IDs Needed: Clearwater Scientology Handlers

Discussion in 'News and Current Events' started by anonymous612, Sep 5, 2012.

  1. anonymous612 Member

    (Feel free to move this thread wherever appropriate)

    My goal is to make sure that absolutely no Scientologist we run into in Clearwater on a regular basis can possibly get away with assaulting a protester without us knowing exactly who he or she is. This should be taken as both a list of people we'd like IDs on AND as a list of people to watch out for, should they surface at some other Org. Everyone on this list has attempted to assault, interfere with, or otherwise fuck with a protester or protest, and should you run into them somewhere else, I'd recommend you assume they are there to interfere with your raid in one way or another.

    Names in quotes are what we refer to them as, not their actual names. Feel free to contribute if you recognize anyone we don't know the name of. Same thing goes if we have someone's name wrong.


    Peter "Peetie" Mansell
    Psychopathic head of Flag OSA (at least he used to be, seen so rarely these days he may have been demoted)
    Former head of PR at Saint Hill.
    Goes from friendly to violent in seconds. Has tried to hit protesters with a car, multiple assaults, raving lunatic.
    Hates it when you claim he's a New Zealander.
    Originally sent to Clearwater to clean up the bad PR from Lisa McPherson's death.
    Once famously and totally appropriately described as the guy who, if Miscavige wanted a suicide bomber, would be the first person to strap a bomb to his chest.
    Once (when I was a wee little newfag) threatened to show up on my doorstep, thereby convincing me to keep protesting. Thanks, Peetie. <3 (how's that for editorial commenting?)


    "That guy who looks like a fat Mike Rinder"
    Spotter/handler, carries a gun during protests


    Theodore Tsafatinos (also goes by Teddy)
    Assaulted protesters, lied to police, extreme short temper
    Owns many of the scientology-connected stores in downtown Clearwater.


    Possibly David Miscavige's dad


    Jorge "Whoreo Cookie" Serrano (also goes by Giorgio)
    Multiple assaults. May have moved to California. Parents are divorced OT8s.
    Knocked up his teenaged girlfriend (who is italian, thus the "giorgio" namechange).
    Has his last name tattooed down his arm, an infinity sign on his index(?) finger, and some elvish shit on his wrist.
    Famous quotes: "YOU WANNA FUCK? LET'S GO RIGHT NOW."


    Drew Sweet
    Has an incredibly stalker-like obsession with Darth Xander's face.
    Pretty sure this is the only shirt he owns.
    When Scientology claimed Shawn Lonsdale assaulted a scientologist, then-OT4 Drew was their only "witness."


    Openly admit being hired by OSA.


    Multiple assaults, batshit crazy, called a cop a "fishkiller" once (what?)


    "Bike Twins" (also known as THOSE BASTARDS)
    Possibly scientologist plants, possibly general fuckface thieves.
    No, I don't actually expect you to recognize them.
    But if you do, someone get my fucking jacket back.


    Assaulted AnonSparrow back when he was allowed to protest here.
    Got her ass verbally handed to her by police.


    Sarah Heller (aka "Peetie's Secretary")
    PR-bunny, pretend legal expert, notary public.
    Famous for her attempts to flirt with police to distract from her pathological lying.
    Hates being photographed. Ego the size of a horse.
    Daughter of Hubert Heller, who so desperately wanted to fuck with Ursula Caberta.
    (link #2 here)


    Antonio Heraldo Avila
    Flag Security. Afraid of little old ladies in wheelchairs.
    Lied to the police claiming AMA assaulted him.
    Thinks protesting together counts as enough of a relationship for a domestic violence restraining order.
    I wish I was kidding.


    "Irish Michael," name may actually be Michael
    Handler. Has a crush on AMA. Has horseteeth.


    "Not Irish Michael"
    Handler. Prone to stalking.


    Paul Kellerhaus, "PK," "Pikachu"
    PK is CoS's nickname for him.
    Highranking Flag Security.
    Sat on Lisa McPherson to stop her from escaping.
    Prone to shouting "GET OFF MY BUSH" at protesters.


    Maureen O'Keefe
    Obnoxious bitch. Classic bullbaiter.
    Some connection to OSA, don't recall how formal.


    "Romeo." First name = David.
    Longterm Flag Security. Loves the ladies. Thinks he's witty.
    Always looks like he's ten seconds from crying.


