HAPI - Scotland - Leaked Emails From: Hubbard Academy <HAPI-IDEAL@BTCONNECT.COM> Subject: New Release, Golden Dawn! To: Date: Saturday, July 11, 2009 Clix the pix to enlarge
re: HAPI - Scotland - Leaked Emails stupid clams think a glossy advertisement will overpower anons... Anonymous Technology © ₧♫
re: HAPI - Scotland - Leaked Emails so, this is the ENTIRE staff at Edinburgh: ALL the staff at HAPI Edinburgh | None | Followers of the disturbing Scientology cult - London and elsewhere In this photo: Sophia Perbohner, Sarah Fraser, Gillian Fraser, Francesca Perbohner, Amanda Leyden, Stephen Larkin, john gourlay, Iain Calder, Ruaraidh MacLeod, Paddy Mulligan, Gillian Sherwood, Gordon Calder, Frank Laidlaw, Fiona Compton, Wilma Laidlaw - which one is Francesca Perbohner? Does she work for Hewlett Packard? - Which one is Amanda Leyden? - WHich one is Rory? (Ruraidh McLeaod)? - Which one is Frank Laidlaw? - Which one is Wilma Laidlaw? THat's all (or very nearly all) the staff at Edinburgh. Pretty weak for a city that size.
re: HAPI - Scotland - Leaked Emails I LOLed at the spin that they put on their "special name" because they can't call their org a church in Scotland.
re: HAPI - Scotland - Leaked Emails Ah, the irony of a Sci talking about Freedom. Comparable to their talking about Ethics.
re: HAPI - Scotland - Leaked Emails I always understood that HAPI was named for historical reasons (a random whim of L Ron Scilon's pen back in the 60s), and is nothing to do with Scientology "not being allowed to call themselves a church in Scotland" (evidence please).
re: HAPI - Scotland - Leaked Emails We don't have any evidence of them not being allowed to call themselves a church, it's more urban folklore far as I know. Indeed, the glass on their front door clearly says Church of Scientology".
re: HAPI - Scotland - Leaked Emails Which members of the "entire staff" are "new" recruits? Edit: mainly interested in numbers of new recruits since the volunteer [sic] recruitment campaign began earlier this year
re: HAPI - Scotland - Leaked Emails One smiling older bloke. Lots (well, some) of young girls. Looks like a pedo's delight, doesn't it? "Oooohhh. Thank-you for that touch assist, Daddy!"
re: HAPI - Scotland - Leaked Emails Gillian Fraser is married, Gillian Shepherd is engaged (apparently), not sure about the other young'uns but it's not much of a delight. Edit: What muskerteerwang says below. Numpties.
re: HAPI - Scotland - Leaked Emails Laidlaw is front and centre in the book-wielding pic. He's a former Scotland rugby international (hence the rugby shirt in the email pic of him in a kilt with a big sword), although someone tried to deny that he was Laidlaw some time ago. Can't find the denial, but here's evidence that it's him; COACH CLASS; Iain Morrison meets Scott Murray, a player | Sunday Herald, The | Find Articles at BNET It was this mugshot that originally ID'd him; Frank Laidlaw - Scotland Rugby Player - Rugby-Heroes.net The HAPI CLAPI team still make me laugh. Aside from poster child Gillian and one or two other bits of Scilon totty they keep around, they're a bunch of elderly, overweight, nicotein-addicted numpties. Hardly an 'Ideal Org'... Oh, as for the guy crouching STC, pretty certain he was at the very first protest, sneering, taking pics, and wearing a bad suit.
re: HAPI - Scotland - Leaked Emails No way was this written by a Scotsman. Anyway.. I hereby summon the closest thing possible to a megaraid in Scotland.
re: HAPI - Scotland - Leaked Emails I would be surprised if the Charities Office (25 Chambers Street, Edinburgh, tel 0131.226 2626) would allow the word 'church' to appear in the name of an organisation which was neither charitable nor a church. It might be interesting if some Scotanon were to draw their attention to examples of Scifaggery passing itself off as a 'church' in Scotland. The Charities Office is a branch of the Scottish legal establishment and as such independent of the English Charity Commissioners.
re: HAPI - Scotland - Leaked Emails I'm sure they keep very quiet at HAPI. Wouldn't want to make a fuss in Scotland. The Scots aren't known for taking any bullshit.
re: HAPI - Scotland - Leaked Emails They want you to "join our clan". Orly? "Clan Scientology". I don't think so, jimmy. Clans are taken quite seriously by some. The Council of Scottish Clans & Associations seeks to preserve and protect this worldwide and maybe pedantic enough to raaaage at this. The COSCA website was COSCA - Council of Scottish Clans & Associations - not to be confused with COSCA - Counselling & Psychotherapy in Scotland (omg LOL). However, cosca.net site doesn't seem to exist anymore (or its temporarily down or moved) but there appears to be an active twitter. COSCA (COSCAnet) on Twitter. Harpoons to raise their awareness Braveheartfags?
re: HAPI - Scotland - Leaked Emails Gillian Fraser married Marko Topalovic in around May, in Croatia. Gillian Sherwood, the ginger lass, is engaged to Matt Brown. Google 'sherwood films' for her and Matt's new company that makes films about how amazing LRH is. (e.g. "scotland invented the fax machine, we're amazing..")
