How to preemptively shut down stress test tables You see, At the tables, they work with cue cards to help guide them along. these cue cards in fact The plan is simple, pass out these cards near the stress test table and watch as people, hearing the verbatim spiel, get pissed and leave. Humans hate shit like this, because it gives the impression that its rigged (it is) without you doing much of anything. informing them its rigged is another approach. Tell them they can make the dial jump by squeezing their toes, etc and that no matter what they do, the result will always be them getting a hard sell of an expensive scilon book.