John Travolta has the Xenu touch and he wants to touch you, too

Discussion in 'Celebrity News' started by Mr. Magoo, Dec 7, 2012.

  1. Mr. Magoo Member

    There are amost as many stories about this as there are stories about how ridiulously terrible that music video he did with Olivia Newton John is. To quote hollywire, "Not even Gary Busy spouts off crazy at this level."
  2. Anonymous Member

    The comments are a riot. Either anon has grown a thousand new arms the last week or so, or our message has been absorbed by the audience at large. Any way: Win!
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  3. Anonymous Member

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  4. Anonymous Member

    scientology is death
  5. raboon Member

    corporate brand value adjustment, anonymous style

    watch out it could happen to you too
  6. eddieVroom Member



    Thank you for your service, Mr. Travolta.
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  8. Mr. Magoo Member

    John is a, uhhhh, has a... Big Member. Whoops, I mean he is a Big Being. Xenu gave him healing powers. I like it when he rubs his.... uhhhh... hands...... on my .... ankle. It heals me and gives me relief in the most satisfying way.
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    Happy 3rd Birthday Benjamin Travolta!



    Name: Benjamin Hunter Kaleo Travolta
    Date of Birth: November 23, 2010
    Parents: John Travolta & Kelly Preston
    Siblings: Ella Bleu, 13 & Jett (April 13, 1992 – January 2, 2009)
    ♥ Benjamin was born in Florida
    ♥ He weighed 8 pounds, 3 ounces at birth
    ♥ Kelly delivered Benjamin via c-section: “For the first time, I had a C-section, We had a beautiful quiet birth based on [Scientology Founder] L Ron Hubbard’s philosophy,” sherevealed.
    ♥ Benjamin’s older brother Jett tragically passed away in 2009
    “I’ve always wanted to be a mother, ever since I was 11. I was an expert babysitter. I was doing commercials for thousands of dollars, but I’d still babysit for $3 an hour just because I loved it. I’m just in a good place, and am able to really be with my kids. It’s pretty amazing having a child at this age.” – mama Kelly on having Benjamin when she was 48 years old.
    “Benjamin is the best gift we could possibly have. For us it’s been uplifting. Especially when he smiles at me and seems contented in my arms. He’s given the house a renewed spirit and purpose.” – John on the birth of his second son.
  10. JohnnyRUClear Member

    What a lovely little Sea Ogre factory.
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  11. RightOn Member

    wonder if he tried the cans yet.
    I consider any child being brought up in this cult and having to go through the training the courses and the Purif as child abuse. sorry
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  12. I hope he doesn't have epilepsy. His parents might use LRH tech instead of needed never mind. They wouldn't be that stupid again!

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