can't unsee it!

(no NSFW outside the dome)

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Ghetto-shop: (MS Paint)

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My favorite so far !!
Its V.Good I suggest more Mini me and Dr Evil shoops on DM

Also, this old one: