Greensboro, NC March 14 First Global in Greensboro. 6 brave anons made their way to the cult. Caek was had. Rain was felt. Honks were heard from people in cars. Appearantly some people who drive aren't in cars. Xenu and Gold Base Noise was played. Music was listened to. Lulz were had. Lady in car told us about how she used to live near St. Hill in England 2 guys parked and came and talked to us while a scilon took pics of their plates. Scilons stayed away for the most part. Hands were frozen, maxamas recieved pedo bear gloves. Pics and probably video will be coming in the following hours.