I've read it once (in re: the CC "Christmas Pageant") that the COS fashion is stuck in about 1983, when L-Ron was still occupying his meat body. I know they flirted with Katie Holmes/Twilight Vampire Chic lately, but I happily see that fizzled and they have re-reverted to 1983. Imagine my surprise to see Mr. Duckface's "IAS" shirt. That is SO 2001, as in , "FDNY" or "FBI" on dark background shirts and hats in that highly charged pro-law enforcement period of time post 9/11/01. 11 years later. And IAS. Couture fail. Fer shur. Waiting restaurant story re: Duckface-In-Bad-Shirt (DIBS).