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Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

Discussion in 'Kirstie Alley' started by Missis Beasley, Sep 25, 2010.

  1. Triumph Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

    her weight struggles are one thing...shes not alone in that..for most its a life long struggle..
    He celebrity does amplify her problems that may add to the burden...

    Heres where the rub comes in...She is using her fame and celebrity high profile to
    market a diet..elixir that has little to do with weight loss (don't they all?)
    just posting a photo ...that is heavily photo-shopped is extremely deceptive and certainly misleading...for the sake of selling ..her crappy diet plan..
    some could make the point it borders on fraudulent..

    Celebrities.. often loose their grounding.and their EGO takes over..they become insular..they surround themselves with agents and employees..that ..are there to Kiss ass...
    they will feed them all kinds of bad advice...bad business advice..also including bad spiritual advice.

    its probably been decades since Someone sat her down and gave her a dose of common sense..
    or has the nerve to approach that shrew...

    money comes with its own problems...one of them,.is you no longer care how you come by it and at who's expense.
  2. Anonymous Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

    It's to imply that she's a sexy glamorous minx with whom sexy glamorous smouldering Italian men wish to have sex.

    That's why there's so many sunglasses. Sunglasses = smouldering.

    The twat on the left with the limp wrists looks like a Tory MP, but I can't think just which one, it's killing me.
  3. Anonymous Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

    Wired Gossip
    alley is wired
    Kirstie Alley Lost 50 Pounds - Photos
    Kirstie Alley Lost 50 Pounds - Photos | Allie Is Wired
  4. avanonymom Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

    She actually looks like she on drugs again. As for any weight loss, I don't see it but what I do see is her morphing into LRH as mentioned by others. What the hell is in that shit she'd hawking?!
  5. Anonymous Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

    Hot Momma Gossip
    Kirstie Alley caught in Photoshop Flap
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    Kirstie Alley caught in Photoshop Flap | Hot Momma Celebrity Gossip Blog
  6. Anonymous Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

    RumorRat
    Just In: Kirstie Alley Suffers Disfiguring Photoshop Accident
    Just In: Kirstie Alley Suffers Disfiguring Photoshop Accident | Rumor Rat
  7. Anonymous Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

    Verges on fraud? I like the sound of that.
  8. Anonymous Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

    Chelsea Lately Comedy Blog/ E! Online
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    Today 3:00 PM PDT by Chelsea Handler
  9. Triumph Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

    New Breaking photos of Kirstie
    Keeping Up With Kirstie Alley’s Weight Loss
    October 1st, 2010
    [IMG]
    Keeping Up With Kirstie Alley’s Weight Loss « The Hollywood Story

    I can her hear people..OhMYGD..we need flattering pictures out there ASAP!<giggle> Hired the paparazzi,don't worry Kirstie not a single Mexican..we know how that pisses you off...Dont worry Kirstie US Magazine will pay for these photos...

    wear something dark..and sliming...
    wear this girdle
    for god's sake brush your hair.
    wear some makeup
    suck in those jowls
    stand up straight
    stop sneering
    stand closer to Fat Jim so you look smaller
    remember the runway model walk we have been rehearsing
    channel Kate Moss
    its ok we get to pre-approve the pictures
    think skinny!!!!!
    we can stop for In and out burger when your finished...

    <whispers> do you think she bought it??
  10. Triumph Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

    Television Nirvana
    Achieving oblivion to pain, worry and the external world one t.v. show at a time
    Kirstie Alley Has Heavy Brain Cells
    Television Nirvana: Kirstie Alley Has Heavy Brain Cells
  11. xenubarb Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

    Have you noticed her Italian men are all different sizes? The two sitting at either end of the table, and one of the standing guys seem all the same scale. But there are two behemoths. That guy on the ground would top 9 feet easy if he were standing!

    A mindless search for kirstie alley in google images return a number of photos where she's wearing that smirk. It must be her signature look, like Blue Steel or somethin.
  12. Bipolart Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

    I can't stand the smirk.

