Infuriation 101 First of all, the goal isn't to make the Scientologists straight-out attack us, but there are many peaceful ways we can bug the shit out of them when they come picking a fight. Don't argue with them; it's like trying to tell a bird to stop flying into windows. Instead, do what we do best: spam and annoy. -If a Scientologist demands you break up your protest (or threatens with legal action), turn to your fellow protesters and say "Okay, guys, he wants us to stop. The protest is over, it's now a dance contest." Then play Rick Astley and dance until he leaves. Lulz ensue. -If a Scientologist gets in your face (past videos suggest they will), offer them a breath mint. If they refuse, keep offering until they give up. -If they demand to know your name, answer Richard C. Mongler, Pedro Baere, or any other meme variation name you can think of. No real names like Chris Hansen, they may be able to claim that as identity theft or some crap like that. Anon E. Moose is fine too. -Keep an index card in your pocket. When Scientologists ask for your ID, say "Do you want this ID?" and then go Card Crusher on it. Bonus points for getting it on camera and zooming in at the right time. -Pick a random accent to speak in. If more than one Scientologist approaches you, change your accent for each one. Stupid and sophomoric, I know, but Anon is not Anon if he does not deliver lulz to every situation he attends. Post better ideas here.