re: HAPI - Scotland - Leaked Emails As a person who is descended from highland Scots, this ad made me cringe and raeg simultaneously. It's both icky and embarrassing in ways I've never experienced before. Will "Clan Scilon" enter the Scottish Games? Will they use out-ethics staff instead of a caber? As for the sword dancing, I'd think it would be hard to do with all those bullet holes in your feet. And what the hell do they mean by "social middle class nonsense?" I like how they feel it necessary to word-clear clan (group) for readers who might be too goddamn stupid to already know the word. Maybe it's idiots they're after. "Wild, outrageous, unstoppable??" ORLY.../me tilts head sideways. Can they even tell the difference between fiction and reality? Braveheart was a MOVIE. It depicts the Victorian romantic idea of historical Scot life in the highlands. It isn't real! I love the little fantasy they spin you about wandering about seeing pipers and all that. "Then, of course, it's time to get back to work in the org..." where it sounds like you'll meet dozens of Hubbard wanna-bes who fancy themselves raconteurs and nonconformists. EWWW! I'm sure they'll allow you off leash to attend plays in Edinburgh or wander about on your own. HEY, THEY ONLY HAVE A PLANET TO SALVAGE, amirite? Lots of recreation time, I've heard. I hate this ad so much! And yet, the sheer stupidity of it is amusing. Whoever conceived of it should be taken out and flogged. Someone is clearly PTS to Ron there!
re: HAPI - Scotland - Leaked Emails actually, here's Gillian Fraser and Marko's wedding: Gillian Fraser marries Marko Topalovic | None | Followers of the disturbing Scientology cult - London and elsewhere ------------------------------------ and this is Rory (Ruraidhg? why with the fucking awkward spellings?):
re: HAPI - Scotland - Leaked Emails zomg Braveheart reference. facepalm.jpg and I'd just like to add this: LMFAO
re: HAPI - Scotland - Leaked Emails Sherwood Films Director Matt Brown is so successful, so renowned in his industry and so skilled in business management, that he has to rope in his own writers* to do all the camerawork... (*writers/fiancees)
re: HAPI - Scotland - Leaked Emails and here's iain calder and gordon calder: calder brothers | None | Followers of the disturbing Scientology cult - London and elsewhere
re: HAPI - Scotland - Leaked Emails Unbelievable set of goons. As someone said about another similar group, it's the staff at McDonalds on their night out. And someone should warn them that a few more screeds like this are likely to incite violence. The Scots keep daggers in their socks and they keep them sharp. Perhaps the Evening News would like a copy?
re: HAPI - Scotland - Leaked Emails Incite violence for using a few cultural metaphors in their promotion materials? This seems like a fairly extreme remedy for such a minor offence.
re: HAPI - Scotland - Leaked Emails Devil's advocate: aw, that's not very nice. A lot of people and recruited into cults because of low self-esteem. They can't help the way they look. They might be a really nice bunch of people. Sure their hearts are in the right place - i've met lots of Scientologists - they're almost all* very nice people. Deluded, but still sincere. *some of them under mind control can act out, get violent etc. but that's because they're minds have been raped by scientology. It's a really fucked up situation that isn't due to low intelligence. Mind control techniques and hypnosis are extremely powerful. So, please cut them some slack. Even if they get violent. I don't think it's their fault. --- ^ actually having said all that, i must admit I couldn't be bothered to read the leaked emails. so boring.
re: HAPI - Scotland - Leaked Emails Up the clan, L Ron, up the clan, bonnie Scotland, Braveheart, mist at dawn, large bowl of haggis - that was the gist of it
re: HAPI - Scotland - Leaked Emails You forgot the wandering pipe bands. If you insist, they all look charming*, especially the younger females. But their recruitment spiels arouse primeval instincts of some kind. *and intelligent.
re: HAPI - Scotland - Leaked Emails So back to my original question - how many new staff members are there at HAPI-clappy?
re: HAPI - Scotland - Leaked Emails WTF? Keep your violent fantasies to yourself. And no, the vast majority of scots (99.9999%) don't keep daggers in their socks. Come up to "present time" please. Be my gusset! Just try and not incite violence in people, mmm'kay?
re: HAPI - Scotland - Leaked Emails the Calder brothers are just fugly enough to be related to Eric "the Wanna-be" Calder - his spawn, perhaps? Eric was the muppet who tried to make Yellow Peril eat his own camera I was under the impression that there was a Co$ in Scotland (see: the Complex) until they had to "disappear" one night due to rent obligations etc not being met. While I have no proof for this, it is a known Co$ tactic, seen elsewhere.. They crept back in under the radar as HAPI. If you point out to the passing public who they really are, the passing public ain't impressed. The HAPI staff are noticable by looking glum at most opportunities and smoking the rest of the time. Their Way to Happiness involves the local bakery downstairs and the meat pies sold there. Dunno about who the new ones are, just lulzing at the few faces that still come out to play. this is relevant to my interests.
re: HAPI - Scotland - Leaked Emails Thare's sumthing rather funny about the overall dingeyness and cheeseyness of the whole Scilon Scotland operation.
re: HAPI - Scotland - Leaked Emails From: Hubbard Academy <gourlay@talk21.com> Subject: HAPI NEWSLETTER XX To: Date: Wednesday, July 15, 2009
re: HAPI - Scotland - Leaked Emails Only if we can all get shitfaced and go Haggis-hunting for the post-game
re: HAPI - Scotland - Leaked Emails Hmmm, For some strange reason, I seem to vaguely recall reading about Sherwood Films Accused Of Child Pornography - can't quite recall where, or indeed whether it was this Sherwood Films involved in pedophilia or a similar sounding company elsewhere? On a different note, Sherwood Films have set up an online survey for people to make comments about them. It's hosted on a specialist survey site, and I do hope that Sherwood Films is not involved with child pornography or pedophilia. You can find and participate in their survey here: Sherwood Films - Not A Child Pornography And Pedophilia Survey
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