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Gold Base angers golfers.

Discussion in 'GoldBase' started by exOT8Michael, Jan 30, 2009.

  1. exOT8Michael Member

  2. exOT8Michael Member

    Re: Gold Base angers golfers.

    LOL, I just had ths funny vision of golf balls getting "lost" over into Gold Base with 1-800 XSEAORG written on them, or YFTC or xenu.net.

    This will never happen, of course, but I found it amusing.
  3. Hombre Moderator Skandinaviska

    Re: Gold Base angers golfers.

    DM pulled those golfers in :p
  4. FUCK Member

    Re: Gold Base angers golfers.

    i will mail anybody the free golf balls i get come summer if they will do this.
  5. subgenius Member

    Re: Gold Base angers golfers.

    I called a while back to try and get a tee time. I forget the gist of the conversation, but I think something like "only open for private parties" or something.
    Next time no answer....disconnected or something.
    Doubt there's many $cio golfers...too zen.
    I've questioned whether they have any fun at all, so busy clearing the planet and all.
    Maybe Michael can answer the question, "What do $cientologists do for fun?"
    Do they do picnics, fishing, group travel tours, plays, movies, you know, all the things wogs do?
  6. pardmepard Member

    Re: Gold Base angers golfers.


    Why will it never happen ?


    : )
  7. the_cloak Member

    Re: Gold Base angers golfers.

    Because we wouldn't do such a naughty thing!
  8. pardmepard Member

    Re: Gold Base angers golfers.


    Moral fag




    JK : )
  9. Olrik Member

    Re: Gold Base angers golfers.

    Yep, What do $cientologists do for fun?
  10. pardmepard Member

    Re: Gold Base angers golfers.


    clap at a pic of lrh and who knows with a tc poster ?
  11. King Nerd Member

    Re: Gold Base angers golfers.

    FORE!
  12. Re: Gold Base angers golfers.

    WE have fun!



    Scilons have nothing....
  13. King Nerd Member

    Re: Gold Base angers golfers.

    ^ Scifags have a lot of fail.
  14. subgenius Member

    Re: Gold Base angers golfers.

    It was more a rhetorical question because I think we know the answer.
  15. King Nerd Member

    Re: Gold Base angers golfers.

    MOAR CASH!
  16. tazor Member

    Re: Gold Base angers golfers.

    You Gold protesters should take note of this:


    "This wasn't an overnight decision," Dufresne said, adding that the church has all the necessary county permit to proceed. "We've just decided to change our focus."

    She said one motivation for the change was a desire to provide a venue for community groups to hold events and fundraisers.

    She said among the events planned for the golf course include a mixer for the Hemet-San Jacinto Valley Chamber of Commerce and a fundraising golf tournament for the Ramona Humane Society, both occurring in August.

    She said the golf course also expects to host events for local Police Activities Leagues and would welcome community groups that want to hold events at the golf course."



    Wonder how they'll like a bunch of protests during their events?

    Just another reason to hate the cult. They don't give a damn about golfers!
  17. pardmepard Member

    Re: Gold Base angers golfers.


    Anonymous golf tourney ?

    I seconded it,

    FORE
  18. Mutante Member

    Re: Gold Base angers golfers.

    Meh, par for the course.
  19. King Nerd Member

    Re: Gold Base angers golfers.

    Let me grab my shaft...
  20. blackking Member

    Re: Gold Base angers golfers.

    Shite joke is shite.
  21. subgenius Member

    Re: Gold Base angers golfers.

    RAGE!!!!
  22. Re: Gold Base angers golfers.

    they go sailing on the bleu asbestos failboat, aptly named fartwinds
  23. pardmepard Member

    Re: Gold Base angers golfers.

    Alright, we need to start a new thread/ on what do scientologist do for fun : )


    Do eet 4 da Lulz
  24. King Nerd Member

    Re: Gold Base angers golfers.

    FOR THE LULZ!
  25. exOT8Michael Member

    Re: Gold Base angers golfers.

    What do Scientologists do for fun?

    tl;dr Nothing.

    Long explanation.

