Further Proof Suri Cruise Gets Everything

Discussion in 'Celebrity News' started by Anonymous, Mar 17, 2011.

  1. Anonymous Member

    Further Proof Suri Cruise Gets Everything

    From TMZ: Pictures of four-year-old Suri Cruise in Katie's arms eating a box of "Penis Gummies."
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    "look its bigger than yours daddy!"
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  2. AnnieOnOmas Member

    It's the only time katie will see an erect one without miscavge around.
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  3. subgenius Member

    Waiting for tabloid shitstorm.
  4. ZeroC Member

    She's no stranger to cock,
    She knows the rules and so do... errr, no.
    A full box of penis is what she's thinking of,
    She wouldn't get this from any other Sci.
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  5. RightOn Member

    love it!
    Wonder what Cruise's explanation was for that purchase to the seller?
    "uh errr..... derp! they are for my 5 year old daughter"

    So will Suri be able to take a bag of gummy penis in her lunch box to school?
    What school will she be attending anyways?
    The Smith's New Village Academy? home schooled with Sci tech? Katies wish for a Catholic School?
    I guess this September we will know the answer.
  6. RightOn Member

    funny at TMZ website, they have now blocked out the bigger green gummy penis on the box in the picture. Wonder why?
    and what is up with Katies eyes all black underneath? she looks like a zombie.. oh wait
  7. Anonymous Member

    Meh, she's just holding them for daddy
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  8. an0nim0uz Member

    So first we find out she still uses her pacifier, and now this. She's got an interesting future ahead of her.
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  9. Probably but daddy first saw his best friend with them.

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  10. Anonymous Member

    Sure they're not training her up for...

    Reserve your PPV stream nao!
  11. WOW....
    i have no words....
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  14. Don't worry, Scientology will take care of that. She's almost 6, so she can join the Sea Org right?

    You know, what's the point of doing silent birth,( a process to prevent engrams from the 'trauma' of birth) only to create the trauma of having to give up the pacifier, and now the trauma of eating phallic gummies?

    Though for the benefit of doubt, it is possible they were the only gummy candy available, and clearly her preference for a pacifier would indicate she loves chewy sweets. Though still, you are the Cruises! How hard is it to get some gummy bears? Something cute?
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  15. Anonymous Member

    Suri has a new friend.

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  16. Having once spawned, I remember the horrible pressure in the checkout line for sweets.

    What in the fucking-name-of-jeezes-h-keeeerist checkout line was Tom in with Suri that promped THAT purchase?
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  17. well at least now we know she wont have any troubles with the orgs about her sexuality.
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  18. Anonymous Member

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  19. Anonymous Member

    Child doesn;'t know , harmless. Only mummy is holding her laugh in biting her lip

    In sweden it's child porn though.
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  20. Optimisticate Member

    She's 4, almost 5. If she's anywhere near a normal kid (I know, I'm asking for it), then she's learned her ABC's and possibly how to sound out words she doesn't understand.

    "I want the PENNIES NOW!"
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  21. fallingspider Member

    ...any other family that'd almost be enough to take the child. I'm under the impression that anonymous has dox that show instances of child labor and such, couldn't these be forwarded to child services along with a complaint expressing concern for Suri's safety? sorry if i'm making a newfag suggestion.
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  26. Optimisticate Member

    That just made me pee a little.
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  27. Anonymous Member

    pix or gtfo
  28. Optimisticate Member

    For you it's only $49.95
  29. anonakatie Member

    What has been seen cannot be unseen.
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  32. Anonymous Member

    Daughter and dad have a lot in common.....LIEK COKC!
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  36. Lol that story is bullshit. You mean you were buying a sundae and you let Suri Run around to grab those other gummies?


    Suri is clearly at Eye level with Suri. A good parent would tell her to put it back or you won't get ice cream. Then again.. these are scientologists we are talking about... so good parenting is never mentioned.

    Here are a few simple tips to prevent such a thing from happening:
    1. Tell Suri she has to stand by you or she can't get her ice cream
    2. If you didn't catch it there, then when she shows up with a box of gummies, you tell her to put them back where she got them or she won't get icecream.
    3. Explain to her how she can't have both, you can get gummies anywhere, and the Ice cream is delicious here.
    Real simple, and none of those are "condescending" like Scilons prefer. I can be a better Scilon parent than she can. Lol!!
  37. That makes me almost sorry her show will end on May 25. Almost. I'm counting the minutes until that bitch is off the air. It's her fault we know who "Dr." Phil and Dr. Oz are. On the one hand, Phil is an asshole but is upfront about it. On the other hand, Mehmet Oz, while being a competent physician, believes in an annoying array of woo that Oprah's sheeple take as gospel.
  38. Anonymous Member

    Dr. Oz is a con artist. I won't pay for KCET (Los Angeles "public" TV) because they show his infomercials.
  39. I mostly agree with you. Mehmet Oz is, by all accounts, a highly competent cardiac surgeon. One does not become a Vice Chair and Professor of Surgery at Columbia University otherwise. However, he should stfu about any of the bullshit woo snake oil he peddles, as his position and knowledge as such an esteemed surgeon at one of the world's premier schools makes his other activities unforgivable.
  40. Anonymous Member

    I haven't watched Orka in years nao, but would you say that Mehmet Oz is kinda like a Dr.Andrew Weil? -In terms of integrating holistic modalities into a treatment plan?

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