    Right: "Not Juliet
    Left: "Also Not Juliet"
    Flag Security


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  2. anonymous612 Member

    Doyle Mills (aka Orman Doyle Mills)
    Handler and CCHR toadie
    Wife left him and Scientology to be a lesbian (lol)
    One of the main forces behind the "Pave The Way" frontgroup.
    Willing to chat. Needs to stop making his photo albums public.


    Handler, cameraman, general asswipe.
    Incapable of resisting being a smartass.
    Possibly in the closet deeper than Tom Cruise.


    Supposedly his real name is James Bond.
    Not James Bond. Still a creepy bastard.
    Stalkerish handler.


    "Mary." Real name possibly something like Gary or Larry.
    Former or current Flag Security.


    Ben Shaw.
    Either did not blow or back in.
    Is definitely confirmed currently in Scientology.


    Possibly Harvey Jacques? Not Harvey Jacques. Who is he, then?


    "Ryan Gosling"
    Flag Security.
    Fucking adorable.


    Judy Fagerman
    In charge of Tampa Bay's Volunteer Ministers
    Scientology's nickname for her is "Vollie" but we already have one of those.
    Once she lays down, she can't get back up. I'm not joking, I've seen it happen.


    "Doc" or "Doc FlagOT"
    Flag Security.
    Once told 911 we were cursing in front of children.
    When police arrived, story changed to "They were being loud. And LAUGHING."
    Has amazing eyebrows.
    Seriously, just ungodly amazing eyebrows.


    Flag Security. Fond of cameras.
    Slightly sociopathic.


    Left: "Boring Man"
    Center and right: "Sunglasses"
    Flag Security.
    Boring Man relatively harmless, Sunglasses very big on invasions of personal space.


    Left: "Baldy"
    Right: "Curly." First name = Vladimir.
    Flag Security.
    Baldy not very fond of NYC Anons. Also, he's SENSITIVE.


    The team responsible for our completely fucktarded LRH Birthday video every year.
    The girl is prone to catastrophically forgetting lines, the guy thinks he's a director.
    Don't understand how public sidewalks work.
    Sorry for shitty photo on the right, will upgrade.


    Dude on the left has no front teeth.
    Dude on the right comes across as douchey as he looks.


    Has been around since LMT days, when they called him "Nick."
    Some run-ins with AnonSparrow back in the day, too.
    Nasty piece of work.


    Claims his name is Scott.
    Some sort of OSA volunteer. Likes to play the nice guy.
    Possible Sea Org.

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  3. anonymous612 Member

    Bruce Thompson
    Former Philly DSA.
    Rumor has it he left his post for the Sea Org.


    Bullbaiter. Likes to work with Maureen O'Keefe.


    "Vollie" (not to be confused with Judy Fagerman, above)
    So named because he's such a shitty handler he must be a volunteer, because no one would pay him for such subpar work.


    Works at the Fort Harrison as a concierge or security or some shit like that.
    You know that quote about how insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results?
    Yeah, Barney doesn't know that quote.


    Left: "Juliet" (fixed. All these dudes look alike sometimes)
    Right: Marco (last name = ?)
    Flag Security.


    Flag Security. Newbie.
    Can't hide his emotions very well.
    Has a weird-ass watch.


    Still need photos on: FlagSecs Blondie, Nicholas Cage.
    Inb4 photos of Nicholas Cage the actor.
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  4. Anonymous Member

    I like the information. Keeping track of the Scientology corporation's dogs is an excellent idea and may come in quite handy.

    (But please: Just the facts ma'am.
    Editorial comments like "nasty piece of work" kind of detract from the hard data.)

    Thanks for the work in putting this together.
  5. Anonymous Member

    At first I was like:
    But then I was like:
    And now I'm like:

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  6. Darth Xander Member

    Romeo's real name is in fact David. That is not Harvey, who is much fatter. Curly's real name is Vladimir.

    Also, you're missing Marco. Will get pic of him on next visit there.

    Ben Shaw may or may not have blown, but he's definitely currently in.
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  7. bAnon Member

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  8. anonymous612 Member

    Well dude, it was your photo. Next time don't label your photos Harvey if they aren't Harvey. Silly Xander.

    And who the fuck is Marco.

    Spencer is a nasty piece of work. He'd shove you into the street in a heartbeat if he thought he could get away with it. Anyone who thinks otherwise has never met him.

    Remember, half the purpose of this was to give other people who run into these guys a heads up about what to expect.
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  9. Anonymous Member

    Thank you 612:)
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  10. Darth Xander Member

    Look at that old pic of Spence. Tell me that's not the inspiration for Beavis.
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  11. amaX Member

    I don't like how you tell Six that she's doing it wrong. I think what you should do is just say that the thread is awesome and thank her for starting the thread. It detracts from the thread when you muck it up with criticism that is ridiculous. Carry on. Unless you're going to bitch again.
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  12. Darth Xander Member

    Nope. Not mine.
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  13. anonymous612 Member

    Oh that's right. It's CWA's.

