Hey guise, here's the thing. I use tor, and know how to do enough to maintain anonymous shit when I want to...but I want to set up either a bridge or a relay and I follow the directions in the windows in TOR and even though the TEST button comes back FINE...I am getting messages and can see that I have no traffic in our out WARNING YOUR SERVER HAS NOT MANAGED TO CONFIRM THAT its DIRPORT is REACHABLE WARNING YOUR SERVER HAS NOT MANAGED TO CONFIRM THAT its ORPORT is REACHABLE I realize this means I need to do something with my router and my firewalls. What I need for the pros to do is write a #%*U$^ how to open the router/firewall holes FOR DUMMIES...srsly the how to's that I find are written so far above my head my brain explodes. How about a well versed ANON who knows how to talk down to the little people writing a nice, step by step (pictures helpful) for those of us with TONS of bandwidth to share? I am willing to leave mine running at full bore all night for the Iranians and only slow it down during the day when I need to work...GUISE we could get SO many more people on board here. I already use firefox/tor button but have noticed since change to VISTA tor button is unreliable...I have a nice step by step on how to fix that and I can follow it (no time yet) SO, PLEASE LOOK UP at my plaintive WALL OF TEXT.. HALP!