    BTW, has anyone shooped her face on Hubbard's head? I'd like to see his hairline etc. with her flabby blobby face.

    Similar.
  13. Triumph Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

    *Sarcasm*
    Todays Orders for Kirsties People

    Here is what I need you to do:
    1. I will contact you with data on where a negative article is - I
    will probably text you as that will be quickest.
    2. You log on to the site of the newspaper and go to the article.
    Please do this as soon as possible after getting the text from me.
    3. You do not necessarily have to read all the article.
    4. There will be an opinions section or forum close to the article.
    5. I need you to write a good roads, good weather comment here stating
    some tru data about SCN - using a personal experience is good! DO NOT
    take up any entheta - grant to no beingness. It is important not to
    engage the opposition and get into a debate or react to provocations.
    You can also if you wish deviate off the subject onto a new topic. The
    concentration of your post is to fill the vacuum per PR Series 18 and
    continue to talk about expansion!!!
    6. When you have done - copy and paste your post and email it back to me.

    KSW Kirstie!

    (Look Familiar) *Chuckles* End Sarcasm*
    see this thread
    http://forums.whyweprotest.net/123-leaks-legal/how-panorama-handled-72185/2/#post1330666
  14. FreakE420 Member

  15. avanonymom Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

    ROFLMFAO

    Freak, That's the best shoop of that obnoxious twat I have ever seen!
  16. Anonymous Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

    I can't believe anyone would believe this isn't shooped.

    For fucks sake, that's the over-used (by amateurs) stock photoshop lighting and lens-flare effects. Those are not real lens flares. Not to mention that the whole wall behind them looks like it's CGI. It does not match the baseboard seen under the table, and the yellow light is conspicuously absent there. The yellow light which would conveniently make it much easier to mask the fact that they'd been superimposed on a fake background.

    If those wine bottles, or anything in this pic, look real (and 'professional') to you, you need to get out more.
  17. BlooAnon Member

  18. Anonymous Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

    I'm waiting for the follow up tweet, Me and my Italian girl friends"
  19. Triumph Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

    Now would be a good time for her to ditch the questionable quack Scientology medical advice

    get out and see a real doctor..get some blood-work ..check her cholesterol levels...etc..start treating obesity like a medical condition,... and learn to deal with it properly..

    before she ends up like Issac Hayes..

    Naaaww.. Never Happen... Next stop Duncan Doughnuts its worth the trip...

    Get set for disappointment,... it would just be Kirstie and Alle (its a Man Baby) Segretti
  20. Anonymous Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

    I'm curious as to why people give a fuck about Kirsty Alley.

    She did a good job as a actress on Cheers. But her fame ended then.

    Now she is trying to do some silly "reality star" shit

    She is done, used up. Get her out of television!
  21. subgenius Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

    That would make more sense than "men friends".
  22. Anonymous Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?


    $cientology can handle that!
  23. GloryMarcabia Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley: &quot;Me and my Italian men friends&quot; - photoshop job?

    092910_SL_Alley171.jpg
    I just threw up in my mouth a little... She wants to claim that the shot of her (seemingly many moons younger) is how she appears now? Only in the mind of a Scientologist.
  24. Anonymous Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley: &quot;Me and my Italian men friends&quot; - photoshop job?

    And not &quot;Me and my Italian sausage friends&quot;?

    DS_DrySausage.jpg

    Nom-nom-nom-nom!
  25. Anonymous Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley: &quot;Me and my Italian men friends&quot; - photoshop job?

    Hello-o!

    Wrath of Khan!

    *tsk*

    wrath-of-khan-04.jpg
  26. Anonymous Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley: &quot;Me and my Italian men friends&quot; - photoshop job?

