Donkey Punch Fleet Command - Countdown to Sept 19th

Donkey Punch Fleet Command - Countdown to Sept 19th

T-MINUS COCKS UNTIL 09/19/09

Fellow Marcabians,

The day of reckoning approaches. We have locked our Imperial sights on the greatest weakness of our enemy... fellow SP David Miscavige. At zero hour GMT, (midnight for britfags, 7PM EST) we will begin. TONIGHT.

Cock your fists, ready your donkey, upload your goat, see the enemy off the port bow. I don't want to jynx anything I'll just wish the IRL raiders the best of luck. Calls begin in a few hours from now (aprox 4pm EST Friday night), the radio station will be broadcasting again soon.

OL RAID LAUNCHES TONIGHT AT 7PM EST IN#donkeypunch (click for webIRC)

What can you do to help now?
-tell your fellow anons about this plan and cookup a good surprise for Davey
-tell Chanology what you're planning so it can be linked to
-start creating socks
-keep an open ear to the ground for the you know what in the you know where
-join #donkeypunch on annonet IRC

Materials/Volunteers Needed:

Skype/Fax/Phone Raid: Get your pokemons together.

IRL RAID MATERIALS:
-Printable SP Times articles
-Letters and statements from prominent ex's.
-fuck know's but here's the link anyway

Twitter:
-Start thinking about hash tags to use night of the raid

Proposed Plans:

Operation Siggie 2.0:

Skype/Fax Raid: Informative ain't illegal, right? Premise: We call scientologists at home personally, and share with them the horrors of Mr. Miscaviges misdeads. Calls will be recorded and streamed for your pleasure, radio station is now a go.

Twitter Raid: We spread the word of Mr. Miscavige on hastags of our choice.

IRL Raid

Cities please declare your interest and plans. If you have not posted publicly that you're raiding that day it won't be up here.

• Ocala, Florida, USA
• Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
• Norway (More infos needed plz)
• Ireland
• CT, USA
• Las Vegas, USA
• Stockholm, Sweden

For the sake of not making it easy for OSA, no list will be kept... but the decision has been reached to go public with our intentions. A few cities are planning a coordinated chalk raid, is your city participating? Ask around, is it not? Consider it. More cities equals more lulz.

Resources:

Custom flyers
Who is David Miscavige printables
moar printables
David Miscavige Poignant quarter sheets
Homoerotic printouts

Relevant links

Original DP thread
/xenu/ thread
Insurgency wiki

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Halifax is in there, which means all you faggots get our sloppy seconds.

http://forums.whyweprotest.net/261-canada/september-19-09-halifax-operation-donkey-punch-51420/

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Soloraid featuring massive amounts of chalk-tech in Ocala, fo sho. Fuck you Halifax. :C

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Suggest info dumps on rant/rave.com, topix.com etc

The scilons are abusing these sites. Let's git 'em!

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ty ty ty donkey punch for the dm printables!

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The seeds are being sown.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmr4MB9Sl-g"]YouTube - Twin Cities Minnesota asks "Who is David Miscavige?"[/ame]

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<3 I have to say, Darth has never looked so cute. Good job, TwinCitiesMinnesotaAnons!

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A group of Ireland anons confirmed for chalk raid. ^_^

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B&W 8.5×11″ poster Who Is David Miscavige?

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Here are variations on that poster theme in smaller sizes (cheaper for mass quantities). We plan on going from larger to smaller as the day approaches, culminating in the small one reminiscent of "Andre the Giant has a posse" or "OBEY" phenomena.

MEGAUPLOAD - The leading online storage and file delivery service

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QFT!

Tits or GTFO!

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we are pleased to announce that there is now a channel to facilitate this op.

#donkeypunch has been created on annonet IRC. Click the link for mibbits.

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CTenturbulation is go for launch motherfuckers.

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this will be good tiemz

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FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

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/r/ threads should read

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https://widget.mibbit.com/?server=irc.anonnet.org&F&channel=#donkeypunch

For mibbit fags while the anonnet website is down.

Be aware that this is not through annonet.

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By that you mean the mibbit website, the actual channel is indeed hosted on annonet. security concerns are believed to be limited in this case.

Here is the anonnet link.

http://anonnet.org/webirc/donkeypunch

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Bump for great justice and IRC party.

We need help in spreading the word.

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Found this, seems relevant to your interests.

David Miscavige quarter sheets

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How is any of this going to be a "surprise" if you're making threads at the largest chanology site?

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MAYBE IF YOU DON'T REPORT IT BACK TO OSA IT WILL BE!

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Too late. WE SEE ALL

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What surprise do they know about again? Enlighten me.

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after all that chat you didn't put my idea in? how rude

PM for stage two

It'll set you back by 10 to 12 dollars though, and is only for the truly brave

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Which idea? Post it here and if you're doing it it'll go up.

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Someone said donkey?

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Anyone wanna do some phone pranking?

If so, is there one # in particular that would be lulzy, if mass pranked?

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Davey's not gonna like the KR on this one. LOL

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Tho clueless ATM I &lt;3 this Freak!

Smile o' de day fer me (yeh, horrid sheltered life I lead lolol)

XP

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He sure is... and more if he happens to be jailed.

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I am planning on skyping up something pretty fuckin' lulzy if I pull it off.
Have been working on an Elron soundboard for some time now... been waiting to use it.

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Calling Flag at 2am is fucking hilarious. Bonus points if you get the girl who can barely speak English.

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That's... terrible. Give it a rest already.

Why are you announcing your plans on a public forum?

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At least you spelled operation properly that time.

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omg,,LMAO,,I didnt even notice that! Smoked some good shit that day!

Fixd