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I have a Thetan who does things to my mirror and it's annoying. What Should I Do?

Discussion in 'News and Current Events' started by BlackRob, Sep 9, 2012.

  1. BlackRob Member

    Hi peeps!

    A while back i started this thread, and the thread was closed because the names we're visible of the people that posted these things on FB. I now removed the names, and i hope it's OK for the moderator this time. I think these screenshots are powerful, because it shows us what's going on in the mind of the average Scientologist. Enjoy.

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  4. BlackRob Member

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    LOL... "Amazing Night with LRH":

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  7. BlackRob Member

    And the regging keeps going on:

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  8. Anonymous Member

    Here's what she should do about her wayward thetan:

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  9. BlackRob Member

    Sending her 12yr old into the Sea Org...:

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  12. CarterUSP Member

    Translation: Had a normal day, some people at Walmart were doing what regular people in Walmart do, scientologist sticks her nose into other people's business, people get annoyed, scientologist laughs.

    Surely this poor clam should have thought - People had upsets, I applied the tech to resolve the situation and instead of solving it, the situation got worse. Maybe teh tech doesn't work.
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  13. BlackRob Member

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    This one is actually very sad:
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    I don't have a clue what he is talking about, but i guess Scientology asked him to put it up after he was critical for not receiving his ?books?

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  14. SOJOA Member

    These could all be enteries in the in book "Whispers".
  15. CarterUSP Member

    THE STUPID IS BURNING MY SKIN!!!!!!1!eleven!!!!eleventyeleven!!!
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  16. grebe Member

    I know the perfect guy for her.
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  17. anonamus Member

    Luckily, I don't brush my teeths. Think about all the prozac I've avoided.
    Oh scientologeists, how should we get our daily lulz without you?
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  18. RightOn Member

    sad. very sad
    Scientology=mush for brains
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  19. Missfit Member

    dude....it's super funny until you realize they are sincere in their beliefs. Then its terrifying.
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  20. BlackRob Member

    Like everyone is waiting for you to mix in their business and ask them if they like their job... Sure.

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  21. Anonymous Member

    There's a difference between taking an intro course or two and being "in" Scientology. Those people are in Scientology.

    I knew an OT who could tell if someone was an SP. He said he could look at a person and see all this "machinery" around them. These SPs were also Scientologists. Everytime I saw him he would tell me that so and so was an SP. I guess he was looking at all their body thetans. Eventually it got to the point where I figured out that he was telling others that I was an SP. Not one person in the org thought he was a nut because he was an OT. Instead, he was looked up to by us pre-clears. Thinking such thoughts and expressing them is also a crime called INVALIDATING THE STATE OF CLEAR.

    If they don't become health food fanatics they become conspiracy theorists. If they don't become that, they become Scientologists. Or all three.
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  22. BlackRob Member

    This dude was all alone in the cinema, watching Knight & Day and he had loads of fun. HUH?

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  23. With apologies to Robert Louis Stevenson


    I have a little thetan that goes in and out with me,
    And what can be the use of him is more than I can see.
    He is very, very like me from the heels up to the head;
    And I see him jump before me, when I jump into my bed.

    The funniest thing about him is the way he likes to grow--
    Not at all like proper thetans, which is always very slow;
    For he sometimes shoots up taller like an india-rubber ball,
    And he sometimes gets so little that there's none of him at all.

    He hasn't got a notion of how thetans ought to play,
    And can only make a fool of me in every sort of way.
    He stays so close beside me, he's a coward, you can see;
    I'd think shame to stick to nursie as that thetan sticks to me!

    One morning, very early, before the sun was up,
    I rose and found the shining dew on every buttercup;
    But my lazy little thetan, like an arrant sleepy-head,
    Had stayed at home behind me and was fast asleep in bed.
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  24. Anonymous Member

    Thank Op! Reading this filled me me with disgust, anger, sadnees, etc. Oh, reality.
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  25. Anonymous Member

    Me again. Don't get me wrong- reality is good and I appreciate this glimpse into how they think.
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  28. Missfit Member

    WOW, Such a win! I just had a super win too! I was hungry for yogurt and I got up and went to my fridge...lo and behold, YOGURT!!!.....that I purchased a week ago, you know, cause I postulated I would be hungry for yogurt today.

    but seriously you guys, the yogurt was delicious.
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  29. anonamus Member

    Here's a win *I* want to share with all you blind scientologists:
    One day, I went to the internet and read a lot of stuff I wasn't supposed to read and know about. Little after little the puzzlepieces fell into place, and I could see clearly how I was belured and tricked into believing the Hubbard scam.
    If you dare, have a peek at this, it might be an eye-opener for you:
    http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Fishman/Xenu/scs.html
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  30. BlackRob Member

    Her way of getting money is by telling other people her wins and posting on Razzline. Maybe i should try it too?

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    She could always use the Thetan Hand Technique:

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  33. Anonymous Member

    As Tony Ortega pointed out, none of these super homo novis with magi powers ever use their powers to do anything truly amazing. it's always trivial things, like changing red traffic lights to green ones, or turning on the tv and seeing what they hoped would be on.

    The stupidity, it burns.
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  34. Tourniquet Member

    Scientologists are control freaks and narcissists. This helps to explain why Miscavige is still top dog, being way beyond all others in these particular pursuits, in painstaking emulation of his true father, L. Ron Hubbard.

    If the question "What would 'Ron' do?" can be successfully answered in any given situation, it would be possible to also know exactly what Miscavige would do.
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  35. BlackRob Member

    No disconnection policy huh?

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  36. anonamus Member

    But OFFICIALLY, "THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS, AS..AS.. DISCONNECTION!" :

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  37. BlackRob Member

    Ok... So you are "on course" for 10 years, for at least 30 hours a week. And you still didn't achieve your dreams (Getting maried, kids and holding public office). And you are happy with the results? C'mon son.

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  38. BlackRob Member

    But but but but.... We don't offer services to kids!!!

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    Trained auditors look younger:

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