"Founder of Scientology "jerking off" with the Founder of JPL ....."

Discussion in 'Scientology and Anonymous' started by Anonymous, Jan 25, 2013.

  1. Anonymous Member

    Incredibly revealing article over on connecting Hubbard, Parsons, and Aleister Crowley. It's got lots of sex, magick, occult, sorcery, anti-christ, intrigue, embezzlement, and explosions. A must read:


    Parsons used his defense contract money to convert an old mansion into a group house whose residents included other Pagans, artists, scientists, and writers. One of his boarders was a charismatic science fiction author named L. Ron Hubbard, who became Parsons' greatest frenemy, participating in rituals of sex magic with the rocket scientist, sleeping with his girlfriend, and finally absconding with all his money. Here is the true story of how Scientology and JPL were both conceived by men under the sorcerer Crowley's mystical influence.

    For the full article, go to:

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  2. Anonymous Member

    One guy you can forgive for the jerking-off; because, despite that, he created a thing of scientific beauty, which has helped us leave the confines of Earth, and has given us the very real possibility of reaching the stars one day.

    The other one left behind a variety of surprisingly profitable spiritual snake-oil business, with its own toy navy led by an asthmatic dwarf to keep it up.
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  3. Was the Babylon Working what had you jerking off a guy named Jack? The facts say that your magic was gay and he was on top in your mom and pop coupling. In the hope of doubling power with a fudgy link. Did it work out for him like he planned? Or did it leave him as an impotent, insane, old man? The magic ritual act is a fact. Hubbard took it up the pooper from a guy named Jack.
    Did he make the Moon Child, or did his ass just bleed. Ron let his Eye of Set get wet with seed.
    Ron Got Penetrated (X2)
    But it wasn't from Jack and the Babylon Work, but in a freight-train on venus where he acquired the quirk of penile dysfunction and being a jerk and a joke when he spoke. It's a spoof of the truth.
    In a shell - he's a sham and he's less than a man and his scam is a game for the clearly insane and the suckers who slurp from the unholy founts as they circle like vultures and drain the accounts.
    By his own admission, he'd had a long tradition of anal self-indulgences that hindered his precision in math, and science, and other things he didn't get. His only skill was lying and he wasn't even good at it.
    The sh*** gets deep when L Ron speaks. His cheaply arranged and deranged psychobabble is estranged from reality, a malady of diction. It strives to surpass Ron's lack of education.
    Delusional, like a man on acid - with a contusion - caught in an illusion of confusion. Turning to pills and booze and then falling down and getting up again. Not knowing who, what why, where, or when - and swatting at the BT's as he scrambled for the cans.
    Ron Got Penetrated (X3)
    And so he died with a bandaid on his flabby, white ass concealing needlemark reminders of the oh-so-recent past. When he was screaming 'bout the BT's that were all over his body and the Vistiril was flowing like your final, bloody potty.
    Mealy-mouthed and moronic. Hyperbole and rhetoric. Sick sh*** kicked from a mind that couldn't handle it. Ron's will collapsed, his anus prolapsed, reality gaps caused his sanity to lapse.
    And he wrapped himself in sycophants and yes-men. What happened next, I think you can guess then.
    Old L. Ron your life is gone. Now all that remains of the con are the scavenger dupes that have seized the reigns in your game of shame.
    Old L. Ron your life is gone. Now all that remains of the con are the scavenger dupes that have seized the reigns in your game of shame.
    Ron Got Penetrated (X6)
  4. OTeleventy Member

    ^^^^Chill E.B. blew.
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  5. Anonymous Member

    Jupp, Scientology is an offshoot of Satanism (or Crawleyism if you prefer). That's always a nice fact to have at the back of your mind when talking to Christians.
  6. Anonymous Member

    You can too!
  7. Xenu Is Lord Member

    Well I knew L Ron was a Jerk Off but this takes it to a whole new level.
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  8. Anonymous Member

    Common misconception. OTO is an "underground" gnostic order. Crowley was just a showboat, Parsons a fuckup, and Hubbard a fuckup and a showboat. LaVey's Church of Satan is an emo derivative of OTO, and as such is Scientology's half-brother (Scientology being the bastard child).

    LeVey later faked his death and re-emerged as Morrisey.
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  9. This was Aleister Crowley's home at Loch Ness Scotland:

    L. Ron Hubbard's home for when he returns:
  10. SOJOA Member

    Wasnt this from Madmen and Messiah? I have read this before about him and his orgies with them and how the other actor he chilled with who liked little boys with Ronnie. Also his boat schemes.
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  12. Chipshotz Member

    Could be, Lawrence Wright covers it all in his book too.

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