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Juliette Lewis "saved" by scientology

Discussion in 'Celebrity News' started by Optimisticate, Apr 9, 2010.

  1. Anonymous Member

    Re: Juliette Lewis "saved" by scientology

    Does anyone have any idea who this is? It's not ringing any bells with me. Oh wait--do you mean Diana Canova? She wasn't on a soap--she was on the show "Soap."
  2. Re: Juliette Lewis "saved" by scientology

    That explains why she turned into a drug addict.
  3. AnonymousNow Member

    Re: Juliette Lewis "saved" by scientology


    And possibly the biggest perk of all. You get your own personal army sworn to secrecy if ever needed to help get you out of a jam-- if for example, you want custody of the kids, or if you wig out and think you need to cleanse and detox ASAP after a night of injecting heroin and screwing a person you just met without protection.
  4. Holl Anon Member

    Re: Juliette Lewis "saved" by scientology

    If Scientology had a shred of decency, they'd save the world from this crack whore.

    juliette-lewis-nomakeup.jpg
  5. Re: Juliette Lewis "saved" by scientology

    As much of a skank as she is I'm sure she has homo novis gas

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  6. Ogsonofgroo Member

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    Beauty, think I broke a lung Realt (laughin ma ass off, good lord thats fun)
    Can she flap her arms too? (jsut thinkin)
  7. Re: Juliette Lewis "saved" by scientology

    The poor and famous Hollywood Scientologists
  8. Shinythings Member

    Re: Juliette Lewis "saved" by scientology

    fuck, that was fun!
  9. xenubarb Member

    Re: Juliette Lewis "saved" by scientology

    .
  10. Anonymous Member

    Re: Juliette Lewis "saved" by scientology

    He sure thinks he is!
  11. Anonymous Member

    Re: Juliette Lewis "saved" by scientology

    Right.
  12. Anonymous Member

    Re: Juliette Lewis "saved" by scientology

    juliette-lewis.jpg
    Moar flames
  13. Lorelei Member

    Re: Juliette Lewis "saved" by scientology

    If she was raised in the cult by (a) cult parent(s), then why did Scientology fail her in the first place, and fail her severely enough that she had to do "battle with drugs" that they then allegedly "saved" her from?

    If not raised in the cult, but if, as claimed, she is the daughter of at least one Scientologist, why wasn't he "able" enough to cater to his daughter? As a Scientologist, aren't they supposed to have power over MEST and unruly offspring (who are just adults in pint-sized meat containers, right)?

    Either way, Scientology failed this girl, and she has never struck me as particularly intelligent (YAY 4 STUDY TECH) either.
  14. Re: Juliette Lewis "saved" by scientology

    JL_coochflame_v1.gif

    As you can see this is only a queef flame and that's only odor waves emanating from her ass. If that was actual homo novis gas the queef would ignite it and she'd be outta there!
  15. TypingChimp Member

    Re: Juliette Lewis "saved" by scientology

    I had posted a vid, but I edited it out because of its level of faggotry that was extreme even for here, ESMB 2.0.
  16. CantPickaName Member

    Re: Juliette Lewis "saved" by scientology

    Egg zactly
  17. Anonymous Member

    Re: Juliette Lewis "saved" by scientology

    [IMG]
    What are your Crimes
  18. AnonKat Member

    Re: Juliette Lewis "saved" by scientology

    She is holding her ballss Its a TRAP !

