How to join anonymous?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Anonymous, Oct 26, 2012.

  1. Anonymous Member

    How can i join anonymous?
  2. Paroxetine Samurai Moderator

    There isn't any membership requirements.

    Are you on the internet? Congrats: You can be Anonymous.

    If you want to be the Anon here: Just find a group in your area and see what you can do via the forms.

    If you are looking for the hacking group Anon... You are in the wrong place. This group doesn't do that.
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  3. Anonymous Member

    yes im looking for the hacking group. can you maby provide some information on that?
  4. Anonymous Member

    If you can't figure even that out then you are already of no use to them.... who ever 'them' are. There are no connections here, nice try tho.
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  5. Anonymous Member

    Well its not like I automatically know how to join. that's why I'am here searching. Looks like I need to look somewhere else.
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  6. Anonymous Member

    In any other social group if you wished to join or become friendly with any members you would begin by conversations. You would not ask how to I become you would just hang out, talk and get involved people learn by doing.

    U do need to loo someplace else quite possibly.
  7. raboon Member

    Try the other site.
  8. Anonymous Member

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  9. Anonymous Member

    Threads like this give me a :)
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  10. It's like asking, "How can i join this world?" - Funny question, indeed.
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  11. Anonymous Member

    I'm looking to leave anonymous when my contract runs out.

    Where do I hand in my exit forms?

    Also, I have a lot of anonymous staff checksheets, handbooks etc, and a namebadge without a name on it.

    Any prospective new members want to snap this stuff up?
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  12. Anonymous Member

    All applications for anonymous hacking require a full security check to prevent any criminals, foreign spies, and derps from joining.

    Please write a 500 word essay explaining what contribution you can make, and why you want to join. Attach your full resume including education and work experience. You can leave out hobbies. Also send copies of any diplomas (starting from preschool) and all grade reports. Finally include a $300 application processing fee.

    Here is the address to mail your application to:

    Anonymous Hacking Inc.
    935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
    Washington, D.C. 20535-0001

    (202) 324-3000
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  13. Anonymous Member

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  14. Anonymous Member

    oh you gayse!!

    you do makes me larffff
  15. Anonymous Member

    Wrong... because you, VaD, can never be Anonymous.
    Rerally, stop trying to be cool and GTFO of our world.
  16. Anonymous Member

    re-really lol
  17. Anonymous Member

    Please wait while Accounting calculates your Freeloader Debt.
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  18. fishypants Moderator

    British applications should be sent to:

    PO Box 3255
    London SW1P 1AE
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  20. Anonymous Member

    Whatever you do, don't leak the Upper Anonymous materials, they are strictly confidential.
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  21. raboon Member

    However you join it's a lot easier than leaving.
  22. RightOn Member

    didn't you get the memo?
    they are all being repackaged as the Golden Dawn of Anonymous
    All members must repurchase
    The good thing is that it has 1/3 less typos!!!
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  23. Anonymous Member

  24. Anonymous Member

    You can check out any time you want, but you can never leave.

    ~The Eagles
  25. Anonymous Member

  26. Hope I don't sound like a total noob, but I just watched We Are Legion and I got chillz. How're y'all doing?
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  27. SOJOA Member

    Please post all personal information.

    SS#, bank accounts, home and work addresses, family tree and any and all phone numbers.

    We will be in touch.
  28. The Wrong Guy Member

  29. SOJOA Member

    Oh sure.....just go and show him our playhouse.
  30. salumi Member

    Stop taking the blues pills. Try the red one.
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  31. AnonModz Member

    If you had anything that was of value or use to them, then they would have found you. Or the other way around if you had anything to offer. Maybe if you prove yourself in other ways than hacking, then you might be put to good use, I am not saying that I am just saying.
  32. AnonModz Member

    Reminds me of my old bedroom in the attic when I was emo... Did you guys, heyyyyyyy, wtf you guys bought my old house and started the group there!? Pulled a fcking fast one on me man :p
  33. or both!
  34. Anonymous Member

    They already have all your details,contacts,passwords etc
  35. AnonModz Member

    Hahaha. probably. -no joke.
  36. really?? im just fed up with the lies that our government feed us to protect the banking industry who really rule the world ! how do we stop the madness of false info the feed the world
  37. Anonymous Member

    Shhhhh..... no caps lock bro
  38. Anonymous Member

    Where are you coming from? Some conspiracy theory, one of many that are abundant nowadays?

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