    Scientologists are not supposed to have fun, as that would be a distraction from clearing the planet before humanity blows itself up (not kidding).
    If a Scilon goes bowling, goes to a movie, ball game, party, etc that is considered "out ethics" as one is letting down Mankind's only hope in a fit of irresponsible leisure.
    Of course a Scilon can't have a beer, wine, cocktail or any hard liquor as that would disqualify them from auditing (counseling) sessions for a time which is also out ethics and "Scilon Fail",

    Closest thing I have seen to Scientologists having fun is applause at an event (where one is sit-stand-sit-stand like a yo-yo to applaud LRH or DM). Scilons do have some kind of fun at meal times around a table if things happen to be going well in their ethics, auditing or training, and there is camaraderie in being mutually "on purpose".

    If, however, a Scilon starts cracking jokes, or acting silly they are immediately under suspicion of being a psycho as what Hubbard called a "Joker/Degrader". This is to be avoided so does not happen much. Best "fun" (not really) is when you get love-bombed for donating huge amounts of money but this only lasts till the check clears.

    So, fun and Scientology don't mix. Now you know why Scilons look sad and pasty-faced. No lulz.

    Anonymous=lulz
    Scilons=over serious.

    I am sure glad to be on the side of the lulz.
  26. King Nerd Member

    Re: Gold Base angers golfers.


    tl;dr Shitty life.
  27. MrNiceNice Member

    Re: Gold Base angers golfers.

    Thanks for the thoughtfully sad info. Sux2Bclam.

    "... starts cracking jokes, or acting silly they are immediately under suspicion
    of being a psycho as what Hubbard called a "Joker/Degrader".

    OOOhh, OOOUUUHH! Pick me, Pick me.

    Steve Miller The Joker Unplugged - Video

    metacafe, grade B feed, Not GoogleUtube
  28. pardmepard Member

    Re: Gold Base angers golfers.

    a scientologist has fun by getting caught masterbaiting, just so he can get a sec check
  29. Anon1720 Member

    Re: Gold Base angers golfers.

    Michael, does this no fun rule apply only to SO/Staff or to public as well?
  30. exOT8Michael Member

    Re: Gold Base angers golfers.

    All, it is applied to everyone.
    One is supposed to feel that auditing, training, giving money is fun. :-0
    Sea Org is supposed to be even more unlulzy than public Scilons though.
    They only smile at things which are "on purpose", and never jokingly.

    Ling to new thread on Scilon fun.

    http://forums.whyweprotest.net/290-ysosrs/what-do-scientologists-do-fun-37928/
  31. Re: Gold Base angers golfers.

    9 Iron: Check
    4 Wood: Check
    Sandwedge: Check
    Putter: Check
    2 Ball with 1-866-xseaorg on them: Double Check.

    HEY DM!!! SUCK ON MY WOOD AND BALLS!
  32. King Nerd Member

    Re: Gold Base angers golfers.

    And dOn'T FORGET TO STROKE THE SHAFT!!!
  33. anoninoob Member

    Re: Gold Base angers golfers.

    YFTB

    You Found the Ball?

    :)
  34. NoScope Member

    Re: Gold Base angers golfers.

    It's a little known fact, but in one of L Ron Hubbards' past lives he invented golf.

    LUL
  35. NoScope Member

    Re: Gold Base angers golfers.

    I wonder if this means the scifags will be starting a class that will help get rid of the thetan that causes bad golf swings
  36. TheBitch Member

    Re: Gold Base angers golfers.

    Oh shi-! First Will Smith, and nao Tiger Woods? and that nigra is just white enough to buy this shit too!
  37. bAnon Member

    Re: Gold Base angers golfers.

    dorfa.jpg
  38. exOT8Michael Member

    Re: Gold Base angers golfers.

    LOL.
    Drop this as a leaflet into Gold Base?
    Kidding of course.
  39. Anon-007 Member

    Re: Gold Base angers golfers.

    Wrong title.

    It should be Dwarf on Golf (unable to shoop at mo, but may try later)
  40. ScudMuffin Member

    Re: Gold Base angers golfers.

    You Fail.

    Should of hung around the Soulblighter community in 1999, man it was rad!

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