How To: Call Scientology businesses anywhere for free This is only for the purpose of collecting information from orgs as for where their stress test carts are and if they're open before a raid. This is not for prank calls... no... that would be worng. This is also not for operation: Battletoads to reform, because that was not a fun operation that was not a great amount of lulz. so, step 1. make sure you have a microphone for your computer. I got mine for a dollar and it works great, don't spend too much. step 2. download skype and register a username with an anon email. step 3. if your computer has a sound card that can record input and output sound, do so. step 4. if step 3 cannot be done, download a program called "pamela" for skype. it records calls. step 5. on skype, start a conference call with some friends (because blackup is always needed) step 6. possibly host it on a website like shoutcast (only works if step 3 works. step 7. dial 1-800-goog411 that's 1-800-466-4411. step 8. if you want even more anonymity (from google's personal info trackers) hit *. step 9. follow instructions to call ANY scientology (or any other business) for free in north america. again, this is intended for information gathering and reconnisance. this is not for prank calls.