How To: LEVEL UP (newbies look here) Taken from another thread: LEVEL 0 (Observer): You hear about Anonymous protesting Scientology. GOALS: You have enough intellectual curiosity to take thyself to Google and find out WTF is going on. Find WWP. Register. Read. Think "OMGWTFBBQ GODDAMN CULT!" GAIN: Anonymous handle (social), RAEG (weapon), Useful Information (treasure) LEVEL UP! LEVEL 1 (New Anon): You find your local cell and make contact. GOALS: Study info about past /r/aids, laws in your area regarding masking, where and when protests are held, talk to active locals, exit the twisty passages all alike that are your basement walls and assorted detritus scattered on floor, attend protest if possible to check it out; if not possible to attend because you live in East Dumfuckistan or on a small uncharted desert isle or are underage B& with no wheels, figure out a way to be useful anyway. Learn how to read Chanonymous lingo. Accept that Longcat is, indeed, very long. GAIN: Anonymous contacts (social), a Rick Roll (weapon), over 9000 weblinx (defense / saving throws) LEVEL UP! LEVEL 2 (Junior EnturbLOLator): Cause Scientologists a measure of well-deserved butthurt. GOALS: Find and wear EFG mask at protest if legal in your area, yell "NO U!" and wave useful signage to help enturbulate Scilons or educate general public, slap down a Scilon apologist in a Comments section or on YouTube, write an article / make a relevant video / blog / write local newspaper or politicians / create fliers or YFTCs and distribute them / etc. Lather, rinse, repeat until you get an "I'm not a Scientologist, but..." or "Xenu is just a fictional character in a sci-fi novel" or "Scientology works and it helps people" or bullbaiting troll to flee in disgrace. Learn enough Scilong fucktardspeak to comprehend the moonbattery afoot, and to detect footbulletry you can use. GAIN: Over 9000 Scilon BAAWWWWs (treasure), a V mask (defense item), delicious and moist caek (treasure), over 9000 YFTCs / fliers (weapon), link to decentralized Anonsite (social) LEVEL UP! Original here: http://forums.whyweprotest.net/7-general-discussion/callout-you-useless-faggot-38828/16/#post760426 y/n / NYPA?
re: How To: LEVEL UP (newbies look here) needs more levels and AN HERO classes (namefag'd, OG, internet hate machien) hehe but nice idea - a bit like my sig really (1 point = one hours of work in each area)
re: How To: LEVEL UP (newbies look here) I kinda liked that idea too, can't find the related post with the leveling rules anymore though.
re: How To: LEVEL UP (newbies look here) Good to know. I've been wondering how the level system works, but Enturb up and died before I found the thread there.
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re: How To: LEVEL UP (newbies look here) Wow, glad you guys liked that. I was worried I'd had too much vodka when I wrote it. LOL. /me preens Thanks, terryeo2, this was great. Obviously vodka is the food of genius, so I am off to drink MOAR!! Who's to pub with me? My shout. LEVEL 3 (Junior SP): ScientoLOLogist stalks you liek Pedobear FTL GOALS: Go to protest or /r/aid. Look in shrubberies, find Scilon with camera. Point and laugh, do Carameldansen. Feel like Katie Holmes as Scientologists follow you around /r/aids trying to capture your shining visage on film. Discover Scitard infiltrator within the ranks, deviously hiding by holding a sign pointing at you (or, more likely, a fellow Anon of the wrong gender and age) with your Power Word and mug on it. Get called a HACKER ON STEROIDS. LOL at them. Read OTIII to make them wet their keks and flee. Devour mass quantities of caek and rejoice. Optional path: Find Scitard lurking in parking lot busily writing down tag numbers. Get called a RELIGIOUS BIGOT CYBERTERRORIST. LOL at them. Read OTIII to make them wet their keks and flee. Point and laugh, walk to bus stop. Rick roll entire bus. Announce that you do, indeed, liek Mudkips and that Elron is a con man. Devour mass quantities of caek and rejoice. GAIN: Personal stalker (treasure), a Mudkips (defense item), MOAR delicious and moist caek (treasure), O NOEZ Internetz infamy (weapon), tiny pocket Xenu! (weapon), STEROIDS! (weapon), lovely photo suitable for framing (treasure), C&D suitable for gloating (proof you have caused massive butthurtery on an EPIC scale) and then bumwiping (treasure) LEVEL UP! Feel free to pick apart original POAST: http://forums.whyweprotest.net/7-general-discussion/callout-you-useless-faggot-38828/8/#post760426
re: How To: LEVEL UP (newbies look here) The purpose to me seems to be . . getting people to LURK MOAR and Learn the Anon ways. So they don't do too many stupid shit and get themselves in trouble.
re: How To: LEVEL UP (newbies look here) OM NOM NOM NOM. Also, there was no purpose, originally, it was a joke. I basically [STRIKE]hit the keyboard with my helmet a few times[/STRIKE] gave no forethought whatsoever to what I typed out, just let my fingers do the walking after reading the thread, and [STRIKE]cat-like typing[/STRIKE] that is what came out. Believe you me, I was surprised and amused that said joke was taken SRS. OTOH, if it is considered amusing enough to run with, I have no objections to that, either. Feel free to mongle it or add to it or turn it into an RPG or point and laugh or kill it with fire, I will not get butthurt no matter what. It was just me being a goof. If it can be turned into a useful tool for n00bz, be my guest! I'm all for that. However, I WILL sing the praises of [STRIKE]demon rum[/STRIKE] vodka if it made someone LOL out there.