    In case anyone thought it wasn't shooped, I just noticed this and haven't seen it pointed out elsewhere.
    WTF_Krusty.jpg
  27. DeathHamster Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

    Never mind the fingers, where did that face come from? (Or more likely, when.)
  28. Triumph Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

    someone seems to think shes lost 80lbs.

    they must have missed that she dresses in Maternity wear

    -------------------------------------------
    Kirstie Alley a minţit când a spus că a slăbit 20 de kilograme!
    Kirstie Alley lied when he said that 20 kilograms of weight loss!
    Google Translation (Romanian to English)
    http://www.cancan.ro/showbiz/showbiz-international/kirstie-alley-a-mintit-cand-a-spus-ca-a-slabit-20-de-kilograme-126674.html
  29. Anonymous Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

    To fully complete the 'I talk like a wierdo' vibe it would have to be "Me and my italian women friends".
  30. anonhuff Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley: &quot;Me and my Italian men friends&quot; - photoshop job?

    Interesting. For her fingers on that side to be in FRONT of her arm she would have to be laying it on top and over her left arm. Cross your arms and try to recreate that, I can't do it without it being very clear by my right elbow that my right arm is going over my left. That finger just appears in front of her left elbow without seeing the &quot;up and over&quot; portion of her right arm going over her left.

    This is hard to explain.

    Just cross your arms and put your right fingers in front of your left elbow. Then look at your right hand/elbow region.

    Picture does not compute.

    edit: on the left side of the picture (her right elbow) you can see that her right elbow bend is clearly behind the left arm. also, for as crisp as the other lines in her face/hair/dress/left hand, that finger sticking out is pretty blurry
  31. Anonymous Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

    The other hand is suspect too.

    Any fag dumb enough to enjoy watching the celebrity trainwreck that is plastic surgery (like myself) knows that one can look younger w/surgery makeup/effects,etc but the hands dont lie. The hands grasping the elbows in that doctored are not the claws portrayed in the "Kirsty wearing the latest from REI" pic above.

    I'm with anon upthread, this is a 90's glam shot grafted into a picture.

    PS, the exterraneous suitcase in the pic, since it is just one, is to imply that she is staying the night with them. Perhaps ALL of them. A healthy sexuality is great Kirstie, but why am I compelled to call "BULLSHIT!"? I doubt you've had a good shag (other than what you've purchased...are these Italian Gigolos...) in YEARS!
  32. subgenius Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

    Now yer following me.
    No one but scilons with their awkward speech patterns/lack of education talks like that.
  33. Anonymous Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

    She might have appetite issues besides food.
  34. Anonymous Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

    Her constant refrain of "Lick this", "Lick that" implies that the two urges are tied together in a rather unsettling way.
  35. Anonymous Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

    I'm also calling bullshit!

    I suggest she may be looking for a few more X chromosomes than are apparently on that menu!
  36. Anonymous Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

    There is that factor as well. She might as well be screaming, "See how impressively, almost downright virilely, hetrosexual I am!"

    If you gotta agressively prove something like that (especially since the gossip rags don't seem to be interested in her sexuality one way or the other) there's a good reason for one to suspect the opposite's true.

    OTOH, The greasy mop of unwashed skank on top of her head is a plain-old major turn off. No wonder her sex life (bi, gay, hetero, or even none of the above) sucks in real life. Yuch.
  37. Anonymous Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

    SON FAMOSOS
    Kirstie Alley lied when he said he lost 20 kilograms!
    Google Translation Spanish
    Kirstie Alley mintió cuando dijo que había perdído 20 kilogramos de peso! | SonFamosos.com

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    Kirstie Alley Weight Loss Photoshop

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  38. Anonymous Member

  39. Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

    Wow! It's astounding to discover what can be deduced from a photo, isn't it?

    Just had a close look at the left hand and forearm, and it simply does not fit - unless Kirstie has a seriously deformed left arm. If you follow with your eyes the natural line of the arm, behind the male head obscuring the rest, it could not possibly be joined to the upper arm that is visible.

    Regrettably, I don't have the skillz to point this out graphically - anyone else get what I'm on about/able to show this in a more obvious way? Even without any mad skillz, The more you look at it, the more obvious (and grotesque) it becomes.
  40. anon4211 Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

    This photo was taken before she ate those Italian fags.

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