Jive Aces on Alan Titchmarsh Show

Discussion in 'Media' started by Malory, Jan 30, 2013.

  1. Malory Member

    Just been shown in the UK - I missed it, but will post a link as soon as it appears on ITV Player. Looks like the Scilons were given a free pass to promote the cult on national television so it's time to man harpoons.

    Oh, and infodump thread for background.

    Edited: Adding Youtube of segment. Thanks Horseradish.

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  2. RightOn Member

    awww wtf?
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  5. Malory Member

    Just off the phone with ITV who really don't give a damn, but please, please, please ring that number and say you want to register a complaint because a number of complaints is taken notice of. They'll tell you to email but we need phone complaints to be logged as well.

    Once we see what was broadcast we can look into filing complaints with Ofcom.
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  6. Malory Member

    Can someone crosspost this to ESMB and OCMB please? Thanks.

    We need emails going in and phone calls to ITV. Every call is logged and a note made of the number of complaints so it's important for Britfags to get moving on this. We need to push for a right of reply and equal airtime to be given to the other side of the story.
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  7. pedrofcuk Member

    Just off the phone myself and sent email also called the Sun.
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  8. Fuck the harpoons,man the nukes.
    Let ITV know that one jive aces disconnected from his own daughter.
    I can't remember which one,but I bet anon will deliver.
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  9. RightOn Member

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    I saw the first bit and then suffered a power outage. it isn't up of the iplayer yet but what i saw was...
    Jive Aces open the show with a song, the presenter comes out, says sci is controversial and all the members of Jive Aces are scis, talks to the bands singer who says sci saved him from drugs, he met his wife, and he is about to celebrate 20 years of marriage with his wife (this got a round of applause). Then the presenter sat down with a Sci PR man who said it had saved him from drugs.
    I lost power at this point but somebody on Twitter said a sociologist was talking about sci on the show, so it might not be all bad.
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  13. pedrofcuk Member

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  14. jensting Member

    I trust the spokes-clam wasn't Graeme Wilson (I honestly don't know if he parades that story).

    But if it were, someone please remind everyone of Graeme having to grovel in the high court.
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  15. Anonymous Member

    No, it was some guy about 30 years old.
  16. SeenTheLight Member

    That was Mark Pinchin, London Ideal Org's Director of Public Affairs (33 this year) He's on the right here.

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  17. Anonymous Member

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    what's a "knob titch"?
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  20. Anonymous Member

    knob: In slang, the male genitalia.

    titch: Alan Ttitchmarsh.
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  21. RolandRB Member

    He's lost the plot.
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  22. Anonymous Member

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  23. RightOn Member

    I guessed what knob was... but how does that make sense? A dick Alan Titchmarsh?
    I thought titch meant some sort of insect or a sore or something grose
  24. RolandRB Member

    Maybe it was a play on "knob itch". Not sure. The subtlety and sauveness of this comment maybe goes over my head.
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  25. Sonichu Moderator

    oh Scientology, The cat is out of the bag, ran out the org, and is outside wearing a guy fawkes mask.

    Your reputation is putrid. You thought you could sneak in under the radar? Tough Shit. Anons don't even have to call you out anymore. Just watch the twitter comments roll out.
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  27. Malory Member

    Needs to be Youtubed since it was nothing more than a fucking puff piece for the cult.

    Did you all know that you don't need to pay a penny to be a Scientologist? Seriously, that's what was said.
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  28. Malory Member

    Right, need namefagged people in the UK and Ireland to address complaints to Ofcom about this since I think there's a clear case under generally accepted standards.

    Complaints form -
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  29. Oh what a brilliant commercial for scientology mark pinchin as the next scn celeb oh my, graeme was too miserable to appear?
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  30. Anonymous Member

    Phoned - they couldn't give a fuck.

    Pooned - waiting for a response, automated no doubt

    Off to walk the dog around the block to cool down. RAEG!!! On my internets is bad enough, but long slow virtual blow job in prime telly!!! Gimme a break.
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  31. Bump.
    Next week on the Alan titchmarsh show.
    The Talaban ABBA tribute band.
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  32. novu Member

    The following "facts" have just been broadcast on the Alan Titchmarsh show:

    • Donations to Scientology are entirely optional.
    • Scientology has millions of members worldwide.
    • 80% of UK crime is drug related.
    • Celebrities are not important to Scientology. (Alan didn't ask why they have Celebrity Centres all over the world in that case.)
    • You can leave Scientology without any recrimination.
    • A small group of ex-members are responsible for all the bad press.
    • Going Clear was not released in the UK due to the information in it not being true.
    • 12 BRAND NEW churches opened in last year.
    • 8000 Churches in 167 countries.
    • "what is Scientology" is 4th highest on the "Google what is list" (this might be true, I don't know what the "Google what is list" is, I asked Google but it didn't know either!)

    That's just what I noticed on first watch, there's obviously lots more lies to ask them about..
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  33. Malory Member

    People answering the phone will blow you off but the amount of complaints have to be logged.

    Next step is to 'poon the production company which makes the show.

    And for Twitterfags -
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  34. RightOn Member

    are you freakin' kidding me?
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  35. Christ on a crutch, those horrible decades-old Yellow Zoot-suits can walk themselves on stage at this point and I'm sure they'd have more credibility without these ronbot conmen inside spewing Lies about the scam of Scientology.
  36. RightOn Member

    yes agreed.
    and the opitomy of dorkdum
  37. Anonymous Member

    This istrue, "What is scientology" was the 4th highest "What is...?" search on Google in the UK last year, beating out "What is autism" in 6th place and "What is diabetes" in 7th.
  38. Malory Member

    The lulzy thing is the question pulls up a list of critical sites.
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  39. RolandRB Member

    And therein you have pointed out something profound. This would not have happened a year ago. But now the tide has turned.
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  40. Sonichu Moderator

    That's really what I meant. I mean we didn't even see this coming. We totally dropped the ball on this one. We had no idea it was coming. And yet, just look at Twitter. The General Public knows pretty well that Sci is a huge joke.

    My favorites are the people that pointed out that he never really managed to answer questions.
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