Re: How To: LEVEL UP (newbies look here) I think it's a great idea even if originally it was posted half seriously. Often that's how the best ideas work out, innit? 'Lurk moar' when there are a zillion threads and a community of anons that has changed a lot from a year ago just doesn't cut it alone.
Re: How To: LEVEL UP (newbies look here) Do we need levels ? Everybody should do their own thing. If it causes major butthurt to the cos thats great. But Anonymous does not operate on a gradient.
Re: How To: LEVEL UP (newbies look here) Anons especially but not only new ones could use some extra 'How To' dontcha think?
Re: How To: LEVEL UP (newbies look here) I've been lurking for months, reading for months and still don't know half of what is contained in these pages. In order to lurk moar I'd have to quit all my IRL stuff and then I couldn't afford to pay for my internets.
Re: How To: LEVEL UP (newbies look here) Well it gave me major lulz, as well as gave me some idea of where I stood as a noob; what more can I dooooo?
Re: How To: LEVEL UP (newbies look here) Personally, I think it pisses off the scilons that we mock their levels.
Re: How To: LEVEL UP (newbies look here) I have not recieved my tiny pocket Xenu. Where is your Customer Service line?
Re: How To: LEVEL UP (newbies look here) the rules for my sigs type of levels are simple: one level for each started hour of said action Print-anon - printing flyers and making banners... cake-anon - suppliying delicous caek and food for anons picket/flyer-anon - this is active raid duty anti-handler-anon - time spent pwning bullbaiters for the lulz i recall a few other categories, feel free to add yourself
Re: How To: LEVEL UP (newbies look here) you could always just write something like "been to X number of protests, i support my local cell with [banners, cake, transport, lulz] - and i lurve it" how so? I only wrote for each started hour because not all of those activities take a full hour... i guess you could say for each full hour of it, but a full hour of baking cake? does that count in the time its in the oven? it only takes five minutes to buy cake at a baker... you get the idea anyway, to me it doesn't matter how we anons show our achievements - I take pride in how i protest and how i contribute to my local cell, but i demand no personal glory or worship for it. (although that money the spylons keep telling me i get from big pharma has yet to show up)
Re: How To: LEVEL UP (newbies look here) Do you mean to say...that it's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake? This idea is revolutionary, I think it'll catch on.
Re: How To: LEVEL UP (newbies look here) And by idea editbuttonless anonfag is doin it wrong and means cake, not levelling.
Re: How To: LEVEL UP (newbies look here) cake can be easy to get - baking it - then waiting an hour for it to bake.. or spend jewgoldz on buying it - much faster - more costly thus, 1 hour of cakeanon activity can vary imensly on how much cake is ready at the end of the hour. look, the idea is just to tally how much work you've done as an anon on what it also makes it all the more easy for OSA to C&D you for the right reasons: "we're C&D'ing you for making delicious cake to cyber terrorists" lol
Re: How To: LEVEL UP (newbies look here) 1-800-4PFIZER We are sorry for your inconvenience. Or ask RR if he got any extra tiny pocket Xenus (with parachutes) at the last raid.
Re: How To: LEVEL UP (newbies look here) Lern2spellpfizer. ...orly. /stalks the newfag RR WHERES MY FUCKING XENU
Re: How To: LEVEL UP (newbies look here) Oi, typos. I will fix. I should have just looked at my Big Pharma payout cheques, amirite? Oh, wait....
Re: How To: LEVEL UP (newbies look here) What level do we have to get to before we get a sword? That's what I'm aiming for! Oh yeah, I didn't get a pocket Xenu either. I'll trade you a GF masked Rosey the Riverter punk pin for a pocket Xenu.
Re: How To: LEVEL UP (newbies look here) what RAEG? I get Recent Advances in Exploration Geophysics. Der. Nvm. Gotit.
Re: How To: LEVEL UP (newbies look here) I've had major wins since i joined chanology! and i cay it again... it was win after win after win.
Re: How To: LEVEL UP (newbies look here) I love this and I think I know you. <3 EDIT: write an article / make a relevant video / blog / write local newspaper or politicians. This is a very important training drill. For best results use daily. I was hitting blogs and news sites (that took comments) every morning as part of my routine. Gotta get back to that, thanks for the pool cue.