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  19. Anonymous Member

  20. AnonKat Member

  21. Re: Juliette Lewis "saved" by scientology

    Actually Og you are talking about when her gas runs out and she is forced to land. Yes she flaps her arms but it doesn't do any good so she looks for Gold base's cess lake to land in or the closest sewage treatment plant for that soft landing

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  22. anonakatie Member

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    RWT, you are funny as heck! :D
  23. whoever Member

    Re: Juliette Lewis "saved" by scientology

    She definitely raised in the cult. But curiously, if you read interviews with celebrity Scilons who were raised by Scientologists, they almost always maintain that they weren't Scientologists until so-and-so happened; they usually say some friend told them about some course they should try, or they needed help with some problem....I'm pretty sure I have seen Lewis say the same thing. Not to let Scientology off the hook, by any means--obviously they were raised in Scientology households and that was what they knew. But it is interesting how they can excuse years of bad behavior: "I was born to Scientologists but didn't really become one till after I had all those years of drug abuse, so Scientology isn't to blame for that."
  24. Triumph Member

    Re: Juliette Lewis "saved" by scientology

    Needs a Big "Gas Bubble" at the end..coming from the puddle.

    followed by Tom Cruise Couch jumping on her.
  25. Belladonna Member

  26. Keyumdi Member

    Re: Juliette Lewis "saved" by scientology

    Juliette Lewis wants to be a daft teenager forever. May god strike her limbless.
  27. Sponge Member

    Re: Juliette Lewis "saved" by scientology

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    LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU, BITCH!
    Oh you are...erm...sorry.
  28. RightOn Member

    Re: Juliette Lewis "saved" by scientology

    there goes lunch! Thanks Sponge!
    Does't she have enough money to get her nails done? geez!
    She and her nails looks like she clawed her way out of a cave.
  29. Ogsonofgroo Member

    Re: Juliette Lewis "saved" by scientology

    Jebuz Cripes Sponge!!! (eeek roflmfao *barffle*) gonna take a gallon of eye-bleach and lobotomy...... gah!

    (Why'd ya shoop out the blow-fly on her forhead?)
  30. Paroxetine Samurai Moderator

    Re: Juliette Lewis "saved" by scientology

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  31. Crappy Member

    Re: Juliette Lewis "saved" by scientology

    She needs to be saved?

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    Done.
  32. Sponge Member

    Re: Juliette Lewis "saved" by scientology

    Juliette Lewis on Her Latest Film, 'Conviction' -- New York Magazine -- 3rd Oct 2010

    So, is she now publically admitting that there is infact an alien aspect to scietntology which other scientologists may "have that relationship to it" but just not her?
    Do I even care?
    At least there's no ranting anti-psychiarty dipshit. Slacker.
  33. Skeptic1337 Member

    Re: Juliette Lewis "saved" by scientology

    Sounds like it.

    She's an awesome scientology poster child. I hope she never changes.
  34. Anonymous Member

    Re: Juliette Lewis "saved" by scientology

    " Really useful bits of information to help navigate through this life"

    Get a GPS satnav, ffs.
  35. thefatman Member

    Re: Juliette Lewis "saved" by scientology

    Why do they always say that navigating through life bullshit?
  36. Anonymous Member

    Re: Juliette Lewis "saved" by scientology

    If it was good enough for the ginger fuhrer, it's good enough for them!
  37. Triumph Member

    Re: Juliette Lewis "saved" by scientology

    New York

    Juliette Lewis, Smoothie-Loving Badass Scientologist, Was Briefly a Club Kid
    * By Tim Murphy * Published Oct 3, 2010
    Juliette Lewis on Her Latest Film, 'Conviction' -- New York Magazine

    Yes she does..shes fibbing
  38. Triumph Member

    Re: Juliette Lewis "saved" by scientology

    Juliette Lewis -- 'Banged Up' in Hit-and-Run Crash
    Juliette Lewis -- 'Banged Up' in Hit-and-Run Crash | TMZ.com

    Scientology can fix that..come on down for some touch assist..sauna and vitamins

    No Tom "the Ambulance Chaser" Cruise on the scene?
  39. DeathHamster Member

    Re: Juliette Lewis "saved" by scientology

    A Honda crushed a Lincoln Town Car and then drove away? Woah... Must have been a jumbo SUV!
  40. RightOn Member

    Re: Juliette Lewis "saved" by scientology

    According to her COS completions, she is not yet OT. She went clear in 1997!
    She has taken a butt load of courses, been on the Freewinds once and is an Auditor and a big donor.

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