    I should have guessed.
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  14. Darth Xander Member

    If you recall Six, we ran into Scott while he was riding a motorbike. He had on a white navel shirt. Sea Org wannabe?
  15. Anonymous Member

    Need more pics of Sarah for positive ID.
  16. Anonymous Member

    I appreciate it all the photos, Spencer is just a little slimy sociopath and while I prefer women I think he prefers men, just check out the sunglasses. You like that OSA Spencer likes men not women you know LRH doesn't like that to much.
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  17. lostatsea Member

    Siiix. There's also Blondie Bear, the Flag Sec, who crossed the street when Charlie was trying to giving him a 2nd dynamic speech, IIRC (he ended up having to give the speech to Ryan Gosling). He was on the videos fairly often in last weeks raids.(Not that I know how to get stills from videos, sadly.)

    Edit: Never mind---saw your footnote re: photos needed, just now.
  18. anonymous612 Member

    Everyone needs more pics of Sarah.
    See the last post:
    I'll be able to pull video stills for him, I'm just lazy. It'll be up soon.
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  19. Anonymous Member

    Wow. Are you really as upset as you sound in this post? Do you think six has a delicate ego and can't handle a little constructive criticism mixed in with praise and gratitude?

    Your post does not do justice to six's strength.
  20. anonymous612 Member

    How about everyone involved chill the fuck out before you kill my good mood?

    Besides, your criticism sucked.
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  21. Darth Xander Member

    Don't forget Marco, the shorter Flag Security guy who wears shades.
  22. anonymous612 Member

    Oh shoot, I know who you mean now. Marco's a real name or nickname?
  23. Darth Xander Member

    Good job with this Six. Very useful.

    Btw, I thought James Bond was someone completely different. How did that happen?
  24. Darth Xander Member

    Real name.
  25. anonymous612 Member

    Can't tell if srs.

    According to a protester no longer with us, that guy's name was James Bond, and other scientologists used to troll him by calling him 007. I think he may be the same one we used to call "Stoop Kid" because he used to watch us from the stoop of the pink church.
  26. Darth Xander Member

    Yes, serious. Based on some miscommunication I thought he was someone else.
  27. lostatsea Member

    I saw and edited. Very good. Carry on. :)

    Also, nice thread, girl!
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  28. amaX Member

    You post like you know how Six is and yet you criticize her for adding descriptions that are pure Six. Are you really upset as you sound that I didn't give your post a seal of approval? Nothing I ever post does justice to Six's Great Strength. Now stop posting so we don't both get in trouble.
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  29. anonymous612 Member

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  30. lostatsea Member

    The Doyle Mills tailgate photo = LOFL.
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  31. anonymous612 Member

    So James Bond is not James Bond and I'm going to stop taking CWA's word on things.
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  32. lostatsea Member

    Bruce Thompson, was Philly DSA, but always managed to show up everywhere and get up in every other org's business. Rumor has it (from another thread) is that he left his position for the Sea Org. So you'll prolly see him again.
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  33. anonymous612 Member

    Yes! Thank you! I knew he was from some out of town OSAfag. I just couldn't place where.
  34. Darth Xander Member

    Well, I meant maybe I got it wrong. I dunno. I'll grab a pic of who I think it is next time I'm down and we can figure it out.
  35. anonymous612 Member

    No, that's not James Bond, someone else confirmed.
  36. Chipshotz Member

    Thanks six, very interesting.
    Which one is Xanders main handler- "Curly." First name = Vladimir? The Asian looking dude.
    "Spencer" looks craaaazy
  37. Darth Xander Member

    Uh, all of them? (At one time or another.)
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  38. lostatsea Member

    Xander's handler is now All Antonio, All The Freaking Time. Or so it seems.
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  39. anonymous612 Member

    Currently Antonio is glued to Xander's hip.

    Spencer isn't actually asian, his face is just all scrunchy.

    EDIT: Added Marco, Rolex, and another flagsec. Still working on Blondie.
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  40. Anonymous Member

    Does Ben Shaw travel to New England? Is he experienced with boats? Does he sometimes build his own boats? Does he ever take on occasional jobs, like transporting a boat down to Clearwater for anyone? And does he have a "girlfriend" rather than a wife or partner?

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