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David Miscavige PROJECT MASS SHOOP

Discussion in 'News and Current Events' started by Helios., May 19, 2008.

  1. Anonymous Member

    Observer at the Bunker, when the walls fell:

    Everyone knows it's not a cathedral unless there are gargoyles!
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  2. David Miscavige looking plastered while holding out a turd on his hand

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  3. muldrake Member

    I'm glad his insanity is actually eating his face away as we watch.

    He's like Dorian Gray in reverse. I bet he has an oil painting of himself in an attic where he actually looks good.
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  4. DeathHamster Member

    That's a good head for cutting off and pasting.
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  5. RolandRB Member


    You'd be plastered if you were that size and had just downed a bottle of scotch. Cut this man some slack!
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  6. Anonymous Member

    Am I pretty /b/?

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  7. DeathHamster Member

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  8. muldrake Member

    2/10 just on appearance plus when he tried to blow me he used teeth, I had to pull out because it hurt.
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  9. Maybe the tiny cancer is nurturing a little cancer himself nowadays

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  10. I love the way you think.
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  11. muldrake Member

    He looks like a drunk. Puffy and bloated. Also, he looks like he's had his teeth laser-whitened. What an idiot. I hate that shit. Great, so your teeth look unnaturally white and then your enamel deteriorates and your teeth fall out. Good jerb idiot.

    Did I mention he's a midget?
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  12. I remember reading that he and Shelly got their teeth capped at some point, and that the caps couldn't be whitened. I bet he had them completely redone. Like when had Super Power (I think) repainted a slightly different shade of beige.
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  13. My internet search for this information led me straight back to this thread. DERP.
    https://whyweprotest.net/community/threads/david-miscavige-project-mass-shoop.11937/page-49

    Also, have you all noticed the Google auto-fill these days when you type "David Miscavige"? The first three options I got were
    David Miscavige wife
    David Miscavige net worth
    David Miscavige beatings

    Heh.
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  14. No amount of dental bleaching will get you toilet bowl white teeth. Besides, bleaching starts fading right away. Miscavige has veneers, which are always super white and never fade. There are 2 types of veneers, no-prep veneers and prep veneers. Veneers that need prep usually require that you shave your teeth down for placement.

    I'd guess that he has prep veneers because getting all of your smile line teeth capped without shaving the tooth means a painfully crowded mouth.
  15. Anonymous Member

    That picture reminds me of Dennis Hopper in "Blue Velvet", for some reason.
  16. (photo courtesy of OTVIIIisGrrr8!)

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  17. Anonymous Member

    Observer in the Bunker, his arms folded.

    Straight down and vertical, Davey! Geronimoooooooooo!
    *sneaks out*
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  18. Apparently we're not the only ones excited about the vitamin dispensers. From Rinder's Bay Area Special Correspondent:

    You should read the entire report, it's hilarious. There are now special Purif uniforms, gym bags, and water bottles. We haven't seen images of this stuff yet, have we? I'm looking forward to the shoop potential.
    http://www.mikerindersblog.org/less-than-enthusiastic-response-to-gag-ii/
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  21. Cassie Member

    It's just the sort of face you'd never get tired of slapping.
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  23. Anonymous Member

    Posted by MaxSpaceman at Tony's blog

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  25. DeathHamster Member

    ^^ from the Cambridge Ontario opening. He was looking out on a parking lot that just been cleared from a snow storm and it was below freezing. His hands would have been cold if they didn't have a hot air blast from propane heaters surrounding him.
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  26. DeathHamster Member

    That podium stance is obviously a past-life habit from when he was hunting the Great White Whale.

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  27. RightOn Member

    whales in the deep blue sea or, whales supporting the IAS..... yah know
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  29. Anonymous Member

    Walter Mitty at Tony's Blog

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  30. Anonymous Member

    Walter Mitty at Tony's Blog

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  31. Anonymous Member

    Observer at Tony's Blog

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  32. Ogsonofgroo Member

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    LMFAO!!! ^^^
    Awww, he so precious! All ready for his daily 'Oiliness Rundown' with Laurisse?

    The Sharknado one is pretty good too, I actually watched about 30mins of it the other night in a fit of boredom lol.
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  33. Anonymous Member

    IBBy at Tony's Blog

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  34. Anonymous Member

    from another thread

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  36. RolandRB Member

    Now that Scientology is an official religion of the UK I would like to see a shoop of Prince Charles discussing the auditing out of body thetans with David Miscavige. Plus any more of COB with HMQ.
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