Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

Kirstie Alley has a picture on twitter - Me and my Italian men friends:

I can't see her legs. Is this a photoshop job? Or meant as a joke?

According to the EXIF data, this was done with photoshop CS5 by a
Troy Plota.

(I tried to embed it but it didn't work for some reason)

ML
Mrs. Beasley, Uncle Bill, Cissy, Buffy, Jody and Mr. French
Family Affair

Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

Offcourse its been through photoshop: Its a commercial quality studio shot. But yeah, there is something funky going on with that table, so it seems this professional fucked up.

Either way, whats your point?

Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

Wow. So Kirstie Alley finally decided that the only weight loss solution that was going to work for her was... amputation?

Could this be forwarded to Photoshop Disasters, or do they only show things that have appeared in print media?

Edit: forwarded it to them.

Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

1) That he fucked up.
2) That Kirstie Alley needs some auditing to get back her legs.
3) That no OTs there ;-)

ML
Mrs. Beasley, Uncle Bill, Cissy, Buffy, Jody and Mr. French
Family Affair

Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

Off course - try it - go ahead

ML
Mrs. Beasley, Uncle Bill, Cissy, Buffy, Jody and Mr. French
Family Affair

Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

I'd hedge a guess from the pillow under her arms that shes lying on the table.

Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

Its not just Kirstie, the 2 guys behind the table are also chopped off.

Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

OMG the scale is totally differnt

Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?



http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/6792/166243321b4d30a8335a83a.jpg
^^Full size image just in case it gets taken down off twatter.^^

Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

Why doesnt she just get her stomach stapled?

Or start hwarfing lunch?

Everyone does that sort of thing now.

Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

I am pretty sure I've seen that hairy, smirky portrait of her before. Years ago. When she wasn't a whale.

Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

LOL! Bunch of twats! Did they run out chairs for the sad old fucker on the floor?

Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

yeah it looks awful familiar
if that picture was photo shopped, (which it looks like it was) then people should know about it

Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

All right Mr DeMille I'm ready for my [STRIKE]close-up[/STRIKE] photoshop



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look closely
thats either a bright white glowing halo around her head-or she uses uranium enriched shampoo-

Photoshop: Virtual Weight Loss in Photoshop!
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiQptl_Y9E[/ame]

Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

1. Lads, lads. Look at the chairs on the left. They stretch off into the distance. She's lying on her front on the table, proped up on her elbows.
   
2. Tosspot on the left with the shades i putting his whole weight on the table, legs completely stretched out behind him. You can just see the middle bottom of his shoe between the leg on the guy sitting down (on the left) and the leg of his chair. The guy's foot is arched, he's leaning on the ball of his feet.
   
   Fucked if I know what's going on on the right. I think he's actually sitting on the table, leaning slightly to his right, hence why he's putting weight on his right arm.

What a bunch of cocks.

Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

It was photoshopped repeatedly, I count 15 separate saves from photoshop editing.

Some of the embedded EXIF info in this photo

EXIF viewer, Firefox addon

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/3905/

Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

well then ^^^ if that is true, then poon the media!
Certianly a juicy tabloid story IMO

Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

Here's the 15 photoshop edit saves info, embedded in the photo's EXIF

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Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

No amount of photoshop lipstick can pretty up that pig.

Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

well gentleman, (and ladies) poons seem to be the way to go with this lulzy info?

Proof that the latest Kirstie Alley pic with her "Italian friends" was a shoop-a-rama

Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

Yahoo: Who's Trending Now? Kirstie Alley

Yahoo: Who's Trending Now? Kirstie Alley, Page 2 of 2 - Associated Content - associatedcontent.com

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Perez Hilton
Kirstie Alley Tweets About Weight Loss!

http://perezhilton.com/2010-09-23-kirstie_alley_tweets_about_weight_loss
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ODIT
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Alley Cuts Off Lower Torso, Loses 50 lbs [pics]

http://offdainnertube.blogspot.com/

Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

here is the website of the photographer

Troy Plota Photography

LOL
New York - LA - Clearwater

Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

The poor woman is so confused about life. Now that this weight loss episode is out of the way, I wait with bated breath *yawn* her next cyclical miraculous diet plan in another two years.

All things considered, she's a long way from her character on Star Trek II; The Wrath of Khan. You'd think it would've inspired her or something. Oh right, that can't be because Star Trek is fiction. Lol.

photoshop job?



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Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

Thought has mass and weight.
Stop thinking, lose weight.
Hmmmmmm.

Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

knowledge = power = energy = matter = mass
ergo;
Reducing knowledge (auditing) reduces mass.
Perfect diet for a scientologist!

Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

Rant
Kirstie Alley Photoshop Weightloss

Rant - Kirstie Alley Photoshop Weightloss

Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

Was thinking the same thing. That glam shot looks like her stock PR image.

Edit: If that guy is a professional he should be embarrassed by the quality of his work. I think I might need a thread just about how many rookie faux pas he made with this shoop. Troy Plota

I'd still tap that ass though she looks kinda hot for a grandma.

Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

Looks to me like he does alot of superimposing.

Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

Rant How Far will Kirstie Go?

Rant - How Far will Kirstie Go?

Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

did a mini image search to try to find a matching picture, but have not found it yet

Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?



that smirk is permanently botoxed on her face?

Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

Uh. I've been known to sell the occasional photo or two or three or twelve at a time for publication. NONE of my work gets shooped, so your '...of course it's been through photoshop: Its a commercial studio shot...' is a crock.

The problem with the image in question is that she's go no legs or anything below the table. Where we should get a glimpse of body parts there's nothing but table leg and the wall behind the table.

Kirstie's had her legs amputated! What a great way to lose weight!!

Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

it looks as if shes laying down. all you see is a head-shot some lips..and a weave

it would be a way to hide that hideous caboose

the table and chairs still look off.

slap some different hair on this photo and you got you close up Mr De-Mille
spend a few hours tweaking the final product
Bada Bing

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos...2884901257_364702191257_6775740_2602714_n.jpg

Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

Where all the photoshop experts? paging Doctor FreaKE..Chief Surgeon RealityWillTell...Doctor FreaKE..Dr Sponge..


in need of a major wigondectomy

pry the weave off the photoshoot and slap it on this one see what ya got..

the place the original next to the fake.. or burn the original and feed the fake to neighbors dog

no bolts in the neck... or 12 inch scars....needed unless required. no extra points if it induces vomiting

Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

I don't think she is laying down at all. IMO
I swear, I wouldn't be surprised if they shooped her head on to someone else's body. LOL

Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

Try and lay on your stomach and hold that pose, then imagine a fatty doing it.

Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

I guess it could be done with the help of some cable and heavy rigging..and a 2x4 shoved up under her tits to push them forward...

Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

Well as a purveyor of images, you should know that photoshop is used for a whole lot more than image manipulation: curves, colour-correction, contrast work and so on. Photoshop and studio lights is the reason why these photographs look glossier than snapshots. Most of the photographers i know use lightroom these days, but photoshop has been the industry standard for years.

Point is, just because it says "photoshop" in the efix doesnt mean the content has been manipulated. She´s lying on the table, the dudes are sitting on it. Its not a desk, its a long-ass dining table...Just sayin