Discussion in 'Celebrity News' started by Anonymous, Apr 28, 2012.
Man, nothing gets Herro's rectum ravaged quite like chanologists being bored and amusing themselves.
Yeah! . . . Where'd that happen?
Why won't The Sun let any comments mentioning the Sea Org through?
Because they have to retain their position as unreliable media.
Smug look from a liar.
Also, just for the lulz of the interwebz: http://jiveaces.scientology.org/index.html <OBVIOUS BLOODY SCILON SITE IS BLOODY OBVIOUS (wasn't mentioned yet so I thought I would...)
It's not quite a smile. Wogs deserve no better.
So this thread is all about the Jive Aces on BGT Britain's Got Talent or Britain's Got More Talent and whether scientologists brainwash people:
The Jive Aces are a scientology promotion and recruitment swing / jive band who hand out dianetics (ie scientology) leaflets at all of their performances and use the Say No To Drugs slogan. They recruit for scientology.
The Jive Aces tour and push their message of 'Say No to Drugs' (also known as 'Say No to Drugs Say Yes To Life').
Say No To Drugs is a scientology front group that uses community sport programmes (football) to recruit young people into the scientology cult. Scientology tries to get in with local police (such as in Camden and the City of London) and politicians , often initially by using their anti-drugs front groups promoted by the Jive Aces.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2006/nov/22/freedomofinformation.religionfor more information about the Jive Aces (who appeared on BGT, Britain's Got Talent) and Scientology:http://www.xenu.net/http://www.amazon.co.uk/Piece-Blue-...499X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1335683487&sr=8-1http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Library/Shelf/atack/Members of The Jive Aces have been aggressive towards people who protest against human rights abuses in scientology. didn't someone say we going to do a Jive Aces INFODUMP thread? it might be useful to journalists
Don't tell us, tell the commenters at the Sun I cannot be arsed to get a failbook or twit account to make a comment, but this is the right sort of stuff.
Also, while you're there, you might want to remind everyone of the other OSA volunteer - Magoo - who was sent to drown out critical boards and ended up defecting... She had been in the Damnation Navy, if you need more relevancy.
"snap" - as in "all the little clams go SNAPSNAPSNAP" from the Xemu Rap?
That made my morning
Jive Aces Infodump thread here:
Please post any information / dox that might be of use to journalists.
Yes, indeed. He is not "just some geezer from Essex." He and the rest of his "band" are Sea Org members posted at SH UK. He should be showing himself in his fake Sea Org sailor suit, not his bright coloured band outfit. Because that is what he is - a Sea Org member posted to lure people into scn orgs.
You mean they are the ones that force women to have abortions?
More like Jive Turkeys
That made my day. Might title a song after it, if no one's yet done so
Technically, he IS in uniform... Uniform J, according to Modern Management Technology Defined.
Nah, it's been done already by some punk rock band. Damnation Army is too good not to have been snapped up already. Starvation Army too. Darn.
Thanks for the tip. Maybe I'll do a remix
Ronny & The C-Borgs [Sea]
Nice n' Navy [niacin]
rings my bell... don't nobody steal it, now
Look at this comment:
This video is better than Prozac!! It made me laugh, cry, and . . . dance!! (I promise not to upload any vids of *me* dancing! (;^)
CattyCatRanch 1 month ago
Thanks (but being better than Prozac isnt too difficult, it's nasty stuff!). Don't be embarrassed about dancing, as long as you're enjoying the sunshine it's all good!
jiveaces in reply to CattyCatRanch 1 month ago
Go listen to an entire show by these cult "artists", and report back on your rectal response, in exquisite detail.
News be bad, cult be good.
I love the part where they fund themselves
Fuck, almost 2 million views on youtube.
Okee dokee. I'm an ex-cultie. I played synths, sax, trumpet, bass and drums and sang vocals many years ago.
I can see why this video has so many views.
No, the musicians are not playing technically challenging music, but
it is well played,
well recorded, and
Fuck, how the hell did I end up being Herro ITT?
owh that will go soon enough after the cheating will be revealed.
Normal videos would have stats, this one hasn't
Cover up much
Well fuck, if going to be Herro, may as well enjoy myself. Suck on this, faggots.
Yes, I totally enjoyed this kid's playing.
Fuck fake Herro tech, here is HONESTECH
<envy @ srs chops>
Continuing with derail. @ mods, I can always post some Crass vids, if this gets too boring. But I like these guys. HONESTECH. Definitely better than cultie dipshits.
/ done pretending to be Herro, who kicks my ass anyway.
Alas, you are correct. They are skilled musicians and many people like that style now and again, even me.
I just don't like the big yellow bananas makin that musica!
All that while Miscavige was metaphorically giving you one from behind. That is impressive!
A turkey is a bad person
Must be nice having Slappy pay your way...
Video quality sucks, sound quality sucks, but FUCKING A the keyboards are spectacular.
Yo mods, permission to derail random threads? Herro's job sounds like fun. I can fill in a job application, but need to know the salary and perks.
< sigh > I don't even usually listen to this kind of music. But props where they are due, skill is skill, whether culties or wogs.
Trying to recall any possible LRH reference to yellow bananas, but drawing a blank. SPLURGE ON IT!
Maybe that time that he caught the clap?
The whole point is that the Jive Aces play inoffensive cheery music that is appealing to a wide audience - it puts forward the idea that scientology is harmless and that it will help people. They are good at what they do because they have obsessively played the same set repeatedly for years - promoting and recruiting for the cult and giving a percentage of proceeds to scientology.
So what happens when the show sets them a song they've never played before?
It won't. This show differs from the Idol format.
The Jive Aces are through to the BGT live semi finals! We're on tomorrow (Sun). Starts at 8pm ITV. Please watch, vote and spread the word!!
^not my words of course, just a text msg in from 07868653266.
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