Flirty fishing reloaded: Scientology laver score-kurser English tl;dr: Scientology in Denmark launch course for how to get a girlfriend/boyfriend. An interesting variation on flirty fishing: Rather than sending out girls to hook guys, they sell you a course about how to get girls. See the tech fail from the very first day. fpn.dk - Scientology laver score-kurser
Re: Flirty fishing reloaded: Scientology laver score-kurser Is that desperation i smell? L Ron's dating tech? Rly now?
Re: Flirty fishing reloaded: Scientology laver score-kurser /r/ translation of the article...would be a nice read, unless you think it's not
Re: Flirty fishing reloaded: Scientology laver score-kurser DANISHFAG TO THE RESCUE! (i will make a TLR at the end of my translation) Original shit: translation: (with good bits highlighted) "There are a lot of singles, both young and old, so it is natural that we also help them. Love is on of the areas were you experience it the worst if you're socially inept, if you hold back, because you cant get a girlfriend or get married" says scilon spokesperson Anette Refstrup, to the newspaper. The movement adversises courses on amongst other places its website. Here there is a big image of a young man, accompanied by the text "the girl he never could get - but got" The merchandise is customized: It is no random occurence that Scientology wants to help people score. This is the opinion of a danish expert in Scientology (WHO???) "This is an excellent example on, how many religions try to addapt their 'merchandise', so that its not just about salvation and eternal life. You 'sell' help to actual problems that people have" says Ph. d in religion science Dorthe Refslund Christensen, who's done fieldwork on Scientology for 10 years. (BASICALLY SHE'S MOST LIKELY A SCILON, DOX ANYONE?) Although she does mean that this will give Scientology any more members. "thre are a lot of people that buys a book or takes a course. But it is only a few who stay in the movement for years. Only around two percent are still around after four years." she says. Scientology denies that the movement is fishing for new members by appealing to young people who have problems with the other gender. "We do not attract weak individuals. If peopel are insecure, then they will follow the peer-pressure and do as the majority does. They wouldn't dare come to us" says Anette Refstrup. TLR - an expert of dubious background says its business as usual. Scilons denies that its a recruitment effort. I smell BS on both ends. also, my guess is that its just some revamped communication course... but we'd need a very closer observation to confirm that. EDIT: googled the "experts" name - apparently she's published a couple books calling Co$ a 'real' religion... or at least treating it as such.
Re: Flirty fishing reloaded: Scientology laver score-kurser Where is that r34 on the emeter? Need to fax that to the orgs.
Re: Flirty fishing reloaded: Scientology laver score-kurser Dorthe Refslund Christensen is a cult apologist. She's worked on the subject for such a long time, and has even stated that she focuses only on the "religious" side of the cult, meaning she is willing to ignore anything bad in the acts of it's members, the organisations, or the effects of joining the cult. In other words, she's even worse than an actual scientologist. Her entire livelyhood is based on Scientology being a religion, if she had to accept that it is in fact now, then her source of income would dry out, and she'd be fucked. This is ofcourse my opinion, but I have yet to see her EVER talk about anything in a neutral tone, she is the biggest cult apologist I have ever heard of, and the newspapers are eating everything she says up due to her phd title.
Re: Flirty fishing reloaded: Scientology laver score-kurser Someone should go and try it. I'd like to hear the best LRH pick-up lines.
Re: Flirty fishing reloaded: Scientology laver score-kurser "Hi! Let us do some auditing. Just grab this cylinder!... no,no not the E-meter... down here!"
Re: Flirty fishing reloaded: Scientology laver score-kurser Why don't you daughter come live with me? As an up-stat Scientologist you can trust me not to rape her again and again - but if I do remember that you can't bring a Scientologist to in Wog court because that's out-ethics. San Francisco News - Scientology's Antagonists - page 1
Re: Flirty fishing reloaded: Scientology laver score-kurser "Hey doll, is this guy boring you? Why don't you talk to me. I almost got run over by a train -- on another planet."