Is Marty a Vogon?

Discussion in 'Independent Scientology' started by Caliwog, Mar 13, 2011.

  1. subgenius Member

    That would be cool, and I'm sure he can do it in such a way as to preserve his status as a legend in his own mind.

    I'm still confident that OJ can find the real killers too.
    Hey, it could happen.
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  2. subgenius Member

    Man, Marty's shit poetry is fucked up.
    An "ode"???? More like an odor.
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  3. 7 kids, 3 wives and a bigamist.
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  4. subgenius Member

    OK, the fraud, abuse, deaths, mental enslavement, the ruination of many lives was bad enough, but bad poetry?
    This shall not stand!
    This Is Why!
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  5. veravendetter Member

    The tech gave him his awesome relationship skills.

    Plus, the little chirrups I hear talking of forgiveness for the 'new' Marty. I have a forgiving nature, but I usually expect an apology first. Surely this rule of thumb applies here too? It's like a burglar handing you back the toaster and expecting a pat on the back as you stand in your empty house. The starry-eyed idealism he puts out would have a less ersatz taste if he simply 'fessed up' properly. It's enviro-friendly, Marty-lite. Looks ok on paper, but when unwrapped it's still just a Marty-bar.
    (Old point, I know)
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  6. JohnnyRUClear Member

    Words fail me. (They failed Mahty, too, but he evidently didn't notice.)
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  7. OTBT Member

    Don't hold your breath waiting.
  8. Zak McKracken Member

    Psychiatrists robbed your house, but left the toaster behind.
    David Miscavige squirreled the toaster, but Marty saved the toast.

    look, toastie thetans! Hubbard was right all along!

  9. Anonymous Member

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  10. OTBT Member

  11. Did you read further down in the blog? LOL
  12. veravendetter Member

    Miscavige burnt the toast; Marty's scraping off the black bits into the sink. Rinder's ready to spread from a tub of, 'I Can't Believe It's Not Better'.
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  13. subgenius Member

    Reminds me of those who have nothing to say.....but say it anyway.
  14. subgenius Member

    Dayum, you guise are phunny.
  15. tamsonsbairn Member

    Marty waxes lyrical about his ex leader, a man who put his own wife in jail (how ethical is that). Lo and behold who is in attendance when mcsavage browbeats the ex leaders wife into signing away her inheritance, our marty, typical.
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  16. You never know! Even Darth Vader found redemption in the end!!!11 ("Uh, dude? ...That was fiction.")

    Marty's obsession with Miscavige is creeping me the fuck out, though. Multiple references to the "dictator" in his florid ode to LRH? C'mon, son.
  17. CarterUSP Member

    Mahty's poetry works and it helps people.
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  18. Disco Necked Member

    Thank you for listening?
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  19. OTBT Member

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  20. Caliwog Member

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  21. Its ok When I was in the cult I thought these songs were great as well so your not the only one but it is funny hearing how much it sucked lol
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  22. Caliwog Member

  23. Smurf Member

    Reminds me of Big Mouth from 'Philippines Got Talent'.
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  24. Smurf Member

    Yet, all his ex-Scilon fans with their brown noses are dancing with glee & sucking up to every word spewing from the Marty's mouth.
  25. RolandRB Member

    Like LRH sang.
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  26. Caliwog Member

    I don't know that I'd believe that if I didn't see it myself. Are they serious? Or are they just kissing his ass because that's what they are trained to do? I mean, even if you're being forgiving and supportive, even if you don't have a negative view of Marty, that poem is truly terrible. We're talking "The Day the Clown Cried" terrible.

    I know Hubbard said to tell an acceptable truth for PR purposes, but "What a great poem, Marty" is stretching the bounds, even for a Scientologist.

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  27. Anonymous Member

    Where's the dwarf?

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  28. TWTH, The Way To Happiness:

    Marty Rathbun writes the poems.......

    Barry Manilow writes the songs.......

    Can these wrongs ever be righted?.......

  29. an0nim0uz Member

    It's like Twilight, but Scientology related. That's how fucking bad it is.
  30. Anonymous Member

    Bruce Johnston of The Beach Boys wrote "I Write the Songs".
  31. My condolences to the Johnston family.

    Barry Manilow did however write many songs. He merely claimed his songs made the whole world happy, ironically that one by Bruce Johnston failed to, kinda like Mandy, etc., ad nauseum.

    Thank God, Marty Rathbun has not written as many poems.


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